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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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...would be criminals if they existed in real life?

I think Master Chief is the only one that wouldn't be serving serious time for all manner of crimes.

Commander Shepard would have been charged with murder, theft, insubordination, mutiny, genocide, war crimes... That's just one.

So, who else would be in that prison with him?

  • 11.30.2012 11:14 AM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

Halsey, but she's already in jail.

  • 11.30.2012 11:16 AM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

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mc and gordan free would be good guys
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  • 11.30.2012 11:16 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh

Perhaps Link and Ash. Well, maybe. I don't know.

  • 11.30.2012 11:16 AM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

Well, we have the GTA protagonists.

  • 11.30.2012 11:16 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Commander Shepard would have been charged with murder, theft, insubordination, mutiny, genocide, war crimes... That's just one.

So, who else would be in that prison with him?


No, because he's a Spectre so he's given a lot of leeway. Who would put him in prison? Not humanity, that's for sure.

  • 11.30.2012 11:17 AM PDT

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Posted by: jacob crawford
Perhaps Link and Ash. Well, maybe. I don't know.


lol Link for Vandalism and Ash for animal cruelty.

  • 11.30.2012 11:17 AM PDT

There's no way Cheif would be jailed. For what exactly? Saving humanity time and time again?

  • 11.30.2012 11:18 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
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I've been around for a long, long year
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Posted by: Technoxious

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Commander Shepard would have been charged with murder, theft, insubordination, mutiny, genocide, war crimes... That's just one.

So, who else would be in that prison with him?


No, because he's a Spectre so he's given a lot of leeway. Who would put him in prison? Not humanity, that's for sure.
How many Spectres are alive today? Do they answer to the UN?

  • 11.30.2012 11:18 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Slothful Koala
There's no way Cheif would be jailed. For what exactly? Saving humanity time and time again?
Haven't had your coffee yet, have you?

  • 11.30.2012 11:19 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Slothful Koala
There's no way Cheif would be jailed. For what exactly? Saving humanity time and time again?
Haven't had your coffee yet, have you?
Strike me, Charlie! Let's fight!

  • 11.30.2012 11:20 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Technoxious

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Commander Shepard would have been charged with murder, theft, insubordination, mutiny, genocide, war crimes... That's just one.

So, who else would be in that prison with him?


No, because he's a Spectre so he's given a lot of leeway. Who would put him in prison? Not humanity, that's for sure.
How many Spectres are alive today? Do they answer to the UN?


They only officially answer to that alien council thing w/e can't remember what it's called. Unless you meant that commander Shepard was here irl without all the alien stuff, in which case he would just be a soldier and wouldn't be in jail for anything because he never would have done all those things. So either way, Shepard is free.

  • 11.30.2012 11:23 AM PDT


Posted by: Slothful Koala

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Slothful Koala
There's no way Cheif would be jailed. For what exactly? Saving humanity time and time again?
Haven't had your coffee yet, have you?
Strike me, Charlie! Let's fight!


Charlie said Chief is the only one who wouldn't be serving serious time. Keyword WOULDN'T

I can't really think of any game heroes atm that interact with the general public or take place in a semi realistic scenario.

Mario might... it depends on what the situation is...

Star Fox wouldn't be...

  • 11.30.2012 11:26 AM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Slothful Koala
There's no way Cheif would be jailed. For what exactly? Saving humanity time and time again?
Haven't had your coffee yet, have you?
Strike me, Charlie! Let's fight!
think Master Chief is the only one that wouldn't be serving serious time

  • 11.30.2012 11:26 AM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

Geralt from the Witcher 2.....I dare anyone to even try to jail him.

  • 11.30.2012 11:27 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Technoxious

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Technoxious

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Commander Shepard would have been charged with murder, theft, insubordination, mutiny, genocide, war crimes... That's just one.

So, who else would be in that prison with him?


No, because he's a Spectre so he's given a lot of leeway. Who would put him in prison? Not humanity, that's for sure.
How many Spectres are alive today? Do they answer to the UN?


They only officially answer to that alien council thing w/e can't remember what it's called. Unless you meant that commander Shepard was here irl without all the alien stuff, in which case he would just be a soldier and wouldn't be in jail for anything because he never would have done all those things. So either way, Shepard is free.
Well, I said in real life in the OP.

If you took the way they behaved in game and put that in real life.

Shepard punched a reporter, takes whatever he finds in any unlocked container, shoots everybody...

And that's just getting warmed up. In real life, Shep would be a war criminal.

  • 11.30.2012 11:27 AM PDT

Every Sith from KOTOR 1/2.

Just about everyone in COD, GTA, and Gears.

  • 11.30.2012 11:29 AM PDT

Link would totally be jailed... cutting plants/grass down. Breaking peoples pots, walking into any unlocked house like it's nothing, sleeping in peoples beds... But he won't take stuff from your cupboard...

  • 11.30.2012 11:30 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

-Claude Speed.
-Tommy Vercetti.
-Carl Johnson.
-Toni Cipriani.
-Victor Vance.
-Niko Bellic.

-Max Payne.
-The Hitman guy.
-The Assassin's Creed characters.
-My Morrowind characters.
-My Oblivion characters
-My Skyrim characters.

  • 11.30.2012 11:35 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Technoxious

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Technoxious

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Commander Shepard would have been charged with murder, theft, insubordination, mutiny, genocide, war crimes... That's just one.

So, who else would be in that prison with him?


No, because he's a Spectre so he's given a lot of leeway. Who would put him in prison? Not humanity, that's for sure.
How many Spectres are alive today? Do they answer to the UN?


They only officially answer to that alien council thing w/e can't remember what it's called. Unless you meant that commander Shepard was here irl without all the alien stuff, in which case he would just be a soldier and wouldn't be in jail for anything because he never would have done all those things. So either way, Shepard is free.
Well, I said in real life in the OP.

If you took the way they behaved in game and put that in real life.

Shepard punched a reporter, takes whatever he finds in any unlocked container, shoots everybody...

And that's just getting warmed up. In real life, Shep would be a war criminal.


Nope because he only did that as a Spectre with that leeway. If he's not a Spectre, he doesn't act like that (see his early career where people only have good things to say) and if he is a Spectre, he does act like that but he can't be held accountable.

Check and mate.

  • 11.30.2012 11:38 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Technoxious
Nope because he only did that as a Spectre with that leeway. If he's not a Spectre, he doesn't act like that (see his early career where people only have good things to say) and if he is a Spectre, he does act like that but he can't be held accountable.

Check and mate.


Sorry, he's a war criminal, and would be sentenced to hang by the neck until dead, dead, DEAD.

  • 11.30.2012 11:39 AM PDT
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Well, we have the GTA protagonists.

  • 11.30.2012 11:43 AM PDT

I enjoy halo for it's story and when I am in the mood, its gameplay. Reach was significantly worse then I expected but was still a great game (minus the european hitscan fiasco). I am sitting on a two mile wide fence on the subject of halo 4. Most of the things I like a technical aspects though and not story or game play. Plus I am slightly mad they took my elites from MP.

any Astartes but then if one of them turned up we would loose anyway.

  • 11.30.2012 11:44 AM PDT
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Mario.

He straight up just invades and starts murdering and jumping on sentient mushrooms and turtles. And then finds out he's at the wrong castle so he has to do it all over again.

  • 11.30.2012 11:52 AM PDT

Mario would likely be in jail for poaching Whackas to extinction for their Bumps. They do refill 25 HP and 25 FP, but was it really worth it Mario? Was it?

  • 11.30.2012 11:55 AM PDT

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