I will call it squishy
I will become BFFs with all of my neighboring countries, sneak my military in while we are talking, then take over in a single battle that will disorientate and damage their country. I will take over and we'll be known as the squishy republic.
and then it will be a cycle of rinse and repeat till people catch on. by then i will hopefully have a big enough army to start taking over the world, nuke major cities and the capitals and walk right in.
[Edited on 11.29.2012 11:39 AM PST]