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Subject: Flood, I'm so scared right now... I need help :(

"You are the last of your kind: bred for combat, built for war. You're the master of any weapon, pilot of any vehicle, and fear no enemy"

I'm like George Bush.

I never pull out.

  • 11.28.2012 3:48 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: Acres 057

Posted by: Sgt Drifter

Posted by: Acres 057

Posted by: HundredJono
Maybe both of you should go to the doctor, just to be safe.


Yeah, and the sooner the better. I remember an old friend had an abortion before she showed signs of being pregnant and she's still depressed about it, three years later.


I can't even believe you people... *sigh*

Please everyone take sex ed at some point, because let's face it- you all need it.


What?


Do you even know how the body works?

This just happened- the doctor won't be able to tell for days-week(s).

  • 11.28.2012 3:48 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: Dobatch
OP is officially the first guy to ever puke after having sex. Doesn't get more beta than that. Nice job OP.


Thanks. A lot.

  • 11.28.2012 3:49 PM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb


Posted by: Acres 057

Posted by: Sgt Drifter

Posted by: Acres 057

Posted by: HundredJono
Maybe both of you should go to the doctor, just to be safe.


Yeah, and the sooner the better. I remember an old friend had an abortion before she showed signs of being pregnant and she's still depressed about it, three years later.


I can't even believe you people... *sigh*

Please everyone take sex ed at some point, because let's face it- you all need it.


What?


Don't say 'What?' like you're confused. He's right.

Also, OP, If you pulled out then you should be fine.

Withdrawal has a 4% failure rate when done correctly.

  • 11.28.2012 3:50 PM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."


Posted by: Mister Donut
Please give me the benefit of the doubt. Yes, I'm serious. I just don't know what to do... I'm here because all of our friends are mutual, and we want to keep it on the down-low... I feel so ashamed, and I really wasn't ready for this... I always preach to others that they should wait, and here I am...

Just damn, Flood. Damn.


While I really don't care about your situation at all, because I have enough problems of my own, here's all you can to about this: You made a mistake. It happens. If you view it as a mistake, then just learn from it, figure out what caused it, and don't do it again. That's the same way you solve any mistake.

  • 11.28.2012 3:50 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~


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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
OP, if you are serious, get ready for the most stressful up to 28 days of your life.


This.

Op, next time, wrap it up. Or don't do it at all. Last thing the world needs right now is 1 or more little-versions of you running around.


Considering he pulled out, there shouldn't be that much stress... There is still stress of course but not as much as there would if he didn't.


Pulling out doesn't always work.... Wrapping your transmission usually does. To the tune of somewhere about 95% if not higher when properly used.

Trust me, if you're stressing out about having a kid, you shouldn't be doing it in the first place w/o adequate protection. You shouldn't be doing it at all, IMO, but I'm not ya momma.

  • 11.28.2012 3:50 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Mister Donut
Please give me the benefit of the doubt. Yes, I'm serious. I just don't know what to do... I'm here because all of our friends are mutual, and we want to keep it on the down-low... I feel so ashamed, and I really wasn't ready for this... I always preach to others that they should wait, and here I am...

Just damn, Flood. Damn.


Don't be ashamed that you had sex. That's natural. Be ashamed you didn't take precautions. That's why there are condoms and such.

If it makes you feel any better, its actually quite hard to get a girl pregnant. You only have a 3-4 day window that it can happen, and even then, only a small chance that it would happen.

So do your best to relax. Ask your girl when her last period was, and then mark your calendar 28 days past that day. If her "Aunt Flo" visits her, you got lucky. If it doesn't, head to your local drug store and buy a test. Hope you get the frowny face, or the minus.

Best of luck bro.

  • 11.28.2012 3:50 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Mister Donut
Please give me the benefit of the doubt. Yes, I'm serious. I just don't know what to do... I'm here because all of our friends are mutual, and we want to keep it on the down-low... I feel so ashamed, and I really wasn't ready for this... I always preach to others that they should wait, and here I am...

Just damn, Flood. Damn.


Don't be ashamed that you had sex. That's natural. Be ashamed you didn't take precautions. That's why there are condoms and such.

If it makes you feel any better, its actually quite hard to get a girl pregnant. You only have a 3-4 day window that it can happen, and even then, only a small chance that it would happen.

