- DJ Yella
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- Intrepid Member
Every member of the Covenant shall walk the path. None will be left behind when our Great Journey begins. That is the Prophets' age-old promise, and it shall be fulfilled!
It's obvious that Raccoons cause -blam!- like the trash to be all over the floor, chewed wires, poops on the floor, and they enter your home and try to bite you!
And as we have seen, Raccoons and Bears are related. And Bears climb up trees to eat the bags you shat in during camping trips. They also eat your car and stuff.
It's obvious animals are plotting against us. They want our Xboxes. They want our Internets. They want our Bungies.
What do we do?
[Edited on 11.29.2012 5:42 PM PST]