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Subject: Baby bleeds to death from home circumcision.

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Posted by: Centru
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey

Posted by: Centru
Holy Crap. That's like every non-circumcised worst nightmare, and greatest victory mostly because they can say "Look at what didn't happen to me!"


As it turns out, every living circumcised man can say the exact same thing.


HOW DO YOU KNOW? *sobs* how do you know?


Well, I'm just assuming that anyone currently alive has never bled to death, particularly from their severed foreskin.

  • 11.29.2012 12:21 AM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

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Posted by: Ice Penjamin
Next we be seeing self surgeries.

With butter knifes and toothpicks.

Then there's my friend who nailed his nipple to a table when trying to pierce it. Though that may have been because there was a lot of alcohol involved.

Also, what stupid parents.

  • 11.29.2012 12:35 AM PDT

Saw Manchester in the articles title, saw the babies name was "goodluck" and saw that the parents are from Nigeria.

Yep not even gonna bother.

  • 11.29.2012 12:40 AM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

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Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

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  • 11.29.2012 12:43 AM PDT

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