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Subject: So, anyone here every bought anything slightly embarrassing?
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Feet first into hell


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Posted by: BlackHeaven
The first time I bought condoms.

>2011 + 1 almost 2013
>Not buying your condoms in bulk in physical presence at a store
>Not doing it with the largest ones available
>Not doing it when only a female cashier is present
>Not looking into her in the eye while doing it
>green text'ing outside of 4chan
I SHIGGY DIGGY


>2012
>using meme arrows
I SHIGGY DIGGY

  • 11.30.2012 7:09 PM PDT

Oh hai thar!

Couldn't afford condoms when I went to the cashier, so I went back to the same cashier with some trashbags and tape.

  • 11.30.2012 7:10 PM PDT
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Feet first into hell


Posted by: Gaara444
Plebeian. Striped Black & White Thigh High master race.

Posted by: comandercody451
Went to the mall today and bought a pair of black knee-high socks,


I prefer all black.

  • 11.30.2012 7:10 PM PDT

>Late 2012
>Using SHIGGY DIGGY

I SCOOBY DOOBY DOO

EDIT: All black isn't feminine enough.

Posted by: I Forerunner I
>2012
>using meme arrows
I SHIGGY DIGGY


[Edited on 11.30.2012 7:11 PM PST]

  • 11.30.2012 7:11 PM PDT

Walk into a CVS. Ask the only cashier which is some hot chick for the condoms..

[Edited on 11.30.2012 7:11 PM PST]

  • 11.30.2012 7:11 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Not that I can think of though I'm not easily embarrassed.

  • 11.30.2012 7:11 PM PDT
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I once bought condoms and an electric hair trimmer together. I'm sure the clerk knew very well what my plans were.

  • 11.30.2012 7:11 PM PDT
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I like Cheese

I bought purple stockings over the internet.
Best.Purchase.Ever.
I wear them while playing vidya, yeah it was rather weird.
But the girl in the checkout told me it was cute purchase.

  • 11.30.2012 7:12 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

A gimp suit.

  • 11.30.2012 7:13 PM PDT

Better pissed off then pissed on


Posted by: Jeff_The_Killer
Halo Reach


I liked reach. But this still gave me a good laugh. thanks

  • 11.30.2012 7:13 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

A dildo.

Wasn't for me though...

<.<.>.>

  • 11.30.2012 7:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gaara444
>Late 2012
>Using SHIGGY DIGGY

I SCOOBY DOOBY DOO

EDIT: All black isn't feminine enough.

Posted by: I Forerunner I
>2012
>using meme arrows
I SHIGGY DIGGY


YOUR MOM ISN'T FEMININE ENOUGH!!!!

Also, if you're a female, you shouldn't be worried about looking feminine. Well, unless you look like a man.

  • 11.30.2012 7:14 PM PDT

Not female here.

Posted by: I Forerunner I
Also, if you're a female, you shouldn't be worried about looking feminine.

  • 11.30.2012 7:15 PM PDT

Hdawger, the wizard of the mountains.

Me and some friends have always wanted to go to Walmart late at night and buy 1. A Shovel 2. Duct Tape 3. Rope 4. Condoms 5. Knives

Basically a -blam!-/Murder kit, and have it to where we stagger the times at which we individually go in and buy all the same items from the same cash register.

  • 11.30.2012 7:15 PM PDT

Only the unloved and unnatural hate.

I have a skype! Feel free to add me if you took the time to look in here xD cody.dwight.morgan


Posted by: Gaara444


EDIT: All black isn't feminine enough.



What about rainbow?

  • 11.30.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Ooh, that sounds good. As long as it goes above the knee that is.

Posted by: comandercody451
What about rainbow?

  • 11.30.2012 7:17 PM PDT
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Also another time I bought condoms my cousin was the cashier at Walgreen's. That was pretty damn awkward.

  • 11.30.2012 7:19 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Y'know what must've been embarrassing? Walking into an adult shop all on your lonesome and buying pr0nz, back before the age of the internets.

  • 11.30.2012 7:19 PM PDT
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Cream for my bulging eye infection. I got so much -blam!- for it at school, I hate styes.... The cashier she kept staring at my eye.

  • 11.30.2012 7:20 PM PDT

Only the unloved and unnatural hate.

I have a skype! Feel free to add me if you took the time to look in here xD cody.dwight.morgan


Posted by: A Nice Gangster
my gaint pink vibrator.


Internet mail order FTW.

  • 11.30.2012 7:21 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.

Breast pump.

  • 11.30.2012 7:22 PM PDT

Only the unloved and unnatural hate.

I have a skype! Feel free to add me if you took the time to look in here xD cody.dwight.morgan


Posted by: Gaara444
Ooh, that sounds good. As long as it goes above the knee that is.

Posted by: comandercody451
What about rainbow?


And then you can dance around while listening to this.

  • 11.30.2012 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: BlackHeaven
The first time I bought condoms.

Lol this.

  • 11.30.2012 7:25 PM PDT

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHROME.


Posted by: BlackHeaven
The first time I bought condoms.

  • 11.30.2012 7:26 PM PDT

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