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Subject: You have just stubbed your toe...

What is your reaction in the next millisecond? Do you cry? Do you rage? Do you cry and laugh at the same time? It's a well known fact that stubbing a toe is more painful than pregnancy, just behind stepping on a Lego brick. However, it doesn't garner the same reaction from people. Some people are infuriated when they stub their toe, and proceed to kick the nearest object. Others burst into tears and become a blubbering wreck.

I have stubbed my toe many times, however nothing has been more painful than the Great Stubbing of 2010. I was a 14 year old lad, hormones running riot, so I would get overemotional at some points. But this was not the case here. Walking into the kitchen, I slipped on the wet floor, keeping upright but in turn slamming my little toe on my right foot into the corner of the wall.

Then came the horror.

I slumped onto the ground, red-faced, and pulled off my sock carefully to see the extent of this excruciating pain. I noticed it was sticking to the toe that was hit, and as it came off, I noticed it was bleeding.



And then, a skeleton popped out.




But enough from me, now. I want you to discuss horrific pains inflicted in the household. Ones that don't leave you seriously injured, but that leave you scarred for the next 30 seconds.

Discuss regular household pains and your general reactions.

  • 11.30.2012 1:47 PM PDT

I cry for 20 minutes

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  • 11.30.2012 1:47 PM PDT


Posted by: MasterMar22
I cry for 20 minutes

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Halo 4?

  • 11.30.2012 1:48 PM PDT

I grimace, then I get pissed off at whatever I hit my toe on.

Posted by: MasterMar22
I cry for 20 minutes

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Spongebob!

[Edited on 11.30.2012 1:48 PM PST]

  • 11.30.2012 1:48 PM PDT

;)

TL;DR OP shouldn't become a comedian.

OT: I usually curse or hold my breath.

  • 11.30.2012 1:48 PM PDT

What's with people and stepping on legos?

It's called a shoe. Ever heard of it?

  • 11.30.2012 1:48 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

Once my toenail was ripped off.

  • 11.30.2012 1:48 PM PDT


Posted by: Twiggyy
TL;DR OP shouldn't become a comedian.

OT: I usually curse or hold my breath.


My material is usually better than this. Sorry it wasn't to your taste.

  • 11.30.2012 1:49 PM PDT

Im just a guy.


Posted by: MasterMar22
I cry for 20 minutes

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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

  • 11.30.2012 1:49 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein


Posted by: Noob Eater1053
I grimace, then I get pissed off at whatever I hit my toe on.


This.

Besides, it is better than stepping on a Lego..

  • 11.30.2012 1:49 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

OH GOD! NOT THE SKELETON!

  • 11.30.2012 1:49 PM PDT


Posted by: Noob Eater1053
I grimace, then I get pissed off at whatever I hit my toe on.


This is pretty much my reaction. I am infuriated by the sudden pain and my stupidity.

  • 11.30.2012 1:50 PM PDT

I'm not a psycho. I'm cool. Calm your nipples.

"FU­CK ME!"

*falls on floor holding foot*

  • 11.30.2012 1:53 PM PDT


Posted by: RedXRulez
OH GOD! NOT THE SKELETON!


This didn't actually happen, it was a dramatic device to make the toe stubbing seem massive in comparison.

  • 11.30.2012 1:54 PM PDT

Color The Sky
Lost In Las Vegas
Missed You

Remember all
The sadness and frustration
And let it go


Posted by: Garem
What's with people and stepping on legos?

It's called a shoe. Ever heard of it?

...You wear shoes in your house?

  • 11.30.2012 1:55 PM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

Well I stubbed my toe during secks. So I was like. AH DAMMIT BUT OH GOD YEAH HARDER!! OWWW!! YEAH MORE!! YOU SLUT!! OW DAMNIT IT ALL!! I LOVE THIS!!

  • 11.30.2012 1:56 PM PDT

Posted by: xSapphire

Posted by: Garem
What's with people and stepping on legos?

It's called a shoe. Ever heard of it?

...You wear shoes in your house?

...You don't?

  • 11.30.2012 1:56 PM PDT


Posted by: The Batman 99
Well I stubbed my toe during secks. So I was like. AH DAMMIT BUT OH GOD YEAH HARDER!! OWWW!! YEAH MORE!! YOU SLUT!! OW DAMNIT IT ALL!! I LOVE THIS!!


You are a brave man. I give you 1000 internets.

  • 11.30.2012 1:57 PM PDT

Enjoy your trip Batman.

OT: I saw ow....and then deal with it...

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  • 11.30.2012 1:57 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

"ah damnitt!!"
I normally just yell curses.

  • 11.30.2012 1:57 PM PDT

I just think it's kinda painful.

  • 11.30.2012 1:58 PM PDT

Beeeeeep! I knew that.
Posted by: Noob Eater1053
I grimace, then I get pissed off at whatever I hit my toe on.

Posted by: MasterMar22
I cry for 20 minutes

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Spongebob!

  • 11.30.2012 1:59 PM PDT

"When you say mean things, your weenie will shrink."

-Marshall Mathers, 2004


Posted by: MasterMar22
I cry for 20 minutes

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Spongebob! I found you!

  • 11.30.2012 2:00 PM PDT
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Probably shout an obscenity and then get over it.

  • 11.30.2012 2:14 PM PDT

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Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

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Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting


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Posted by: MasterMar22
I cry for 20 minutes

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Halo 4?
I lol'd.

  • 11.30.2012 2:16 PM PDT

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