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Subject: short or tall

Poll: short or tall  [closed]
Short :  22%
(8 Votes)
Tall:  31%
(11 Votes)
Average:  42%
(15 Votes)
None of the above:  6%
(2 Votes)
Total Votes: 36

For me short. Whats your choice This is for your ideal girlfriend.

[Edited on 11.30.2012 2:05 PM PST]

  • 11.30.2012 2:03 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

For what?

EDIT: not much shorter than me.

[Edited on 11.30.2012 2:05 PM PST]

  • 11.30.2012 2:04 PM PDT

I'm not a psycho. I'm cool. Calm your nipples.

depends

  • 11.30.2012 2:04 PM PDT

+1 for you good sir.

I'm scared.

  • 11.30.2012 2:04 PM PDT

EDIT: Nevermind, OP editted. ;_;

[Edited on 11.30.2012 2:04 PM PST]

  • 11.30.2012 2:04 PM PDT

None of the above? What? Everything is already covered in the other options.

  • 11.30.2012 2:04 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

I'd love me some Amazon action, unfortunately at 6'2" most women I see that are my height or taller tend to be somewhat mannish.

  • 11.30.2012 2:05 PM PDT


Posted by: God2845
None of the above? What? Everything is already covered in the other options.
Its a joke. Wonder if anyone would actually pick that

  • 11.30.2012 2:06 PM PDT

The Internet is an empowerment tool that's agnostic; it doesn't care about race, gender, or age.


Posted by: Adamal123
I'm scared.


lol'd

OT: Average.

  • 11.30.2012 2:07 PM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

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Posted by: SweetTRIX
I'd love me some Amazon action, unfortunately at 6'2" most women I see that are my height or taller tend to be somewhat mannish.

Being 6'1 I tend to have the same issue.

Though I also like smaller petite women, fortunately for me, many of them also like taller, strong guys.

  • 11.30.2012 2:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Happy Tissue
Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting

Slightly shorter than me. Which is a good thing, as that's how my girlfriend is.

  • 11.30.2012 2:07 PM PDT

My GF is half an inch taller than me. I don't have a problem with it.

  • 11.30.2012 2:12 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Shorter than me.

  • 11.30.2012 2:12 PM PDT

I want one with same height, but I don't mind a little bit shorter.

I couldn't stand dating someone taller than me. Makes me feel insignificant in the relationship.

  • 11.30.2012 2:14 PM PDT
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They call me graland.

I love tall chicks.

  • 11.30.2012 2:20 PM PDT