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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.


Posted by: CamCamm

Posted by: Buddha Milk

Posted by: LJ 248
The one I've been to had a five dollar entry fee. If you want a lapdance its $20 and she dances on you for the length of one song. Plus any alcohol you purchase. Only sit at the chairs next to the stage if youre going to tip the girl. If you are not, sit at a table. If you sit at a table and you see a girl that you like going up on stage you can move up and sit next to the stage. Make sure you give her at least $1 or $2. More if you really want to be generous. Once she's done go back to your table. Repeat this step every time you see a girl you like go on stage. Never stay sitting at the stage if you are not going to tip. You might get kicked out if you do.


I never tip those dirty things and have never been kicked out.
Dirty things? Why were you there?


I'm clean, just a womanizer.

  • 11.29.2012 6:02 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: MadMax888
Ah, Alaska...where the men are men, and so are some of the women.

  • 11.29.2012 6:03 PM PDT

-I was here

expect naked women and booze.

Also expect to pay a decent bit.

  • 11.29.2012 6:04 PM PDT

At least I didn't get kil-

Why would you put a bunch of clubs together on a strip? That can't be good for business.

  • 11.29.2012 6:05 PM PDT

Messin with the Squatch


Posted by: Kenny Pwns2
Why would you put a bunch of clubs together on a strip? That can't be good for business.

Please tel me you're joking...

  • 11.29.2012 6:06 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Eh, I don't have any interest in places like that.

[Edited on 11.29.2012 6:08 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 6:07 PM PDT

At least I didn't get kil-

Posted by: The Squatch
Posted by: Kenny Pwns2
Why would you put a bunch of clubs together on a strip? That can't be good for business.

Please tel me you're joking...
Jeez, no wonder the economy's down the pooper, people think business is a joke now.

  • 11.29.2012 6:08 PM PDT

â™ The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemyâ™ 


Posted by: CamCamm

Posted by: Buddha Milk

Posted by: LJ 248
The one I've been to had a five dollar entry fee. If you want a lapdance its $20 and she dances on you for the length of one song. Plus any alcohol you purchase. Only sit at the chairs next to the stage if youre going to tip the girl. If you are not, sit at a table. If you sit at a table and you see a girl that you like going up on stage you can move up and sit next to the stage. Make sure you give her at least $1 or $2. More if you really want to be generous. Once she's done go back to your table. Repeat this step every time you see a girl you like go on stage. Never stay sitting at the stage if you are not going to tip. You might get kicked out if you do.


I never tip those dirty things and have never been kicked out.
Dirty things? Why were you there?

Why were you there?

  • 11.29.2012 6:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Buddha Milk
Posted by: LJ 248
The one I've been to had a five dollar entry fee. If you want a lapdance its $20 and she dances on you for the length of one song. Plus any alcohol you purchase. Only sit at the chairs next to the stage if youre going to tip the girl. If you are not, sit at a table. If you sit at a table and you see a girl that you like going up on stage you can move up and sit next to the stage. Make sure you give her at least $1 or $2. More if you really want to be generous. Once she's done go back to your table. Repeat this step every time you see a girl you like go on stage. Never stay sitting at the stage if you are not going to tip. You might get kicked out if you do.


I never tip those dirty things and have never been kicked out.
Only a person who has never been to a strip club would say this.

  • 11.29.2012 6:11 PM PDT

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While it really isn't my field of interest, I have to congratulate those who make a profit off of it, because it is so vastly expensive, and the men/women who go are so unbelievably gullible, it's almost comical. I have the upmost respect for the men and women who work those stages, and wish those who pay would only pay more so that those fine workers really bring those losers down to the ground.


Anyway, have fun, I guess it comes down to what you really like.

[Edited on 11.29.2012 6:12 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 6:11 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.


Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Buddha Milk
Posted by: LJ 248
The one I've been to had a five dollar entry fee. If you want a lapdance its $20 and she dances on you for the length of one song. Plus any alcohol you purchase. Only sit at the chairs next to the stage if youre going to tip the girl. If you are not, sit at a table. If you sit at a table and you see a girl that you like going up on stage you can move up and sit next to the stage. Make sure you give her at least $1 or $2. More if you really want to be generous. Once she's done go back to your table. Repeat this step every time you see a girl you like go on stage. Never stay sitting at the stage if you are not going to tip. You might get kicked out if you do.


I never tip those dirty things and have never been kicked out.
Only a person who has never been to a strip club would say this.


Oh Foman, acting like you know everything when you clearly do not.

