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Subject: Does this scream 'I'm going to kill my family' to you?
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"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

Poll: Does this scream 'I'm going to kill my family' to you?  [closed]
Yes04:  38%
(8 Votes)
N08:  62%
(13 Votes)
Total Votes: 21

Customer calls on the phone looking for some product. Initial impression was 'Wow, this dude has a creepy voice'.

I ask what he needs; "I'd like 9 24-Gallon black plastic containers. Your website has no stock for order, but is saying you may have inventory"

Put him on hold, check in the back, only have 5. Let the customer know, but ask him what he needs them for as we may have some other items to help him along. I can tell he was very giddy at the fact that we had any, but not in the normal 'oh sweet thanks dude'... but the 'OH THANK GOD YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU' way.

He explains: "I have a home project going on in my garage... I'll need it done before christmas... Maybe the 5 will work, but if I need more hopefully you'll have more in stock by then"

I also let him know that the San Diego location has 4 more in stock, if he's willing to drive about half an hour.

So, a few silly TV drama red flags are popping up in my head. I was off work before he came in to do the initial pick up for the 5 units, So i really don't know if he fit the killer profile. His voice, though... i'm going to have nightmares.

Disclaimer ~ If you, dear reader, happen to be the customer that i'm speaking about... No hard feelings if you AREN'T intending to kill your family. I've been watching too much Dexter. Come back and buy more -blam!-!

  • 11.29.2012 12:48 AM PDT

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You should have offered a shovel

  • 11.29.2012 12:51 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

he's going to kill 9 family members before Christmas?

the only time i ever see 9 family members is at Christmas.

  • 11.29.2012 12:51 AM PDT

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Sounds a bit creepy but I doubt it's anything serious.

  • 11.29.2012 12:51 AM PDT

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Please, OP... Don't be silly, he's not going to murder his family! He's going to kill you .

  • 11.29.2012 12:52 AM PDT

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Posted by: CultMiester4000
he's going to kill 9 family members before Christmas?

the only time i ever see 9 family members is at Christmas.
They wanted to celebrate the birth of their god.

I helped them to meet him.

[Edited on 11.29.2012 5:04 AM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 12:52 AM PDT

you should alert the authorities in my experience stereotypes about people who have creepy voices are spot on.

  • 11.29.2012 12:55 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Are you serious?

  • 11.29.2012 12:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: Defogner
you should alert the authorities in my experience stereotypes about people who have creepy voices are spot on.

"And what is the reason you believe this man will commit a crime?"
"He sounded creepy."
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  • 11.29.2012 2:52 AM PDT

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Posted by: Emperor Gillard
"And what is the reason you believe this man will commit a crime?"
"He sounded creepy."
"ALL UNITS, WE HAVE A LIVE ONE. GO GO GO!!!"
Damn you. You made me choke on a cheez-it with laughter.

  • 11.29.2012 2:54 AM PDT
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Sure he isn't just making a home distillery?

  • 11.29.2012 3:33 AM PDT

you can never watch too much dexter, fact.

  • 11.29.2012 3:41 AM PDT

Posted by: Make117
Sounds a bit creepy but I doubt it's anything serious.
Agreed!

  • 11.29.2012 3:42 AM PDT

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Posted by: Make117

Posted by: CultMiester4000
he's going to kill 9 family members before Christmas?

the only time i ever see 9 family members is at Christmas.
They wanted celebrate the birth of their god.

I helped them to meet him.

This -blam!- sounds pretty awesome

  • 11.29.2012 4:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
Hey, guys, what's going on in this thread?
Someone tell Kivell that he is a lie.


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Sounds like murder to me.

  • 11.29.2012 5:39 AM PDT

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Posted by: dmg04
Yes04
N08

Most people spell "yes" and "no" without numbers.

  • 11.29.2012 5:41 AM PDT

People with an accent =/= killers


Also people use gallon bags for trash cans at large parties

  • 11.29.2012 5:44 AM PDT

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Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Posted by: dmg04
Yes04
N08

Most people spell "yes" and "no" without numbers.
Most people are wrong.

  • 11.29.2012 5:48 AM PDT

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It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: Make117

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Posted by: dmg04
Yes04
N08

Most people spell "yes" and "no" without numbers.
Most people are wrong.
lol

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Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Posted by: dmg04
Yes04
N08

Most people spell "yes" and "no" without numbers.

You don't understand the reference he's making that's all.

  • 11.29.2012 5:55 AM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.

You've watched bit too much Dexter, man.

  • 11.29.2012 5:57 AM PDT

I agree that all presidents should serve 2 terms. 1 in office and 1 in prison

Did he ask about hydrochloric acid?

  • 11.29.2012 6:00 AM PDT

I'm not discriminatory. I don't like any of you.

Report it just in case, he may have called elsewhere for three miles of rope and elsewhere for a shedload of hammers. Srs.

  • 11.29.2012 6:01 AM PDT

TV addictions are bad and you should feel bad.

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