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Subject: Possibly the last thing I will never know. . .

If a Zombie bites a Vampire and the vampire bites a human, what does the human become?

  • 11.30.2012 7:20 PM PDT

A Predalien, duh.

  • 11.30.2012 7:21 PM PDT

a poop

  • 11.30.2012 7:21 PM PDT

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.

Confused?

  • 11.30.2012 7:21 PM PDT
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A Zompire.

  • 11.30.2012 7:21 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

Have you never seen that -blam!- Zombies video?

  • 11.30.2012 7:22 PM PDT
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Provided the human does not drink the blood of the vampire, a zombie.

IF the human drinks the blood BEFORE the transformation into a zombie, then the human will become a vampire.

The above two situations assume that a vampire can be infected by the zombie virus though, which is not necessarily the case.

  • 11.30.2012 7:23 PM PDT

GOAT

Posted by: Simba Too Cold
If a Zombie bites a Vampire and the vampire bites a human, what does the human become?

A Celtics fan.

  • 11.30.2012 7:24 PM PDT
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Feet first into hell

I wonder why people on the flood are men and buy black and white stockings.

  • 11.30.2012 7:25 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(

Haven't you played Skyrim? Vampires are immune to disease, duh.

  • 11.30.2012 7:26 PM PDT
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the human becomes a vampire.

a zombie could not infect a vampire.

  • 11.30.2012 7:26 PM PDT


Posted by: petitminou
Provided the human does not drink the blood of the vampire, a zombie.

IF the human drinks the blood BEFORE the transformation into a zombie, then the human will become a vampire.

The above two situations assume that a vampire can be infected by the zombie virus though, which is not necessarily the case.


Makes sense. This is also the first time I have ever seen you post in a somewhat serious manner. I feel honored



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Posted by: Simba Too Cold
If a Zombie bites a Vampire and the vampire bites a human, what does the human become?

A Celtics fan.


Reported for slander of the best franchise in NBA history.

  • 11.30.2012 7:27 PM PDT


Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Haven't you played Skyrim? Vampires are immune to disease, duh.



Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Haven't you played Skyrim?


lol No.

  • 11.30.2012 7:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: petitminou
Provided the human does not drink the blood of the vampire, a zombie.

IF the human drinks the blood BEFORE the transformation into a zombie, then the human will become a vampire.

The above two situations assume that a vampire can be infected by the zombie virus though, which is not necessarily the case.


Makes sense. This is also the first time I have ever seen you post in a somewhat serious manner. I feel honored




Well, there is no NHL hockey this year. =(

  • 11.30.2012 7:28 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: petitminou
Provided the human does not drink the blood of the vampire, a zombie.

IF the human drinks the blood BEFORE the transformation into a zombie, then the human will become a vampire.

The above two situations assume that a vampire can be infected by the zombie virus though, which is not necessarily the case.


Makes sense. This is also the first time I have ever seen you post in a somewhat serious manner. I feel honored

Same here... mark your calendar?

  • 11.30.2012 7:29 PM PDT


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: petitminou
Provided the human does not drink the blood of the vampire, a zombie.

IF the human drinks the blood BEFORE the transformation into a zombie, then the human will become a vampire.

The above two situations assume that a vampire can be infected by the zombie virus though, which is not necessarily the case.


Makes sense. This is also the first time I have ever seen you post in a somewhat serious manner. I feel honored




Well, there is no NHL hockey this year. =(


Meh. I live in the city with the dumbest fans around so yeah. To keep this on topic how bout an NHL where the losers get bit by zombie vampires

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  • 11.30.2012 7:31 PM PDT
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A potato.

  • 11.30.2012 7:32 PM PDT


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A potato.


As in dead or spam post? What are you going for?

  • 11.30.2012 7:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: AJ7188
A potato.


As in dead or spam post? What are you going for?


I believe he was going for a starchy vegetable.

  • 11.30.2012 7:35 PM PDT


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: AJ7188
A potato.


As in dead or spam post? What are you going for?


I believe he was going for a starchy vegetable.


So Zombie? You mean vegetable as in the term for a brain dead person right?

  • 11.30.2012 7:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: AJ7188
A potato.


As in dead or spam post? What are you going for?


I believe he was going for a starchy vegetable.


So Zombie? You mean vegetable as in the term for a brain dead person right?


Well, I would think zombies would lack starch, since they only consume red meat.

  • 11.30.2012 7:37 PM PDT

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but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles


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Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: AJ7188
A potato.


As in dead or spam post? What are you going for?


I believe he was going for a starchy vegetable.


So Zombie? You mean vegetable as in the term for a brain dead person right?
potatoes can think for themselves too

  • 11.30.2012 7:38 PM PDT


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: AJ7188
A potato.


As in dead or spam post? What are you going for?


I believe he was going for a starchy vegetable.


So Zombie? You mean vegetable as in the term for a brain dead person right?


Well, I would think zombies would lack starch, since they only consume red meat.


But starch stays with the human body. That would transfer over with all the eating zombies do. No?

  • 11.30.2012 7:40 PM PDT


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Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: AJ7188
A potato.


As in dead or spam post? What are you going for?


I believe he was going for a starchy vegetable.


So Zombie? You mean vegetable as in the term for a brain dead person right?
potatoes can think for themselves too


Proof?

  • 11.30.2012 7:40 PM PDT
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But starch stays with the human body. That would transfer over with all the eating zombies do. No?


Perhaps, but would the digestion process be analogous? Or would most starch be lost?

  • 11.30.2012 7:41 PM PDT

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