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Subject: Completely out of context one liners...

Well slap my balls and call me Santa, I've got lizard tits!

post 'em here

Mine: Master Chief stabs the Didact in the stomach with a knife, leans in really close and stares into his eyes, which ask the one question 'why?', Chief twists the knife and pulls it out.
'an elephant never forgets'

  • 11.29.2012 1:03 PM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

......what?

  • 11.29.2012 1:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: swvjdirector
......what?

  • 11.29.2012 1:04 PM PDT

wtfbbq???


I still lol'd


like really lol'd

  • 11.29.2012 1:05 PM PDT

I came into this thread, "Very entertaining."

  • 11.29.2012 1:05 PM PDT

Quality thread.

  • 11.29.2012 1:06 PM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.

I was frozen today!

  • 11.29.2012 1:06 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

*tries to think of something more random than the OP*

  • 11.29.2012 1:09 PM PDT

I think we are supposed to be taking a scene from a movie/game/book etc. and inject a completely unrelated line from something else.

  • 11.29.2012 1:10 PM PDT
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Mason holds his pistol up to Menendez's head. "Guess you could say I ate my vitamins this morning."

  • 11.29.2012 1:42 PM PDT

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

Handsome Jack watches silently as the Warrior erupts from primordial magma like a Kraken from the deepest, most ancient seas.

"Well, my friends," he begins, turning to face the assembled Vault Hunters before him. "Looks like we'll find out once and for all who can shoulder the fruit of mediocrity."


[Edited on 11.29.2012 1:48 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 1:48 PM PDT

~:O>~~

A sci-fi adult film collaboration was being filmed when one of the main actors approached a model during a scene and said: "Come with me if you want to live"

  • 11.29.2012 2:03 PM PDT