I woke up and glanced around my room, eyes half open, wondering if the thing in my closet was still there. It was standing in the closet, headless, i could see its outline in the darkness.
I needed to crap and wiz so bad, i had been holding it in since i went to bed at around 11, and i noticed the monster around 12. I glanced over at the digital clock, it was 5 am. I knew if it realized i was awake it would come for me. I needed to let out a fart or it was going to turn into a shart, I tried to let it out as silently as possible. -SHRRRRPPPTTTT- it had become a shart, I had failed, I waited for death to come take me away.
Nothing happend, i began to wonder what the monster was thinking. It was hard to think though because the crap was beginning to re enter my stomach from holding it in. I regret ever eating that spoiled nacho cheese. Then it happend, i could feel it coming out of the closet to get me, i shut my eyes and prepared to die.
-SHRRRRPPPT plop SHRRRRRPPPT- I sharted and pood a bit, followed by another shart. I began to sob as i knew if he didnt know i was awake before, he definately did now. Then something strange happened, i heard him rustle back further away from my bed, did my pooing appease him? Did he think i was so sad he was going to let me live a little longer?
As i lie there i realized i had more urgent issues, another bowl movement. I clenched my cheeks to no avail,-FFFPPPPPPPP shrtp FPPPPPPPP- the hot poo oozed out my butt followed by a girl burp like fart followed by more poo. I cryed, not only are my parents going to find me dead theres going to be poo all over. Then i heard the monster re enter the closet.
It was completely ass backwords and didnt make sense. Did the monster enjoy this, did he have some kind of fetish? i lie there for what seemed like forever, my blatter near to bursting i finally said something. "What do you want from me?" It jumped out of the closet and i clenched my eyes shut, it was hovering right next to my face i could tell. "D-d-dont"
Then i peed everywhere, the force of the pee actually lifted the front of my pants into the air for a couple seconds. I knew what it wanted, and the monster was appeased. I heard him return to the closet, satisfied. Meanwhile i was drenched in poop piss and fear.
I lie there, the smell unbearable, I soon drifted off to sleep in my own poo and wizz. I woke up, my mom was screaming asking me what happend, i sat up and looked at my closet and saw there was a vacuum in there. It hit me that after my mom cleaned my room earlier she must have stored it in my closet, could i have imagined the whole thing? As my mom lead me out of my room yelling something at me i was in a different world relieved and laughing at myself. Then i looked back at the mess i left and noticed something above my bed that made my heart sink.
Hold it in next time, Ricky? :)
was written on the wall with my poo.