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Subject: FOX News, Women are you even trying?

So our good old trustworthy friend FOX News posted an article on current marriage statistics. Apparently there has been an increase in women wanting to get married, yet the amount of males wanting to get married has decreased.

Suzanne Vanker, who posted the article, claims that she interviewed a group a men that have no interest in women and they all said the same thing.
Women aren't women anymore.

Right, women aren't women anymore. So guys, start looking for the Adams Apple in your women.

  • 11.29.2012 6:51 PM PDT

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It's true.

  • 11.29.2012 6:53 PM PDT

Then start looking for the Adams Banana in your women.

Posted by: WitchDocktor
All genders have Adams Apples.

  • 11.29.2012 6:54 PM PDT

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In a nutshell, women are angry. They're also defensive, though often unknowingly. That's because they've been raised to think of men as the enemy. Armed with this new attitude, women pushed men off their pedestal (women had their own pedestal, but feminists convinced them otherwise) and climbed up to take what they were taught to believe was rightfully theirs.

YES! THANK YOU FOX NEWS FOR BRINGING THE TRUTH TO LIGHT!!!!

  • 11.29.2012 6:54 PM PDT

Yes, women are angry and defensive. Which is why I suggest you where a cup when you go up to a single woman and tell her that the reason she's still single is because she's angry and defensive.

Posted by: AgentCOP1
In a nutshell, women are angry. They're also defensive, though often unknowingly. That's because they've been raised to think of men as the enemy. Armed with this new attitude, women pushed men off their pedestal (women had their own pedestal, but feminists convinced them otherwise) and climbed up to take what they were taught to believe was rightfully theirs.

YES! THANK YOU FOX NEWS FOR BRINGING THE TRUTH TO LIGHT!!!!

  • 11.29.2012 6:56 PM PDT

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What the...? Women aren't women? Jeez break a few gender stereotypes and this what you get. Oh well, fox news is silly anyway.

  • 11.29.2012 6:57 PM PDT
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  • 11.29.2012 6:59 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: Jiggleslinky
What the...? Women aren't women? Jeez break a few gender stereotypes and this what you get. Oh well, fox news is silly anyway.

Did you even read the article? So much YES. WE MEN ARE NOT AT FAULT!

  • 11.29.2012 6:59 PM PDT

Posted by: TrussingDoor
Posted by: DAS B00T x2
You know what's even worse?

When the boy you like has a girlfriend.
#gheyworldproblems

Women want to get married more?

And here I thought that the women were the ones starting all these divorces...

  • 11.29.2012 7:00 PM PDT

The article didn't say that, the Men said that. Don't shoot the messenger.

Posted by: Jiggleslinky
What the...? Women aren't women? Jeez break a few gender stereotypes and this what you get. Oh well, fox news is silly anyway.

  • 11.29.2012 7:01 PM PDT

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Sporty or tomboyish women > than hopped up on estrogen "womanly women". Honestly women if your wearing a lot of make-up or learning how to dress really cute instead of doing something cool you're doing it wrong.

Fox News is stupid anyhow. I saw this statistic and I'm glad Colbert (or was it Stewart?) made a joke about it.

[Edited on 11.29.2012 7:03 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Yes, women want to get married more. I assume these statistics were conducted by the same people who showed us that Men scratch their balls more than Women.

Posted by: DAS B00T x2
Women want to get married more?

And here I thought that the women were the ones starting all these divorces...

  • 11.29.2012 7:02 PM PDT

I am secure enough with my masculinity that I don't need to worry about being displaced or threatened when women want to work or abandon traditional roles.

I am a member of an interracial family. I am black, my family is white. If we as Americans had refused to change our ideas about what race meant, I would be in a much worse position than I am today. I wouldn't have anywhere near the amount of opportunities that I have today. Maybe this is why I see the importance of being a progressive society.

As an analytical person, I know that gender roles have changed massively time and time again throughout history. This hasn't brought imminent doom to our species before, and it won't now. Maybe Fox should look at this like they do climate change. It's a natural thing that no one can do anything to stop, so why bother?

  • 11.29.2012 7:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: Gaara444
Then start looking for the Adams Banana in your women.

Posted by: WitchDocktor
All genders have Adams Apples.
MY SIDES!!!

  • 11.29.2012 7:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jiggleslinky
What the...? Women aren't women? Jeez break a few gender stereotypes and this what you get. Oh well, fox news is silly anyway.

It's a study conducted using citizens. Don't blame the source for presenting it, be a use you look like an idiot.
...you didn't have to insult him, you know.


he's a troll so it's okay. Plus I don't even take anyone here seriously so insult me all you want. I didn't even read the article anyway. Just sayin' men could be a little more supportive...

  • 11.29.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Good. I'd rather less women be inclined to act a specific way just because of what they have in their pants.

  • 11.29.2012 7:03 PM PDT


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Posted by: WitchDocktor

Posted by: Breathing Roses

Posted by: Jiggleslinky
What the...? Women aren't women? Jeez break a few gender stereotypes and this what you get. Oh well, fox news is silly anyway.

It's a study conducted using citizens. Don't blame the source for presenting it, be a use you look like an idiot.
...you didn't have to insult him, you know.

Yes I did, because people like him need to be told how their logic fails in a blunt way.
Yet you say that homo-blam!-s cause this... I know you're a troll, but damn, that's stupid even for you.

  • 11.29.2012 7:04 PM PDT

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"But I do not think we're invincible"

"Women aren't women anymore."

What the -blam!- is this, the 1950's?

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