- dmg04
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.
"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."
Poll: Does this scream 'I'm going to kill my family' to you? [closed]
Total Votes: 21
Customer calls on the phone looking for some product. Initial impression was 'Wow, this dude has a creepy voice'.
I ask what he needs; "I'd like 9 24-Gallon black plastic containers. Your website has no stock for order, but is saying you may have inventory"
Put him on hold, check in the back, only have 5. Let the customer know, but ask him what he needs them for as we may have some other items to help him along. I can tell he was very giddy at the fact that we had any, but not in the normal 'oh sweet thanks dude'... but the 'OH THANK GOD YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU' way.
He explains: "I have a home project going on in my garage... I'll need it done before christmas... Maybe the 5 will work, but if I need more hopefully you'll have more in stock by then"
I also let him know that the San Diego location has 4 more in stock, if he's willing to drive about half an hour.
So, a few silly TV drama red flags are popping up in my head. I was off work before he came in to do the initial pick up for the 5 units, So i really don't know if he fit the killer profile. His voice, though... i'm going to have nightmares.
Disclaimer ~ If you, dear reader, happen to be the customer that i'm speaking about... No hard feelings if you AREN'T intending to kill your family. I've been watching too much Dexter. Come back and buy more -blam!-!