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"I should have read the the liscence agreement" Bill thought, as he was attacked by a thousand evil pies.
Posted by: Knightmare01
A man is stuck in a taxi with a bomb strapped around his neck, set to go off if he tries to exit the taxi. He is then ordered to drive, high-speed, to the next destination designated by the bomber. He then sees a police car trying to pull him over in the rear-view mirror...
Even though he had no idea when the bomb he found strapped to his neck when he woke up would explode, Bob pulled over onto the shoulder of the highway. If he could explain that some insane terrorist was threatening to kill him unless he made it to 79 Chairman lane, maybe he wouldn't get a speeding ticket. As he watched the cop saunter out of his cop car, obviously lay his hand on his tail light, and approach his window with his hand on his holster, Bob began to lower the window. "Become blind in both eyes and not see the speed limit signs boy?" The cop said, after waiting for the cop to stop chuckling at his admittedly masterful joke, Bob spoke "Sir, I seem to ha-". At this point, the bomb around his neck violently detonated. killing Bob, The cop, and someone driving a U-haul truck that happened to be a bit too close for comfort. As traffic began to pile up, and sirens started flashing in the distance, a masked figure muttered something under his breath and walked away from the overpass he was perched on: "Let me see that pig try to ticket me for speeding now".
[Edited on 11.30.2012 9:17 PM PST]