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Subject: Anyone here has experience with strip clubs?

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Never been to one, even though I could have at 18 [3 years ago]. I just been busy doing things I guess.

But I am coming back to Alaska this winter break and thought about going to a club with a friend or two, check it out or something.

What do you expect at these clubs and how much do they normally cost?

Discuss.

  • 11.29.2012 5:42 PM PDT

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  • 11.29.2012 5:43 PM PDT
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>implying that majority of the flood has ever gone to a strip club.

  • 11.29.2012 5:43 PM PDT

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They can be pretty expensive, depending on how good of a show you want.

  • 11.29.2012 5:45 PM PDT

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They cost depending on how many drinks and what you are looking for, however you should go with a decent sum of money, being a cheapo will feel awkward.

I haven't been to one myself, but my friends go constantly.

  • 11.29.2012 5:46 PM PDT
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Know beforehand how much you are willing to spend and the maximum you are going to spend.

Keep your cash in two separate piles.

Never let the dancers see how much you have.

Avoid sitting at the bar if you can. Sitting at the bar means tipping dancers. If you can sit at a table away from the stage do so, but be prepared to get hit up for more lap dances.

Avoid lap dances, as they are possibly the biggest drain on your funds,

  • 11.29.2012 5:47 PM PDT
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They aren't fun at all unless your with friends and drunk.
Also, don't be that dumbass who spends all his money for dances or what have you. Cover charge and beer is all you should spend money on in a strip club.

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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Most expensive beers/drinks on the planet, if they are even allowed to serve alcohol (many locales don't allow it). Do not plan on going there for the drinking.

Other than that? Depending on their local "talent pool" you are going to see a segment of the local population who are attractive enough to get paid to take off their clothes and are willing to accept money for taking off their clothes for strangers.

Look but don't touch is almost universal, but in most places, if tipped well enough, the dancers are willing and able to writhe, grind and rub nearly any part of their body (that they feel comfortable with) onto nearly any part of your body that they'd like to.

It's a business and you're not going to get any, but it can be fun, provided you're willing to spend your money.

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Just don't go into the VIP room and your bank manager won't have too much to complain about when you're done.

  • 11.29.2012 5:47 PM PDT

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Umm, Strippers.

  • 11.29.2012 5:48 PM PDT

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  • 11.29.2012 5:48 PM PDT

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lol. do you really need to pay for lapdances while they're doing them if you didn't ask for them?

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Too expensive. Most of the classier ones I've been to are 21+ though.

  • 11.29.2012 5:49 PM PDT

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ive been to one and i laughed the entire time so funny.
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ive been to one and i laughed the entire time so funny.
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Did you laugh because you were nervous??
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  • 11.29.2012 5:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: magicmagininja
lol. do you really need to pay for lapdances while they're doing them if you didn't ask for them?
You don't get a lap dance unless you ask for it. Lapdances are usually near the back on a special couch or booth.

  • 11.29.2012 5:52 PM PDT

The one I've been to had a five dollar entry fee. If you want a lapdance its $20 and she dances on you for the length of one song. Plus any alcohol you purchase. Only sit at the chairs next to the stage if youre going to tip the girl. If you are not, sit at a table. If you sit at a table and you see a girl that you like going up on stage you can move up and sit next to the stage. Make sure you give her at least $1 or $2. More if you really want to be generous. Once she's done go back to your table. Repeat this step every time you see a girl you like go on stage. Never stay sitting at the stage if you are not going to tip. You might get kicked out if you do.

  • 11.29.2012 5:52 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Expensive to get in, expensive to drink, expensive for everything else.

They're funny though, there are always creep old dudes sitting right at the stage, sometimes some girls there too. The strippers weren't as i expected. Often they were really uninterested, and they were moving way too fast.

They're good if you can't get anything anywhere else. I'd rather just go to a club or a bar instead of a strip club though.

  • 11.29.2012 5:54 PM PDT
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The one I've been to had a five dollar entry fee. If you want a lapdance its $20 and she dances on you for the length of one song. Plus any alcohol you purchase. Only sit at the chairs next to the stage if youre going to tip the girl. If you are not, sit at a table. If you sit at a table and you see a girl that you like going up on stage you can move up and sit next to the stage. Make sure you give her at least $1 or $2. More if you really want to be generous. Once she's done go back to your table. Repeat this step every time you see a girl you like go on stage. Never stay sitting at the stage if you are not going to tip. You might get kicked out if you do.


I never tip those dirty things and have never been kicked out.

  • 11.29.2012 5:54 PM PDT

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It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: LJ 248
The one I've been to had a five dollar entry fee. If you want a lapdance its $20 and she dances on you for the length of one song. Plus any alcohol you purchase. Only sit at the chairs next to the stage if youre going to tip the girl. If you are not, sit at a table. If you sit at a table and you see a girl that you like going up on stage you can move up and sit next to the stage. Make sure you give her at least $1 or $2. More if you really want to be generous. Once she's done go back to your table. Repeat this step every time you see a girl you like go on stage. Never stay sitting at the stage if you are not going to tip. You might get kicked out if you do.


I never tip those dirty things and have never been kicked out.
Dirty things? Why were you there?

  • 11.29.2012 5:55 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.

The ones I've gone to didn't charge an admission fee. You'd have to pay for drinks (of course), and if you wanted a 'private dance', but really it's like a regular pub with a stage that ladies dance around on while taking off their clothes.

Warning, although the ladies dance around suggestively it's apparently frowned upon to grope them.

  • 11.29.2012 5:56 PM PDT

Don't get too drunk or else you'll end up spending way more money than you planned to. My buddy has a VIP pass for life at Scores in Chicago because of alcohol lol plus a $2,000 hat that got chewed up 2 weeks later. I still give him crap about it and tell that story to everyone we meet.

  • 11.29.2012 5:57 PM PDT

I made a cardboard MA5B!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diagonal View

Side view
Back view

Free cover for day time and $3 for night cover [I am not sure who goes during the day, it seems strange].

From the website of the strip club "Reflections", it cost $20 for a lap dance and it says here the strippers are, well, they can be clothes-less. I am guessing that means topless.

I was going to ask if you have to pay if someone just goes up to you and gives you a lap dance but it seems like you have to ask for it. My friends say you have to watch out for the song, when it ends, because they will keep dancing even when the first song ends and will charge you for the second, third, etc...

Is that true?

  • 11.29.2012 5:59 PM PDT

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