- Unit 076
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- Fabled Mythic Member
I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!
So in my dream, Deadpool, Wolverine, Captain Canada, Punisher, and Dr. Claw (y'know that one from Inspector Gadget) went to a house that have been overtaken by a weird gang.
Everyone was chilling with the gang, except for Deadpool who mocked them for wearing a silly "costume" (well the gang was wearing costumes like Fantastic Four's uniform but much more -blam!- looking) and managed to humiliate them with weird activity, one involving treadmill and a pond in the house backyard.
But when nightfall and the gangs are sleeping, Wolverine and Deadpool start killing them one-by-one. Punisher mortally wounded one of the gang brutally with an assault rifle. And as Deadpool killed his last victim, he saw a boy sleeping in a couch. He asked the other team member, "Hey, can I kill this kid too?" but no response. Just as Deadpool was gonna cut that boy's head, Wolverine (or maybe someone else) yell "Wait!"
The sword already touched that boy's cheek, making a little cut. Then the boy start to wake up and cry. Deadpool awkwardly blames it on Wolverine, saying, "Yeah it was his doing. Thank God I stopped him! Wolverine is a bad, bad boy!" or something along that line.
Captain Canada awkwardly tries to calm the boy, escorts him to the outside of the house and gets him a taxi and some money so he can get back to his home.
Then Dr. Claw, while reading a newspaper said he's going to get a new movie. But since it's movie about Dr. Claw and no Inspector Gadget, Wolverine said it's gonna flop. And Deadpool said that even though he don't have a movie for now but he knows his movie is going to bomb, unlike Dr. Claw's.
Suddenly I woke up.
And I -blam!- laughed.