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Subject: Driver rage thread.

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Depends on where you live. In my old city, people regularly drove 15mph over the speed limit. Now, since I moved for college, everyone drives the speed limit or under.

It's so infuriating....

  • 11.28.2012 9:10 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

The only thing i hate besides, slow drivers is ppl who don't use blinkers properly. The way I see it, the best and most efficient way to use them is to put them on at the least 4 seconds before even attempting to change lanes. I hate it when people change lanes and use the blinker once their in the middle of the line. And when people want to squeeze in b/w cars, they do the same -blam!-. Give the guy 3 seconds to KNOW that you want in. If they dont give you room, then sure you can squeeze in. But dont move in when you gave them half a second of your blinker. RAAAGGGEEE RANT!!

And I find it funny when people use their blinker on a 1 way turn.

  • 11.28.2012 9:11 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Posted by: CamCamm
BRAKE CHECK!
Die. I hate people like you.
Don't be ridiculous. I always have a child in the car with me. I would never ACTUALLY brake check someone. However, I will ever so slightly let off of the gas, little by little.

Problem?

Also, QUIT RIDING YOUR BRAKES. What is wrong with you people?

[Edited on 11.28.2012 9:13 PM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 9:11 PM PDT
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It is very dark, and you are likely to be eaten by a Grue.


Posted by: CamCamm
BRAKE CHECK!


Yeah... except when I do that they almost flip their cars/trucks. Most people don't know just how fast 4 piston brembos + DBA's + Hawk HP+'s will stop you.

  • 11.28.2012 9:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: Not Snake
Not using their turn signal. Then getting mad at me when I don't let them in.




If only there was some way you could convey to me that you want to get over. Some sort of flashing object or light.


All of my this. Every daggum bit of it.

Also, i abhor the ignorant morons who drive with their brights on at night all the time, regardkess of traffic conditions. Idiots are blinding evetyone then wonder why I get over invtheir lane to prove a point.

  • 11.28.2012 9:22 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: xGHOST270x

Posted by: Not Snake
Not using their turn signal. Then getting mad at me when I don't let them in.




If only there was some way you could convey to me that you want to get over. Some sort of flashing object or light.


All of my this. Every daggum bit of it.

Also, i abhor the ignorant morons who drive with their brights on at night all the time, regardkess of traffic conditions. Idiots are blinding evetyone then wonder why I get over invtheir lane to prove a point.


I sincerely hope you lose control of your car. Horrible way to prove a point.

Never knew that the Flood were such incompetent drivers.

As a result of the brights is one thing, but just to prove a point.... bad stuff.

[Edited on 11.28.2012 9:25 PM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 9:23 PM PDT

If you tailgate me

I will kill your family.

  • 11.28.2012 9:24 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Posted by: xGHOST270x
Also, i abhor the ignorant morons who drive with their brights on at night all the time, regardkess of traffic conditions. Idiots are blinding evetyone then wonder why I get over invtheir lane to prove a point.
I sincerely hope you lose control of your car. Horrible way to prove a point.

Never knew that the Flood were such incompetent drivers.
"I sincerely hope you lose control of your car." Horrible way to prove a point, amirite?!

I couldn't even understand what he was really trying to say anyway.

  • 11.28.2012 9:26 PM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

As a motorbike rider I both hate and distrust most everyone driving a car. It's not like a motorbike is hard to see, what with the bright light on the front and all.

If you can't see one how can you be expected to drive safely? How could you see a person for that matter? They are smaller and don't tend to have lights.
Oh, I didn't see it, is not an excuse. It's just you admitting that you shouldn't be driving.

  • 11.28.2012 9:26 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Posted by: xGHOST270x
Also, i abhor the ignorant morons who drive with their brights on at night all the time, regardkess of traffic conditions. Idiots are blinding evetyone then wonder why I get over invtheir lane to prove a point.
I sincerely hope you lose control of your car. Horrible way to prove a point.

Never knew that the Flood were such incompetent drivers.
"I sincerely hope you lose control of your car." Horrible way to prove a point, amirite?!



That IS the point I'm trying to make to him.

[Edited on 11.28.2012 9:26 PM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 9:26 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Sgt Drifter
That IS the point I'm trying to make to him.
... k

  • 11.28.2012 9:28 PM PDT

Skuldier? Never heard of him...

Also, squid packs.

  • 11.28.2012 9:31 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~


Posted by: Sgt Drifter
I sincerely hope you lose control of your car. Horrible way to prove a point.

Never knew that the Flood were such incompetent drivers.

As a result of the brights is one thing, but just to prove a point.... bad stuff.


You sincerely hope I die? How thoughtful of you.

After driving over an hour with this guy on your tail, you'd be singing a different tune, I assure you. I tried everything to either get him to turn his brights off or get off my tail. If i sped up, he'd speed up. If i slowed down, he'd slow down.

