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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: CamCamm
lol

  • 11.29.2012 4:50 PM PDT


Posted by: Bored Tank

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
You should be blessed for being able to finished.... some people cant, like a certain someone typing about this. ;_;


Well some people should be blessed for having a -blam!- that doesn't go straight up and touch your belly when you get a boner. I'll probably have to have surgery if I ever want to have sex.
LOL

  • 11.29.2012 4:51 PM PDT

Skwid

Can't feel guilty if you never stop.

Fap until you drop.

  • 11.29.2012 4:51 PM PDT


Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Posted by: BiII Nye
Because you are a sinner and that is a filthy habit. Repent before it is too late.



Posted by: BiII Nye

Dat irony...

  • 11.29.2012 4:51 PM PDT


Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Posted by: BiII Nye
Because you are a sinner and that is a filthy habit. Repent before it is too late.



Posted by: BiII Nye

Dat irony...

  • 11.29.2012 4:55 PM PDT
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There comes a time in every man's life where he realizes that he must stop jacking off, and instead get some girl to do it for him.

  • 11.29.2012 4:56 PM PDT


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Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Posted by: BiII Nye
Because you are a sinner and that is a filthy habit. Repent before it is too late.



Posted by: BiII Nye

Dat irony...
Read a science text book, bud. I can recommend a good one for you. It's called The Bible.

  • 11.29.2012 4:56 PM PDT

Reporting for duty


Posted by: Bored Tank

Posted by: BiII Nye

Posted by: Bored Tank

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
You should be blessed for being able to finished.... some people cant, like a certain someone typing about this. ;_;


Well some people should be blessed for having a -blam!- that doesn't go straight up and touch your belly when you get a boner. I'll probably have to have surgery if I ever want to have sex.
LOL


Hey maybe I can have sex if the sits on me?
lol you have a little dick

  • 11.29.2012 4:56 PM PDT


Posted by: BiII Nye

Read a science text book, bud. I can recommend a good one for you. It's called The Bible.


Posted by: BiII Nye The Bible.

Posted by: BiII Nye Lol.

  • 11.29.2012 5:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bored Tank

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
You should be blessed for being able to finished.... some people cant, like a certain someone typing about this. ;_;


Well some people should be blessed for having a -blam!- that doesn't go straight up and touch your belly when you get a boner. I'll probably have to have surgery if I ever want to have sex.


No girl's gonna want to take on a guy with no ejaculatory powers. *sighs*

  • 11.29.2012 5:10 PM PDT

10th time I've seen this thread over like a 4 year span. Stop. Asking.
OT: You're doing it wrong.

  • 11.29.2012 5:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: CamCamm
lol

  • 11.29.2012 5:14 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins


Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: Bored Tank

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
You should be blessed for being able to finished.... some people cant, like a certain someone typing about this. ;_;


Well some people should be blessed for having a -blam!- that doesn't go straight up and touch your belly when you get a boner. I'll probably have to have surgery if I ever want to have sex.


No girl's gonna want to take on a guy with no ejaculatory powers. *sighs*
hey, that means you can last basically forever. As long as you don't want a kid, that actually isn't necessarily a bad thing.

  • 11.29.2012 5:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
You should be blessed for being able to finish.... some people can't even get much of anything out, like a certain someone typing about this. ;_;
Hank Hill?

  • 11.29.2012 5:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: Bored Tank

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
You should be blessed for being able to finished.... some people cant, like a certain someone typing about this. ;_;


Well some people should be blessed for having a -blam!- that doesn't go straight up and touch your belly when you get a boner. I'll probably have to have surgery if I ever want to have sex.


No girl's gonna want to take on a guy with no ejaculatory powers. *sighs*
hey, that means you can last basically forever. As long as you don't want a kid, that actually isn't necessarily a bad thing.


True, true. Stimulation over the internet doesn't really do me in- I get bored of it rather easily, although I've been trying, but thinking about the RL event ever happening makes me ponder if something could come of it. I don't even know...

  • 11.29.2012 5:18 PM PDT

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...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
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Posted by: AJF1177

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
You should be blessed for being able to finish.... some people can't even get much of anything out, like a certain someone typing about this. ;_;
Hank Hill?


Shhhhhh >.>

  • 11.29.2012 5:19 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!


Posted by: Bored Tank
What do I do?


Fap.



It's like a drug and you know that you need to.

  • 11.29.2012 5:19 PM PDT

GOAT

You probably have Post-Ejaculatory Depression Syndrome.

It's only been studied fora couple months now, but it's common in about 23% of teenage males. Basically, whenever you fap or have sex, you'll feel bad about it. Something about dopamine producers in your brain also producing another chemical(the one that makes you feel guilt). You enjoy it, but thats enjoyment is muffled afterwards.

  • 11.29.2012 5:20 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Besides the smell?

  • 11.29.2012 5:20 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

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  • 11.29.2012 5:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: SweetTRIX
Besides the smell?


Yeah, when it gets sweaty my dick produces a bad smell. It seems kind of entrancing though...

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  • 11.29.2012 5:24 PM PDT

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