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Subject: the wet frog can always change

I noticed a roach was on my mirror earlier, i went up and ate it. I noticed a fat man was watching me from my doorway so i pretended like it didnt taste good and i didnt care about anything like i would if i was in school. I always aim to please and to look cool.

While i was standing there i remembered a time when i found a dried up frog watching me from my dresser in my room. I poored water on it and moved its limbs around until it could move, i thought i was too late and it was dead for a long time. The frog changed into a baby chicken, and i went to go show my mom but when i got in her room she was in the shower, it was weird so i said sorry and left. I tried to get all my pets outside but my dog attacked the chicken even though i took precautions. Afterword the chickens beak was missing and there was a hole in his stomach. I knew i had to let him go so i let him outside, as with all things when i set him free he didnt come back. I guess it didnt really love me.

Do you ever think about your past and get sad?

  • 11.30.2012 8:57 AM PDT
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Uh...

Sangheili Anatomy time?

  • 11.30.2012 8:58 AM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.


Posted by: Zanir
Uh...

Sangheili Anatomy time?

That's what I understood about this.

So, how 'bout them mandibles?

  • 11.30.2012 9:11 AM PDT

You, sir, should write Shakespeare.

  • 11.30.2012 9:14 AM PDT

what really makes me sad is whenever i go into my memorys and come back the fat man is gone. I always try to flirt with him and he just leaves whenever i begin to think.

  • 11.30.2012 9:22 AM PDT


Posted by: Defogner
what really makes me sad is whenever i go into my memorys and come back the fat man is gone. I always try to flirt with him and he just leaves whenever i begin to think.


OK...

  • 11.30.2012 9:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: Defogner
what really makes me sad is whenever i go into my memorys and come back the fat man is gone. I always try to flirt with him and he just leaves whenever i begin to think.


OK...

Sometimes when I get sad, I remember when my little brother was shot and killed by my teddy bear in 3rd grade. It was sad because he was also fat.

  • 11.30.2012 4:12 PM PDT

Life is like a clogged toilet. It's full of crap until you do something about it.

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Posted by: car15

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: Defogner
what really makes me sad is whenever i go into my memorys and come back the fat man is gone. I always try to flirt with him and he just leaves whenever i begin to think.


OK...

Sometimes when I get sad, I remember when my little brother was shot and killed by my teddy bear in 3rd grade. It was sad because he was also fat.

BRO = FAT MAN!!!

  • 11.30.2012 4:35 PM PDT

Welcome, welcome to city 17...

...... i truly don't know how to respond, so i'll just leave this here

  • 11.30.2012 4:45 PM PDT
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GOD BLESS YOU

  • 11.30.2012 11:05 PM PDT