Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: Raccoons cannot be trusted.
  • Subject: Raccoons cannot be trusted.
Subject: Raccoons cannot be trusted.

Every member of the Covenant shall walk the path. None will be left behind when our Great Journey begins. That is the Prophets' age-old promise, and it shall be fulfilled!

It's obvious that Raccoons cause -blam!- like the trash to be all over the floor, chewed wires, poops on the floor, and they enter your home and try to bite you!

And as we have seen, Raccoons and Bears are related. And Bears climb up trees to eat the bags you shat in during camping trips. They also eat your car and stuff.

It's obvious animals are plotting against us. They want our Xboxes. They want our Internets. They want our Bungies.

What do we do?

[Edited on 11.29.2012 5:42 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 5:41 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

We form an alliance.

  • 11.29.2012 5:42 PM PDT

Bears are Godless killing machines.

[Edited on 11.29.2012 5:43 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 5:43 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

Made me think of the user 'raccooon'
He certainly shouldn't be trusted.

  • 11.29.2012 5:44 PM PDT

Every member of the Covenant shall walk the path. None will be left behind when our Great Journey begins. That is the Prophets' age-old promise, and it shall be fulfilled!


Posted by: deltahalo UK
Made me think of the user 'raccooon'
He certainly shouldn't be trusted.

They've penetrated us...

  • 11.29.2012 5:46 PM PDT

Nature's Ninja...

  • 11.29.2012 5:56 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

Very cOLD in here. The thermostat says 34*


It's not a coincidence that humans kill the environment. We can't trust any animals except for dogs.

  • 11.29.2012 5:59 PM PDT

i wish i was born a raccoon

  • 11.29.2012 6:00 PM PDT

It's not my fault, I was just trying to tie my shoe!

Join TFS, the grooviest private group on bungie.net! We r cewl gaiz who dun fraid of nething. Join for heated debates, game nights, and lols. We're waiting! (Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river. (Be a man), With all the force of a great typhoon. (Be a man), With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!


Posted by: Gaara444
Bears are Godless killing machines.

Owls are a waste of time.

  • 11.29.2012 6:01 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

But...
Sly cooper...

  • 11.29.2012 6:01 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Whenever I hear Raccoons I think of Trailer Park Boys.

  • 11.29.2012 6:02 PM PDT

inb4ignorantracist

OT: They are...strange creatures. But, they're scavengers. Just be glad they haven't crapped in your pool yet.

  • 11.29.2012 6:25 PM PDT

Call in the airstrikes! I'll get the guns.

[Edited on 11.29.2012 6:27 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 6:26 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.

I hate raccoons. Raccoons and skunks are everywhere where I live.

Funny story, I had to pee and I was out on my back steps and saw a skunk below (steps 10 feet up). So I did it on the skunk just to turn the tables. He was looking around and seemed shocked.

  • 11.29.2012 6:27 PM PDT

I heard their periods attract bears

  • 11.29.2012 6:27 PM PDT

Derp

i trust my kitty.

  • 11.29.2012 6:28 PM PDT
  •  | 
  • Fabled Mythic Member

“Strange,” mused the Director, as they turned away, “strange to think that even in Our Ford’s day most games were played without more apparatus than a ball or two and a few sticks and perhaps a bit of netting. imagine the folly of allowing people to play elaborate games which do nothing whatever to increase consumption.”

The Black Chapter!

Posted by: DJ Yella
Raccoons cause -blam!- like the trash to be all over the floor, chewed wires, poops on the floor, and they enter your home and try to bite you!
Posted by: deltahaylo ukyeah, I'm with you on that

  • 11.29.2012 6:28 PM PDT

OP, would you trust a Raccoon to fly a plane?

  • 11.29.2012 7:28 PM PDT
  •  | 
  • Fabled Legendary Member

I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Animal racist.

  • 11.29.2012 7:31 PM PDT

If you see this post in your topic I'm sorry to tell you but your topic is dying.

Or they just want their land back.

  • 11.29.2012 7:34 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

You gotta problems with Coons, cuz?

  • 11.29.2012 7:35 PM PDT

13 year old cannot be trusted

  • 11.29.2012 7:36 PM PDT