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Due to no overwhelming reaction i present you the second part to Fifty Chips of Lays

This is entitled:
22 cups of Dew

I could feel my mouth crave for it. I had to have it.

I needed it.

When this feeling gets you there's no way to fight it. You just have to lean back and let it fill your mouth.

Thirst. Its a finicky thing.
You drink too much and you could wind up in a coughing stupor. Drink too little and you'll get thirsty again.

Not me. I know my limit.
The Dew knows it too.

With little energy i had left over from the...situation earlier that night I forced my self up from the couch.

I opened the fridge and see it.

Its so big it almost hits me in the face.

The bottle tight and ready.

I smile.

I use both hand to pull it out.

It's heavy.

It developed a little bit of condensation while its time in the fridge. It's hard to grip.

I force myself to hold on.

I carefully walk over and place it on the table.

Don't shake it. I tell myself, recalling past incidents where I ended up covered in it.

I smile. That wasn't so bad.

I set down a cup next to the big thing. Its so small.

I place two fingers at the tip. I grip it. I twist.

The bottle hisses and i smile once again.

In an instant the thing lets out more than i was expecting.

The table, the floor, and I are sprayed.

A drop hits my lips and I want it.

Forget the cup Ill take it directly to the mouth.

With two hands I lift bottle and placed the end in my mouth.

I drink.

Stupid. I tell myself. You can't handle it.

But I do.

I let the liquid fill my mouth before swallowing.

It burns my throat.

I smile.

Let me have it. My mind screams.

The bottle obeys and spills out more of its sweet liquid.

I take big gulps.

Soon it's half empty. Or half-full. Who cares I tell myself. I just want it.

I squeeze it sides, forcing it to release more.

I can't swallow fast enough and I cough up a little.

My shirt and pants are ruined.

I don't care. The bottle is empty and I am satisfied.

I smile.

I am once again exhausted. I sit down.

What a load. I used to be able to take two at a time.

I look at the clock on the wall. Its late.

Not too late i tell myself.

I open the fridge.

I see the piece of chocolate cake.

Desert?





I smile.



....To be continued?

How was this story?
As good as the first part?
I am pretty bored.










  • 11.30.2012 3:04 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

The hell is with all those spaces?

  • 11.30.2012 3:05 PM PDT

Someone post the cherrios fanfic please.

OP: Your story is bad and you should feel bad.

  • 11.30.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: And Im Here Too
The hell is with all those spaces?

  • 11.30.2012 3:07 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

These are amazing!

  • 11.30.2012 4:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Starside Aeroga
I force myself to hold on.

I set down a cup next to the big thing. Its so small.

Forget the cup Ill take it directly to the mouth.

I let the liquid fill my mouth before swallowing.

Let me have it. My mind screams.

I squeeze it sides, forcing it to release more.

I can't swallow fast enough and I cough up a little.


*ahem*

Is my mind in the gutter? Or is this just a huge double entendre mine?

[Edited on 11.30.2012 4:09 PM PST]

  • 11.30.2012 4:08 PM PDT

We believe that the universe is unbounded: this is not the same as infinite: the 2-D surface of a sphere, wrapped around a 3rd dimension, has a finite size, but has no end. If you start off in a given direction on the surface of a sphere, you could return to your start point without having to turn around -- you simply go all the way around. But wouldn't that mean the universe has an escape velocity like the earth?


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Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Someone post the cherrios fanfic please.

OP: Your story is bad and you should feel bad.
Oh god... that would take up 4 pages.


Nothing could surpass the Cheerios thread. I couldn't eat breakfast for a week without laughing.

[Edited on 11.30.2012 4:30 PM PST]

  • 11.30.2012 4:27 PM PDT
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A 3 Legged Goat
Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion - be it mine, yours, or a cult of angry star wars nerds - when they are enjoying what they enjoy.

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Oh God, not the Cheerios thread...

  • 12.01.2012 12:12 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.

A story so very crisp with satire.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 12:14 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 12:13 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

THIS THREAD = AWESOME

  • 12.01.2012 12:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Someone post the cherrios fanfic please.


OP can only be redeemed if he posts the Cheerio thread.

  • 12.01.2012 12:14 PM PDT