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Subject: How to convince a normal girl she is not fat?
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I'm not actually looking for advice, I was just wondering how on Earth it's done! I've been having the same conversation with a friend of mine for nearly a year and there is simply no way to convince her.

Is it even possible? :P

  • 11.30.2012 6:07 AM PDT

I want her...

She likes the attention


just stop saying it

  • 11.30.2012 6:07 AM PDT

“Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.”

- Niccolò Machiavelli

Have sex with her.

  • 11.30.2012 6:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: irishfreak
She likes the attention


just stop saying it

Yeah, she's not subtle. Though I tried that once. She became more insufferable...

  • 11.30.2012 6:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

"I'm fat"

"Strip down and prove it"

And then sexy times.

  • 11.30.2012 6:11 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow


Posted by: Garshne
"I'm fat"

"Strip down and prove it"

And then sexy times.


Quoted for win

  • 11.30.2012 6:13 AM PDT
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

Buy a carnival mirror that slims her shape and place it in her room.

  • 11.30.2012 6:14 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

She doesn't really think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.

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Posted by: Garshne
"I'm fat"

"Strip down and prove it"

Part of a sorority's hazing at my college was to strip down to their underwear in front of our frat and have us mark on them with sharpie where their imperfections were/where they could improve their bodies.

Should do that instead of sexy times to make her feel bad.

  • 11.30.2012 6:15 AM PDT
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They call me graland.

You can't.

  • 11.30.2012 6:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: RECON828
She doesn't really think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.

Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P

  • 11.30.2012 6:16 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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No. It's not possible.

Just agree with her. -blam!-es love when someone agrees with them.

  • 11.30.2012 6:17 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!


Posted by: Kvaener
Posted by: RECON828
She doesn't really think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.

Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P

Stop taking the bait.

  • 11.30.2012 6:17 AM PDT

Old School

Its a game that can never be won my friend. Best thing to do is start talkin about yourself lol

  • 11.30.2012 6:24 AM PDT

RIP Logan ~B.B.

Girls don't need to be convinced they aren't fat. That is more of a test than a real question. Learn to instinctively say no every time they ask if something makes them look fat. They aren't looking for an answer, they are looking for any hesitation they will use to make your life miserable for the next few days.

  • 11.30.2012 6:40 AM PDT

My noob spray brings all the boys to the yard

She knows she isn't fat, but tell her she is anyway.

Then you can just say that if she can't accept the truth, you were taking a new route of lying instead.

  • 11.30.2012 6:44 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

When she next says she's fat, agree with her. She'll soon steer well clear of the subject.

  • 11.30.2012 6:47 AM PDT
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Convince her to excercise? I dunno.

Hell, the Flood wouldn't know.

  • 11.30.2012 6:48 AM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.


Posted by: Kvaener
Posted by: RECON828
She doesn't really think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.

Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P


If she says something like "I'm fat" say "yep"

It's a gamble, but it's the only way to get her to stop if you really want her to.

  • 11.30.2012 6:53 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: Acres 057

Posted by: Kvaener
Posted by: RECON828
She doesn't really think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.

Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P


If she says something like "I'm fat" say "yep"

It's a gamble, but it's the only way to get her to stop if you really want her to.
Or you could just say, "I don't think you're fat. If you think you're fat, eat better, work out but I refuse to put up with you downing yourself. It shows your insecure and is disgustingly unattractive."

  • 11.30.2012 6:56 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!


Posted by: CamCamm

Posted by: Acres 057

Posted by: Kvaener
Posted by: RECON828
She doesn't really think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.

Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P


If she says something like "I'm fat" say "yep"

It's a gamble, but it's the only way to get her to stop if you really want her to.
Or you could just say, "I don't think you're fat. If you think you're fat, eat better, work out but I refuse to put up with you downing yourself. It shows your insecure and is disgustingly unattractive."

Exactly what I did and it worked for me. Do this, OP.

  • 11.30.2012 6:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Everytime she says "I'm fat" you should say "No I'm fat"

See how she likes it.

  • 11.30.2012 6:58 AM PDT

Cole

Throw a Twinkie out a window. If she's fat she'll jump out trying to save it. Oh wait... Twinkies...

  • 11.30.2012 7:00 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: Kvaener
Posted by: RECON828
She doesn't really think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.

Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P
I think she would be doing it for attention at that point.
Just ignore her saying it, and see where it goes.

  • 11.30.2012 7:02 AM PDT