Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: my cat is insane, yours is 2, save yourself
  • Subject: my cat is insane, yours is 2, save yourself
Subject: my cat is insane, yours is 2, save yourself

My cat was in my lap meowing and being cute when i suddenly was thinking and seeing through his eyes. Thoughts were racing through my head and when i looked around the room i saw myself spinning in a corner along with the me infront of me laying on the bed. I looked at myself and he thought "if you want to hoop, shoot baby shoot". Then he pictured temptation bags being shuved down my throat by the me spinning behind me. The entire time morgan freemans voice was mumbling somewhere in the background.

I then shot back into my own head and threw my cat outside the door and locked it. I can hear him out there though, he doesnt know i saw into his bat shet crazy head. Do not trust your cat, something is going down. I think god wants me to warn everyone about whats coming so he showed me with a vision.

  • 11.29.2012 11:34 AM PDT

What are you smoking and where can I get some?

  • 11.29.2012 11:40 AM PDT

Are these stories going to become a daily thing?

  • 11.29.2012 11:43 AM PDT
  •  | 
  • Legendary Member

OP's been doing some baaaad, baaaad things.

  • 11.29.2012 11:44 AM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.


Posted by: Zanir
OP's been doing some baaaad, baaaad things.

That there sounds like bad mojo man.

  • 11.29.2012 11:50 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein


Posted by: Dustofsaturn
Are these stories going to become a daily thing?


'Tis a cycle.

  • 11.29.2012 11:52 AM PDT

to think after all the fancy feast, temptations, and love ive given him he thinks those kinds of things about me...hes putting his paws right under my locked door likes hes pawing at something right now...freak, i wonder what hes thinking now

  • 11.29.2012 11:53 AM PDT


Posted by: Defogner
I live in Colorado or Washington.
Fixed

  • 11.29.2012 11:58 AM PDT