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Subject: Pokemon being real would be horrible.
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“Dinkleberg!” is a catchphrase used by the character Dad in the Nickelodeon cartoon show “The Fairly Odd Parents.” In the show, Dad has an unrelenting hatred towards the well-to-do and happy neighbor, Dinkleberg, who gets blamed for everything bad that happens. The phrase is used in a similar way, by giving the blame for everything bad that happened to Dinkleberg. This can vary from mundane day-to-day problems to natural disasters.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dinkleberg

Just think about it realistically. If the creatures themselves were real, but actual logic still applied, then this world would be a terror show. Piss off a Tyranitar? It'll raze everything around you to the point where the goddammed map will have to be redrawn. Happen to live by a coastal city? Not for long because that bunch of Magikarp just evolved into Gyarados and they obliterate everything. Going hiking? Good luck getting away from that giant metal dinosaur known as Aggron if you happen to encounter one. Religious? Most religion will be centered around saving your soul from Chandelure before he burns the soul right out of your body,leaving the empty shell of the body behind. This can be seen as Chandelure making ZOMBIES if the bodies can still function without a soul. We musn't forget that most of the people you know could actually be Ditto in disguise. How could you trust anyone? There are also some Pokemon who will prey on you just because they can. You're helpless against things like Gliscor and Pinsir. Don't forget that if a Houndoom burns you, you feel that agonizing burn FOREVER. Can you imagine not one, but hundreds of Incredible Hulks walking around doing what they wish? That's Machamp for ya' except he has FOUR arms to do work with.

Discuss the dangers of Pokemon becoming real.

  • 11.29.2012 2:45 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

*goes to natural reserve for peaceful walk and to take awesome photos*

*walks across grassy patch to good vantage point*

*battle music*

-blam!- OFF.

[Edited on 11.29.2012 2:47 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 2:45 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Isn't that exactly what Michael Vick was doing?

  • 11.29.2012 2:46 PM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

Pronz movies with Machamp would be great.

  • 11.29.2012 2:46 PM PDT

So Says Shadroxon.

True...but couldn't you carry around trained pokemon to protect you?

  • 11.29.2012 2:59 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g

Something about OPs name reminds me of an late 90's or so show....can't put my finger on it

OT:Pikachu would be very shocking.

  • 11.29.2012 3:01 PM PDT

3ds FC: 2020 0621 7311

Hope Rides Alone


Posted by: Bobby Hill
Something about OPs name reminds me of an late 90's or so show....can't put my finger on it

OT:Pikachu would be very shocking.


Doug?

  • 11.29.2012 3:02 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Isn't that exactly what Michael Vick was doing?

Funniest post I seen in a while. -blam!- Vick.

  • 11.29.2012 3:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bobby Hill
Something about OPs name reminds me of an late 90's or so show....can't put my finger on it

OT:Pikachu would be very shocking.


You're kidding right...it's the Fairly Odd Parents.

  • 11.29.2012 3:14 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

Would be Havoc. But could still be cool.

  • 11.29.2012 3:16 PM PDT

I'm not a psycho. I'm cool. Calm your nipples.


Posted by: DinklebergThat made me lol so hard...

  • 11.29.2012 3:17 PM PDT

There just aren't enough moments in the day to rectify the wrongs of the past.


Posted by: Jeff_The_Killer

Posted by: DinklebergThat made me lol so hard...

Same, thanks for pointing out his name didnt notice it at first.

Edit: The good thing though is that our world is much bigger than the Pokemon worlds, so we have a better chance at actually living. Since it would now be a Rated R film up in here, you can expect it to get pretty gruesome, and since we dont have Poke Balls, we'd end up considering them pests and wiping them out.

[Edited on 11.29.2012 3:24 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 3:19 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

So you go through a day killing each other via supernatural dogs, but then suddenly a god-mon ended the world and we all died.

  • 11.29.2012 3:21 PM PDT

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If Pokemon were actually real, I doubt humans would have ever evolved to what we are now, most of them were "apex predators".

  • 11.29.2012 3:21 PM PDT