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Subject: Post Your Favorite

Post your favorite corny/cheesy jokes. Here's mine:

Why was six afraid of seven?


Because seven eight nine. =D

  • 11.29.2012 7:20 AM PDT

Where did sarah go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Knock knock

Whos there?

Not sarah

[Edited on 11.29.2012 7:24 AM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 7:21 AM PDT

Skuldier? Never heard of him...

What's green and has wheels?

Grass...I lied about the wheels

  • 11.29.2012 7:23 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Not Snake
What's green and has wheels?

Grass...I lied about the wheels
Liar!

  • 11.29.2012 7:28 AM PDT
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a mass murderer.

  • 11.29.2012 7:31 AM PDT

Skuldier? Never heard of him...

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his crotch.

Bartender says "man, that's looks uncomfortable"

Pirate says "arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."

  • 11.29.2012 7:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: Not Snake
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his crotch.

Bartender says "man, that's looks uncomfortable"

Pirate says "arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."


Ba dum tsh.

  • 11.29.2012 7:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

You know what's cheesier than a cheesy joke?

Cheese.

  • 11.29.2012 7:34 AM PDT
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Shoot pool, not people.

Obvious alt


Posted by: Not Snake
What's green and has wheels?

Grass...I lied about the wheels


Lol

  • 11.29.2012 7:34 AM PDT

Skuldier? Never heard of him...

Sandwich walks into a bar.

Bartender says: We don't serve food here

  • 11.29.2012 7:34 AM PDT
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A dude walks into a bar.

He gets knocked out.

  • 11.29.2012 7:35 AM PDT

What's brown, hard and sticky?































A stick.

  • 11.29.2012 7:36 AM PDT

Skuldier? Never heard of him...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink here named after you!" The grasshopper looks impressed. "Wow, you have a drink named Steve?"

  • 11.29.2012 7:36 AM PDT
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Goku walks into a bar.

The bar died.

  • 11.29.2012 7:39 AM PDT

Skuldier? Never heard of him...

Did you hear about the guy with five wieners?

You think it'd look awkward, but his pants fit like a glove.

  • 11.29.2012 7:39 AM PDT


Posted by: Not Snake
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his crotch.

Bartender says "man, that's looks uncomfortable"

Pirate says "arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."


Hahahahahaha! I haven't heard that before. So Funny!

  • 11.29.2012 7:44 AM PDT