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Subject: So i just won the lottery..

Watch out. If I post in your thread, chances are it'll die. I've been cursed, and if I kill your thread, I'm sorry.

For those that don't know, last night there was a lottery for $550,000,000 (yes, that's over half a billion dollars).

I thought for sure that someone was joking me, but after going online today, I confirmed that I won.

What do I do with this much money? I don't even know where to begin..

  • 11.29.2012 10:09 AM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

Buy a mech.

  • 11.29.2012 10:10 AM PDT

fake -blam!- as -blam!-, Come with some pics or you're gy.

  • 11.29.2012 10:10 AM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

pics or it didn't happen

  • 11.29.2012 10:11 AM PDT

inb4hookers

Also, wheres the sauce?

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  • 11.29.2012 10:11 AM PDT
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Send one dollar to 550,000,000 people.

  • 11.29.2012 10:11 AM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.

Actually, the first rule of winning the lotto is not telling people.

  • 11.29.2012 10:11 AM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

550,000,000 $1 hookers!

  • 11.29.2012 10:12 AM PDT

Buy 550,000,000 one dollar hookers or one $550,000,000 hooker

  • 11.29.2012 10:12 AM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.


Posted by: swansea123
Buy 550,000,000 one dollar hookers or one $550,000,000 hooker

Damn, you can buy that Nancy Nigiigirgirigir for that much I would think.

  • 11.29.2012 10:14 AM PDT

NUKE INCOMING!

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You will give me all that money...

  • 11.29.2012 10:14 AM PDT

TRU7H. CARNAGE. BUNGIE

Can I have 100k?

  • 11.29.2012 10:15 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Whatever you want.

  • 11.29.2012 10:17 AM PDT

If you have some free time and don't mind, please check out my Youtube channel, and maybe subscribe? I'd appreciate it.

http://www.youtube.com/user/DreamOfGaming

BUNGiE's budget for Destiny is $500,000,000. OP. Use that $500,000,000 to make Destiny yourself.

  • 11.29.2012 10:18 AM PDT

Please visit my homepage.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^
My Youtube channel, i post Halo gameplays and clips. :)

Don't suppose you could part with the measly sum of $5000?
Cheers :)

  • 11.29.2012 10:19 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

Why did you come here out of all places? I really doubt you won.

  • 11.29.2012 10:19 AM PDT

If you have some free time and don't mind, please check out my Youtube channel, and maybe subscribe? I'd appreciate it.

http://www.youtube.com/user/DreamOfGaming


Posted by: Nephilim713
Why did you come here out of all places? I really doubt you won.
lol yeah. Beside OP, if he really did win, only won $192.5 million, which is still a lot. And neither of the 2 winners have come forward yet.

  • 11.29.2012 10:22 AM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein


Posted by: SpeedyBlueDude

Posted by: Nephilim713
Why did you come here out of all places? I really doubt you won.
lol yeah. Beside OP, if he really did win, only won $192.5 million, which is still a lot. And neither of the 2 winners have come forward yet.

  • 11.29.2012 10:24 AM PDT
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I am...whimsical today.

Posted by: MadMax888
Actually, the first rule of winning the lotto is not telling people.
I think you're thinking of Fight Club.

  • 11.29.2012 10:25 AM PDT

There is a certain point of tolerance that should never be reached.

I believe you, sure.

What would I do?

Buy a house, buy some land, pay everything off, and help out strangers.

Like me, for instance. I'm about to start school, and I don't have a job because where I live there is not a lot of business, so you know, 550 MILLION dollars is a lot of money, and if you really did win all that cash, I'm sure you'd have no problem giving me.. I don't know, 250K. That would pay my bills for the next 5-10 years, and allow me to focus purely on school.

=D

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Well now that you mention it, I've been trying to help out this Nigerian princess...

  • 11.29.2012 10:26 AM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!


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...then I'll sell your horn for money!

  • 11.29.2012 10:26 AM PDT

Even if you did win the lottery you won't get anywhere near half a million dollars.

  • 11.29.2012 10:30 AM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

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Posted by: Nephilim713
Why did you come here out of all places? I really doubt you won.

I know he didn't, but if he did, why not come here?

Telling people in real life can make people dislike you. You're anonymous on the Internet and no-one knows you, so as I said, why not?

  • 11.29.2012 10:30 AM PDT

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