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Subject: Flood, I'm so scared right now... I need help :(

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.

Well, here's the thing... I just had sex. The one day I didn not have condoms is the day I lost control. I lost my virginity, and so did my girlfriend. We weren't expecting it to happen, it just did... Her and I wanted to wait until we were older to do such things, but I just lost control.

No, I didn't... Do that inside of her. I pulled out. But the thing is, I didn't even go that far in, just enough to... Yeah. ._.

I'm just so scared right now... I just made such a stupid mistake, and I'm worried sick... I literally just got done throwing up.

What do I do? I'm so scared of her getting pregnant...

  • 11.28.2012 3:38 PM PDT

Morning after pill is there for a reason. Not 100% effective but meh.

  • 11.28.2012 3:38 PM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

It's OK OP. How could you have got her pregnant when you clearly have no balls?

  • 11.28.2012 3:38 PM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb

Pulling out is more effective than Plan B


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[Edited on 11.28.2012 3:40 PM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 3:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Telec

Posted by: Primum Agmen
Hooray for poor houses!

Damn straight

I had a bad day too OP, thanks for asking. Jerk.

  • 11.28.2012 3:39 PM PDT

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CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

If you pulled out, then you're golden bro!!


Posted by: YodasCurd
Pulling out is more effective than Plan B


themoreyouknow.jpg


This, I pull out even if im wearing protection. Neither one of us wanna risk it.

[Edited on 11.28.2012 3:41 PM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 3:40 PM PDT
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Tom
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You're fine.

  • 11.28.2012 3:40 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: RECON828
It's OK OP. How could you have got her pregnant when you clearly have no balls?


Zing!

*Sigh*, OP, OP, OP... what did you do?

I know we've only got enough blood to use either the brain or... yeah... but maybe you could go 50/50?


Posted by: Razgriz Berkut
If you pulled out, then you're golden bro!!


Worst advice ever.

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wtf


Posted by: Mister Donut
Well, here's the thing... I just had sex.
Not sure how many Flood people will believe this.


OT: There isn't anything you can do. Sorry, guy.

  • 11.28.2012 3:42 PM PDT

Maybe both of you should go to the doctor, just to be safe.

  • 11.28.2012 3:42 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

OP, if you are serious, get ready for the most stressful up to 28 days of your life.

  • 11.28.2012 3:42 PM PDT
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I use the pull out method.

  • 11.28.2012 3:43 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: HundredJono
Maybe both of you should go to the doctor, just to be safe.


...Are you people being intentionally stupid?

You DO know that the good doc won't be able to tell if this just happened, yeah?

  • 11.28.2012 3:43 PM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb


Posted by: HundredJono
Maybe both of you should go to the doctor, just to be safe.


Lol what is a doctor going to say?

  • 11.28.2012 3:43 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
OP, if you are serious, get ready for the most stressful up to 28 days of your life.


This.

Op, next time, wrap it up. Or don't do it at all. Last thing the world needs right now is 1 or more little-versions of you running around.

  • 11.28.2012 3:44 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


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Posted by: HundredJono
Maybe both of you should go to the doctor, just to be safe.


Lol what is a doctor going to say?
Exactly. The doc can't tell until 3 or 4 days after her missed period. So, if her cycle ended the day before you two hooked up, you have at least 28 days until you will know for sure.

  • 11.28.2012 3:44 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.


Posted by: HundredJono
Maybe both of you should go to the doctor, just to be safe.


Yeah, and the sooner the better (edit: if she misses a period). I remember an old friend had an abortion before she showed signs of being pregnant and she's still depressed about it, three years later.

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  • 11.28.2012 3:45 PM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb


Posted by: xGHOST270x

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
OP, if you are serious, get ready for the most stressful up to 28 days of your life.


This.

Op, next time, wrap it up. Or don't do it at all. Last thing the world needs right now is 1 or more little-versions of you running around.


Considering he pulled out, there shouldn't be that much stress... There is still stress of course but not as much as there would if he didn't.

  • 11.28.2012 3:45 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: Acres 057

Posted by: HundredJono
Maybe both of you should go to the doctor, just to be safe.


Yeah, and the sooner the better. I remember an old friend had an abortion before she showed signs of being pregnant and she's still depressed about it, three years later.


I can't even believe you people... *sigh*

Please everyone take sex ed at some point, because let's face it- you all need it.

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  • 11.28.2012 3:46 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.

Please give me the benefit of the doubt. Yes, I'm serious. I just don't know what to do... I'm here because all of our friends are mutual, and we want to keep it on the down-low... I feel so ashamed, and I really wasn't ready for this... I always preach to others that they should wait, and here I am...

Just damn, Flood. Damn.

  • 11.28.2012 3:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: YodasCurd

Posted by: xGHOST270x

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
OP, if you are serious, get ready for the most stressful up to 28 days of your life.


This.

Op, next time, wrap it up. Or don't do it at all. Last thing the world needs right now is 1 or more little-versions of you running around.


Considering he pulled out, there shouldn't be that much stress... There is still stress of course but not as much as there would if he didn't.


Sometimes there's that moment where you pull out just in time but not sure if it was soon enough.

  • 11.28.2012 3:47 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.


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Posted by: Acres 057

Posted by: HundredJono
Maybe both of you should go to the doctor, just to be safe.


Yeah, and the sooner the better. I remember an old friend had an abortion before she showed signs of being pregnant and she's still depressed about it, three years later.


I can't even believe you people... *sigh*

Please everyone take sex ed at some point, because let's face it- you all need it.


What?

  • 11.28.2012 3:47 PM PDT
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OP is officially the first guy to ever puke after having sex. Doesn't get more beta than that. Nice job OP.

  • 11.28.2012 3:47 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.


Posted by: Mister Donut
Please give me the benefit of the doubt. Yes, I'm serious. I just don't know what to do... I'm here because all of our friends are mutual, and we want to keep it on the down-low... I feel so ashamed, and I really wasn't ready for this... I always preach to others that they should wait, and here I am...

Just damn, Flood. Damn.

*slaps op* SHUT UP! Relaaaaaax.

  • 11.28.2012 3:47 PM PDT


Posted by: RECON828
It's OK OP. How could you have got her pregnant when you clearly have no balls?


God damn you, I almost choked on my afternoon coffee. LOL!

OT: Shield your rocket, or leave it in your pocket. You know how it goes.

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