- Loktar OGar
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- Fabled Legendary Member
C is the third letter in the alphabet. A and B were the first two, and C wanted to "stand out", and be unique. So he decided do have two unique sounds.
As it turns out, the committee of sounds realized they did not have a unique sound for all 26 letters who signed up to be apart of the Alphabet. So K was given one of C's sounds. S, the scumbag, decided it would be funny if he took C's other sound. So C was stuck with two sounds that other letters already have.
Of course sometimes he teams up with the whore H, who sleeps around, and those times he makes a unique sound.