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Subject: Guys, I seriously need some help with this girl. I'm 16.

Alright, I've liked this pretty young thing in my class for awhile now. She isn't your typical stuck-up cheerleader, who's all snobby, and wants to sleep with the entire football team. She's a book worm and she's really shy. She's also a good girl. Well, so I've thought.

In the past we talk to each other off an on during class. I've developed feelings for her and she has said the same. This isn't my first rodeo with a girl. I've had a few girlfriends in the past, but she's different. Here's why.

Her sex drive is always through the roof. Seriously, she'll be texting me during the day saying she's horny and she wants to makeout and all that. She claims she is a virgin but I'm not sure. All my friends say, "Who gives a -blam!-, -blam!- her already." I would, but, I really care about this girl and she's kind whorish. Weird predicament, eh?

Well one day I was extremely aroused and of course, so was she. And during our lunch hour... we had sex out in the parking lot. I couldn't help it. All of this was a couple weeks ago. I used a condom but apparently one of my swimmers broke through. I'm terrified and I don't know how to bring this up to my parents and hers too. What do I do Flood? I'm so stressed out. I've -blam!- up.

  • 11.28.2012 8:34 PM PDT

I had great times on the flood but it isn't fair to you guys for me to spam there when i get bored. This is really hard to say but i think it's time to say goodbye. This recent ban i got has showed me that. You have all made me laugh and i have even met some new friends, just know that this place you have is something really special i didn't ever seem to appreciate. Farewell you crazy bastards, i havent teared up in a long time......Giraff95 signing out for a time unknown. :)


[quote]Posted by: Korpse
Alright, I've liked this pretty young thing in my class for awhile now. /quote] Peace out

  • 11.28.2012 8:35 PM PDT

Just support her. Having a family is more important than going to college.

  • 11.28.2012 8:35 PM PDT

That's why you always use the pull-out method.

  • 11.28.2012 8:35 PM PDT


Posted by: giraff95

[quote]Posted by: Korpse
Alright, I've liked this pretty young thing in my class for awhile now. /quote] Peace out

People, just hit the quote butting it does everything for you

  • 11.28.2012 8:35 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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I'm sorry to tell you this but, you now have cancer.

Good luck OP!

  • 11.28.2012 8:36 PM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

inb4 be yourself or be confident or get to know her
Obviously if you want a girl in high school you have to grab her attention, get her to notice you, then when you've accomplished that ignore the ever loving -blam!- out of her. She'll want your baby gravy the next day it works 100% of the time 50% of the time.
By the way I didn't read the OP :D

[Edited on 11.28.2012 8:37 PM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 8:36 PM PDT

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  • 11.28.2012 8:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: CamCamm
I'm sorry to tell you this but, you now have cancer.

Good luck OP!


Classless.

  • 11.28.2012 8:37 PM PDT

Covan was here, December 20th.

Come back later, after he's out of Parris Island.

You made the decision - you knew of the potential consequences.

You're 16, it's time to stop hiding stuff when it's important.

This is something that you're going to have to do on you're own.

You can take advice from a bunch of people on The Flood, but I wouldn't recommend it.

  • 11.28.2012 8:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: giraff95

[quote]Posted by: Korpse
Alright, I've liked this pretty young thing in my class for awhile now. /quote] Peace out

People, just hit the quote butting it does everything for you

^ This.



BUT.

I'm out too.

  • 11.28.2012 8:37 PM PDT

BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread


Posted by: omg a bannana
inb4 be yourself or be confident or get to know her
Obviously if you want a girl in high school you have to grab her attention, get her to notice you, then when you've accomplished that ignore the ever loving -blam!- out of her. She'll want your baby gravy the next day it works 100% of the time 50% of the time.


Ehhh...I don't think you read the OP.

  • 11.28.2012 8:38 PM PDT

Posted by: mr pie123
That's why you always use the pull-out method.

I got caught up in the moment. Ugh, this sucks.

  • 11.28.2012 8:39 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.


Posted by: mr pie123
That's why you always use the pull-out method.

Always.

  • 11.28.2012 8:39 PM PDT

Wait is she actually pregnant? Yikes

  • 11.28.2012 8:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: Garem
Just support her. Having a family is more important than going to college.

JESUS CHRIST PLEASE OP DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY

YOU'VE GOT TO THINK CAREFULLY!

Okay.

Can you, depending on religion, have an abortion for her?

  • 11.28.2012 8:40 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

They think so lol

  • 11.28.2012 8:40 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

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  • 11.28.2012 8:40 PM PDT
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Do a barrel roll.

  • 11.28.2012 8:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Cowgoesmoo

Posted by: Garem
Just support her. Having a family is more important than going to college.

JESUS CHRIST PLEASE OP DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY

YOU'VE GOT TO THINK CAREFULLY!

Okay.

Can you, depending on religion, have an abortion for her?

We're both 16 and her parents choose the babies fate, right? I'm not sure.

  • 11.28.2012 8:41 PM PDT

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Check your individual state law.

  • 11.28.2012 8:42 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Have it aborted before it turns into a human? I honestly don't know.

  • 11.28.2012 8:42 PM PDT

We were talking about adoption, but, her parents would find out for sure. Her dad is an -blam!-.

  • 11.28.2012 8:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Cowgoesmoo

Posted by: Garem
Just support her. Having a family is more important than going to college.

JESUS CHRIST PLEASE OP DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY

YOU'VE GOT TO THINK CAREFULLY!
What's the point of college? To make money. And what's the point of money? To provide for your family.

But that doesn't matter if you don't have a family to provide for.

  • 11.28.2012 8:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Garem
Just support her. Having a family is more important than going to college.

No, it's not.

  • 11.28.2012 8:46 PM PDT

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