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Post your favorite corny/cheesy jokes. Here's mine:Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine. =D
Where did sarah go during the bombing?EverywhereKnock knockWhos there?Not sarah[Edited on 11.29.2012 7:24 AM PST]
Skuldier? Never heard of him...
What's green and has wheels?Grass...I lied about the wheels
Posted by: The Kangol KidIt was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.zoobkillerninja <3
Posted by: Not SnakeWhat's green and has wheels?Grass...I lied about the wheelsLiar!
Want a good read? Get a kick out of this."DOOOOOOOODGGEEEE!!!"
Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven was a mass murderer.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his crotch.Bartender says "man, that's looks uncomfortable"Pirate says "arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."
Posted by: Not SnakeA pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his crotch.Bartender says "man, that's looks uncomfortable"Pirate says "arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."Ba dum tsh.
Posted by: Qbix89Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.Posted by: AchronosToo bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.
You know what's cheesier than a cheesy joke?Cheese.
Shoot pool, not people.Obvious alt
Posted by: Not SnakeWhat's green and has wheels?Grass...I lied about the wheelsLol
Sandwich walks into a bar.Bartender says: We don't serve food here
A dude walks into a bar.He gets knocked out.
What's brown, hard and sticky?A stick.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink here named after you!" The grasshopper looks impressed. "Wow, you have a drink named Steve?"
Goku walks into a bar.The bar died.
Did you hear about the guy with five wieners?You think it'd look awkward, but his pants fit like a glove.
Posted by: Not SnakeA pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his crotch.Bartender says "man, that's looks uncomfortable"Pirate says "arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."Hahahahahaha! I haven't heard that before. So Funny!