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i be prawlin dem streetz limp spanking my dick when i see a big booty betch i offa a ride and she be bouncin on my glock lookin shiny wit pussc sweat and then i pump my juice all ova her and tell her to walk to her crib

how do you guys pick up girls?

  • 11.30.2012 7:02 AM PDT

physically

  • 11.30.2012 7:03 AM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

1. Lift
2. Grab her
3. ???
4. PROFIT

  • 11.30.2012 7:03 AM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

With latex gloves.

  • 11.30.2012 7:03 AM PDT
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With a crane

  • 11.30.2012 7:03 AM PDT
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yall wish u were as fresh as me i be fukin yo mommas white bois every day while u be chasin computers

  • 11.30.2012 7:05 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

I don't. They pick me up.

  • 11.30.2012 7:07 AM PDT

Here you go.

  • 11.30.2012 7:09 AM PDT
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This thread was soo bad that it actually made me return to my homework near instantly.

  • 11.30.2012 7:13 AM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

at the girl store

  • 11.30.2012 7:23 AM PDT