So do your best to relax. Ask your girl when her last period was, and then mark your calendar 28 days past that day. If her "Aunt Flo" visits her, you got lucky. If it doesn't, head to your local drug store and buy a test. Hope you get the frowny face, or the minus.

Best of luck bro.


I just got done talking to her... She hasn't had it this month yet. .-.

I'm so dead...

  • 11.28.2012 3:52 PM PDT

LOL op.

  • 11.28.2012 3:53 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Infatuation nation.

  • 11.28.2012 3:53 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Mister Donut

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Mister Donut
Please give me the benefit of the doubt. Yes, I'm serious. I just don't know what to do... I'm here because all of our friends are mutual, and we want to keep it on the down-low... I feel so ashamed, and I really wasn't ready for this... I always preach to others that they should wait, and here I am...

Just damn, Flood. Damn.


Don't be ashamed that you had sex. That's natural. Be ashamed you didn't take precautions. That's why there are condoms and such.

If it makes you feel any better, its actually quite hard to get a girl pregnant. You only have a 3-4 day window that it can happen, and even then, only a small chance that it would happen.

So do your best to relax. Ask your girl when her last period was, and then mark your calendar 28 days past that day. If her "Aunt Flo" visits her, you got lucky. If it doesn't, head to your local drug store and buy a test. Hope you get the frowny face, or the minus.

Best of luck bro.


I just got done talking to her... She hasn't had it this month yet. .-.

I'm so dead...
*Sigh*

When was her last one? Then 28 days after that is when the next one is due.

Its pretty simple math. Stop with the histrionic behavior and calm yourself.

  • 11.28.2012 3:54 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Mister Donut
Please give me the benefit of the doubt. Yes, I'm serious. I just don't know what to do... I'm here because all of our friends are mutual, and we want to keep it on the down-low... I feel so ashamed, and I really wasn't ready for this... I always preach to others that they should wait, and here I am...

Just damn, Flood. Damn.


Don't be ashamed that you had sex. That's natural. Be ashamed you didn't take precautions. That's why there are condoms and such.

If it makes you feel any better, its actually quite hard to get a girl pregnant. You only have a 3-4 day window that it can happen, and even then, only a small chance that it would happen.

So do your best to relax. Ask your girl when her last period was, and then mark your calendar 28 days past that day. If her "Aunt Flo" visits her, you got lucky. If it doesn't, head to your local drug store and buy a test. Hope you get the frowny face, or the minus.

Best of luck bro.

This.

  • 11.28.2012 3:54 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Inb4 Abortion war

  • 11.28.2012 3:57 PM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Inb4 Abortion war

LOAD THE PRO-CHOICE CANNONS!

We can't, Sir. They're already dropping pro-life artillery on us!

  • 11.28.2012 4:01 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

The OP is a teenager.

Use condoms next time.

  • 11.28.2012 4:03 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.

Well op i think you will be a great father...

  • 11.28.2012 4:04 PM PDT

Save Lives. Go Vegan.

Dylan_Mulenburg@hotmail.com


Posted by: RECON828

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Inb4 Abortion war

LOAD THE PRO-CHOICE CANNONS!

We can't, Sir. They're already dropping pro-life artillery on us!

*chooses to shoot a pro-life arrow at you*

  • 11.28.2012 4:15 PM PDT

GOOD

  • 11.28.2012 4:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: RECON828
It's OK OP. How could you have got her pregnant when you clearly have no balls?


lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl

  • 11.28.2012 4:32 PM PDT

Why did you have sex in the first place(seeing your probably pretty young), let alone without protection. Derp, we will see you on sixteen and pregnant and laugh.

  • 11.28.2012 4:32 PM PDT

I hope you realize that going to the Flood for this is a terrible idea.

  • 11.28.2012 4:35 PM PDT

We work in the dark to serve the light.

How old is OP?

  • 11.28.2012 4:35 PM PDT

What if I told you...

*scoots in closer*

I hate you

Worst case scenario?

Abortion

  • 11.28.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account

Use a condom next time.

  • 11.28.2012 4:38 PM PDT

I'm glad you cared to look at this box with letters. Lets hang out sometime! :D

Don't be silly, OP.

Wrap your willy!

  • 11.28.2012 4:39 PM PDT

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