Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.
Most likely they will just wimp out at the idea of widespread disorder.
I reckon there will be a bump in suicides and alcohol related deaths buuut, since it is Christmas those two go up anyway so it will be hard to tell whether it is a factor in it.