I finally had it with this joker, so I got a tad angry. I quickly rolled into the left-hand lane, slowed down until i was abreast of him, and quickly popped over the lane divide about a foot and returned into my lane in about a second.

Dude took off like a rocket. If that's what it takes for him to realize he needs to quit messing with people, or to just pay attention, then so be it. I rarely get that angry at my fellow drivers, but goddamn sometimes enough is enough.

  • 11.28.2012 10:14 PM PDT
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25MPH exists mostly in smaller streets with a large population. Go ahead, go 40 or 50MPH down one of those streets, be sure to tell me how many cars you nearly hit and how many kids you run over.

But I do hate when people go under the speed limit. If someone's doing the speed limit then I won't pass them because I'm not a douche, but I can understand if you're in a hurry for something important.

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My favorite thing to do is when I see people moving in and out of traffic just to get ahead, then I'll slow down with the car next to me so they can't pass. Had some small Comcast truck cut me off once, I speed up to him, got in front of him and then I caught up with the person ahead in the next lane and slowed down so he couldn't pass. Good times.

[Edited on 11.28.2012 10:19 PM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 10:17 PM PDT

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

No seriously read my rant and tell me it's never happened to you.

When it's two lanes one way and the person in front of you in the right lane is going super slow and the person in the elft lane is going just fast enough so you can't get around.

Also being a pizza deliverer (lol) slow people, people that wait for fays to get onto ramps.

  • 11.28.2012 10:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: xxiNoSc0p3dJfKx
No seriously read my rant and tell me it's never happened to you.

When it's two lanes one way and the person in front of you in the right lane is going super slow and the person in the elft lane is going just fast enough so you can't get around.

Also being a pizza deliverer (lol) slow people, people that wait for fays to get onto ramps.


Well, on the highway I do get ticked when people are going under the limit in the fast lane. But if someone's doing the limit I'll never get ticked at them, but that's just me because I enjoy driving. It's my thinking time and slower drives are nice.
But trust me, I'll go much over the limit if I'm able to. So long as there isn't many people around...or when I get into a race with some other truck, those people are awesome!

  • 11.28.2012 10:23 PM PDT
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You know who I hate? EVERYONE ELSE ON THE -blam!- ROAD?
Why the -blam!- are you on my streets? I own this city nigs! Take the -blam!- bus!

  • 11.28.2012 10:25 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Posted by: M_Power
If you tailgate me

I will kill your family.
But i would be following you. ^_^

  • 11.29.2012 2:05 PM PDT
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TURN SIGNALS MOTHER-blam!-! DO YOU USE THEM?!

  • 11.29.2012 2:07 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Posted by: MarlboroMan
Edit:
My favorite thing to do is when I see people moving in and out of traffic just to get ahead, then I'll slow down with the car next to me so they can't pass. Had some small Comcast truck cut me off once, I speed up to him, got in front of him and then I caught up with the person ahead in the next lane and slowed down so he couldn't pass. Good times.
Lol. I just stay in my lane and then end up passing those people who keep changing lanes.

  • 11.29.2012 2:09 PM PDT
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And don't forget the "I have to gun it, cut a lane, and squeeze in right in front of you thirty feet in front of a red light." people.

Congratulations, you risked a multi-car collision to shave 0.8 seconds off your daily commute.

I hope there is a special place in hell for these people.

  • 11.29.2012 2:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
Hey, guys, what's going on in this thread?
Someone tell Kivell that he is a lie.


Get WorkPlaced!

I drive 112 miles per day roundtrip to and from work, trust me, I feel your pain.

  • 11.29.2012 2:17 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Posted by: Kivell
I drive 112 miles per day roundtrip to and from work, trust me, I feel your pain.
Holy crap balls! What do you do??

  • 11.29.2012 2:27 PM PDT

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I hit 80 on the interstate's left lane (5 above regular) or the regular 75, whichever traffic permits.

In all my time driving I'm surprised I don't see hundred car pileups of nothing but women of all ages and male highschool students, topped with more reckless women who somehow flipped their cars onto these pileups as far as I can see.

Every day, EVERY SINGLE DAY I take a simple 20 minute drive on the interstate and there is at least 1 women passing me in the RIGHT HAND LANE (for those not in America the SLOW lane) at about 90 mph. Not one darn time have I ever seen a cop either. That's more than half the slow lane's speed limit OVER the slow lane's speed limit.

This lady decided to also go 85 right lane in a 55 mph construction zone today.

My Ex's dad drives 70miles one way to work, making for a 140 round trip in what we always called the smurf car with 400,000 miles on it.

[Edited on 11.29.2012 2:42 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 2:40 PM PDT

Your impatience is not going to end well.

  • 11.29.2012 2:41 PM PDT

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