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“Dinkleberg!” is a catchphrase used by the character Dad in the Nickelodeon cartoon show “The Fairly Odd Parents.” In the show, Dad has an unrelenting hatred towards the well-to-do and happy neighbor, Dinkleberg, who gets blamed for everything bad that happens. The phrase is used in a similar way, by giving the blame for everything bad that happened to Dinkleberg. This can vary from mundane day-to-day problems to natural disasters.
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Just think about it realistically. If the creatures themselves were real, but actual logic still applied, then this world would be a terror show. Piss off a Tyranitar? It'll raze everything around you to the point where the goddammed map will have to be redrawn. Happen to live by a coastal city? Not for long because that bunch of Magikarp just evolved into Gyarados and they obliterate everything. Going hiking? Good luck getting away from that giant metal dinosaur known as Aggron if you happen to encounter one. Religious? Most religion will be centered around saving your soul from Chandelure before he burns the soul right out of your body,leaving the empty shell of the body behind. This can be seen as Chandelure making ZOMBIES if the bodies can still function without a soul. We musn't forget that most of the people you know could actually be Ditto in disguise. How could you trust anyone? There are also some Pokemon who will prey on you just because they can. You're helpless against things like Gliscor and Pinsir. Don't forget that if a Houndoom burns you, you feel that agonizing burn FOREVER. Can you imagine not one, but hundreds of Incredible Hulks walking around doing what they wish? That's Machamp for ya' except he has FOUR arms to do work with.
Discuss the dangers of Pokemon becoming real.