  • 11.29.2012 6:12 PM PDT

Link or it didn't happen.


Posted by: Buddha Milk

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Buddha Milk
Posted by: LJ 248
The one I've been to had a five dollar entry fee. If you want a lapdance its $20 and she dances on you for the length of one song. Plus any alcohol you purchase. Only sit at the chairs next to the stage if youre going to tip the girl. If you are not, sit at a table. If you sit at a table and you see a girl that you like going up on stage you can move up and sit next to the stage. Make sure you give her at least $1 or $2. More if you really want to be generous. Once she's done go back to your table. Repeat this step every time you see a girl you like go on stage. Never stay sitting at the stage if you are not going to tip. You might get kicked out if you do.


I never tip those dirty things and have never been kicked out.
Only a person who has never been to a strip club would say this.


Oh Foman, acting like you know everything when you clearly do not.
Ban incoming:
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  • 11.29.2012 6:16 PM PDT

Skwid

My advice?

Be careful where you go. I once got told by my friends we were going to a strip club. I didn't have anything going on, so I said sure. Well, short story even shorter, if I had known they wanted to go to the "Last Lap" I would have said hell no.

This place was (it was finally closed down) was a dive in the wall with the most unpleasing women you have ever seen. Most if all the woman are 2/10's. That,and it's the only place where I have seen a pregnant woman try to give people lap dances.

  • 11.29.2012 6:19 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.


Posted by: I Senor Skwid I
My advice?

Be careful where you go. I once got told by my friends we were going to a strip club. I didn't have anything going on, so I said sure. Well, short story even shorter, if I had known they wanted to go to the "Last Lap" I would have said hell no.

This place was (it was finally closed down) was a dive in the wall with the most unpleasing women you have ever seen. Most if all the woman are 2/10's. That,and it's the only place where I have seen a pregnant woman try to give people lap dances.

Small town day shift is even worse.

Or at least that is what I have heard.

  • 11.29.2012 6:20 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: Knightmare01

Posted by: CamCamm

Posted by: Buddha Milk

Posted by: LJ 248
The one I've been to had a five dollar entry fee. If you want a lapdance its $20 and she dances on you for the length of one song. Plus any alcohol you purchase. Only sit at the chairs next to the stage if youre going to tip the girl. If you are not, sit at a table. If you sit at a table and you see a girl that you like going up on stage you can move up and sit next to the stage. Make sure you give her at least $1 or $2. More if you really want to be generous. Once she's done go back to your table. Repeat this step every time you see a girl you like go on stage. Never stay sitting at the stage if you are not going to tip. You might get kicked out if you do.


I never tip those dirty things and have never been kicked out.
Dirty things? Why were you there?

Why were you there?
Because I'm attracted to females?

Plus one of my friends, at the time, was a "dancer".

That's always fun.

  • 11.29.2012 6:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Or at least that is what I have heard.


That's what they all say, Recon. *Winks*


We know you've had your fair share of being around the block a couple times. We all know dude. It's okay man.

  • 11.29.2012 6:22 PM PDT

Expect boobies, old guys, and more boobies

[Edited on 11.29.2012 6:31 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 6:31 PM PDT


Posted by: CamCamm

Posted by: mvyorkie009
ive been to one and i laughed the entire time so funny.
yorkie
Did you laugh because you were nervous??
What was funny?

yorkie


Let realize who we're talking about here......I'll leave it at that.

OT: Don't eat the brown acid. Seriously.

That, and pretty much what Recon said. Especially the "Look but don't touch" policy. Lot of problems happen because of that.

thankfully not yorkie

  • 11.29.2012 6:44 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

I dated a stripper for 3 years, and I met her at uni if anyone`s asking/judging...true story.

  • 11.29.2012 6:48 PM PDT

Jono


Posted by: Kenny Pwns2
Posted by: The Squatch
Posted by: Kenny Pwns2
Why would you put a bunch of clubs together on a strip? That can't be good for business.

Please tel me you're joking...
Jeez, no wonder the economy's down the pooper, people think business is a joke now.


This guy.

  • 11.29.2012 6:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Garland
MyNameIsCharlie and possibly capitonrender are the only people on this site who could answer your question.
False, be careful op with your
Money you can drop a lot really quick in a night I'm talking hundreds.

  • 11.29.2012 6:57 PM PDT


Posted by: SkilPhil
I dated a stripper for 3 years, and I met her at uni if anyone`s asking/judging...true story.
You were on with this? That would be akward IMO for me.

  • 11.29.2012 6:58 PM PDT

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