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Subject: Wrtiting short stories, give me an idea and I'll bash out a par...

"I should have read the the liscence agreement" Bill thought, as he was attacked by a thousand evil pies.

Bored and need to practice writing, give me a 1-2 sentence idea and I'll write up a paragraph or two.

  • 11.30.2012 8:27 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

A man finds out that his brother is actually his mother's uncle.

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LeaveItYeah

derka derka is actually a good guy and not a terrorist like everyone thinks.

  • 11.30.2012 8:28 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

A man gets lost in the woods and never returns to civilization. The man's mind slowly descends into madness as the story goes on.

  • 11.30.2012 8:28 PM PDT

Drecker225 is awesome and doesn't afraid of anything.





I cannot wait for the day when I gain control of the world.

A guy lives out his full life in a dream. After he dies in his dream, he wakes up and struggles to continue his real life normally.

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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I don't know if a paragraph qualifies as a 'short story' ... more like an ... anecdote? :p

  • 11.30.2012 8:29 PM PDT

GOAT

A proud owner of a Ford Fiesta suddenly feels guilt for cheating on his ex-wife with her daughter.

  • 11.30.2012 8:30 PM PDT

"I should have read the the liscence agreement" Bill thought, as he was attacked by a thousand evil pies.

Then I will bash out an anecdote.

Also, I'm trying to write humorous crap, so if anyone has something they would like to see played with, rather than actually seeing a serious idea come to life, I'm your flood m

[Edited on 11.30.2012 8:35 PM PST]

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Posted by: Walter kovacs 5
Then I will bash out an anecdote.

Also, I'm trying to write humorous crap, so if anyone has something they would like to see played with, rather than actually seeing a serious idea come to life, I'm your flood m


Okay. Scientist performs humorous tests on various monkeys, an experiment switches his mind with that of a test subject and the animal performs the same crude experiments on the scientist.

  • 11.30.2012 8:38 PM PDT

"I should have read the the liscence agreement" Bill thought, as he was attacked by a thousand evil pies.


Posted by: Deadnovelism

Posted by: Walter kovacs 5
Then I will bash out an anecdote.

Also, I'm trying to write humorous crap, so if anyone has something they would like to see played with, rather than actually seeing a serious idea come to life, I'm your flood m


Okay. Scientist performs humorous tests on various monkeys, an experiment switches his mind with that of a test subject and the animal performs the same crude experiments on the scientist.

Look if you will at this man. Perhaps you may find it amusing that he forces the lesser creatures to perform degrading tricks for our amusement. But what if I told you that the ape before you has an IQ of 185? A much higher intelligence than the average human being, such as yourself. No offense meant, none at all, in fact, the average human has an IQ several times that this species. The only reason the ape in front of you riding a unicycle while balancing chainsaws on its head has such a high IQ is because it has not the brain of an ape, but the brain of one Dr.Baxton.
Dr.Baxton was a man who wanted to produce a form of entertainment for his brothers traveling circus, one that would appeal to the uneducated masses. And in these dark times, exploiting lesser creatures is a completely valid business. And when lightning struck the circus tent, Dr.Baxton got his wish. Now he entertains those around him all day. Sure it would be better if the animal called Koko didn't whip him when he failed to juggle 10 kittens at once. But sometimes people must suffer for art, in this place called: Bad Twist Ending Theater

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Walter kovacs 5

Posted by: Deadnovelism

Posted by: Walter kovacs 5
Then I will bash out an anecdote.

Also, I'm trying to write humorous crap, so if anyone has something they would like to see played with, rather than actually seeing a serious idea come to life, I'm your flood m


Okay. Scientist performs humorous tests on various monkeys, an experiment switches his mind with that of a test subject and the animal performs the same crude experiments on the scientist.

Look if you will at this man. Perhaps you may find it amusing that he forces the lesser creatures to perform degrading tricks for our amusement. But what if I told you that the ape before you has an IQ of 185? A much higher intelligence than the average human being, such as yourself. No offense meant, none at all, in fact, the average human has an IQ several times that this species. The only reason the ape in front of you riding a unicycle while balancing chainsaws on its head has such a high IQ is because it has not the brain of an ape, but the brain of one Dr.Baxton.
Dr.Baxton was a man who wanted to produce a form of entertainment for his brothers traveling circus, one that would appeal to the uneducated masses. And in these dark times, exploiting lesser creatures is a completely valid business. And when lightning struck the circus tent, Dr.Baxton got his wish. Now he entertains those around him all day. Sure it would be better if the animal called Koko didn't whip him when he failed to juggle 10 kittens at once. But sometimes people must suffer for art, in this place called: Bad Twist Ending Theater


Really? Try harder.

  • 11.30.2012 9:01 PM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

A man is stuck in a taxi with a bomb strapped around his neck, set to go off if he tries to exit the taxi. He is then ordered to drive, high-speed, to the next destination designated by the bomber. He then sees a police car trying to pull him over in the rear-view mirror...




gogogo

  • 11.30.2012 9:01 PM PDT

"I should have read the the liscence agreement" Bill thought, as he was attacked by a thousand evil pies.


Posted by: Knightmare01
A man is stuck in a taxi with a bomb strapped around his neck, set to go off if he tries to exit the taxi. He is then ordered to drive, high-speed, to the next destination designated by the bomber. He then sees a police car trying to pull him over in the rear-view mirror...

Even though he had no idea when the bomb he found strapped to his neck when he woke up would explode, Bob pulled over onto the shoulder of the highway. If he could explain that some insane terrorist was threatening to kill him unless he made it to 79 Chairman lane, maybe he wouldn't get a speeding ticket. As he watched the cop saunter out of his cop car, obviously lay his hand on his tail light, and approach his window with his hand on his holster, Bob began to lower the window. "Become blind in both eyes and not see the speed limit signs boy?" The cop said, after waiting for the cop to stop chuckling at his admittedly masterful joke, Bob spoke "Sir, I seem to ha-". At this point, the bomb around his neck violently detonated. killing Bob, The cop, and someone driving a U-haul truck that happened to be a bit too close for comfort. As traffic began to pile up, and sirens started flashing in the distance, a masked figure muttered something under his breath and walked away from the overpass he was perched on: "Let me see that pig try to ticket me for speeding now".

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  • 11.30.2012 9:16 PM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: Knightmare01
A man is stuck in a taxi with a bomb strapped around his neck, set to go off if he tries to exit the taxi. He is then ordered to drive, high-speed, to the next destination designated by the bomber. He then sees a police car trying to pull him over in the rear-view mirror...




gogogo


Basically the movie SPEED in a taxi...

Shush...

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Knightmare01

Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: Knightmare01
A man is stuck in a taxi with a bomb strapped around his neck, set to go off if he tries to exit the taxi. He is then ordered to drive, high-speed, to the next destination designated by the bomber. He then sees a police car trying to pull him over in the rear-view mirror...




gogogo


Basically the movie SPEED in a taxi...

Shush...


Slush...

  • 11.30.2012 9:20 PM PDT

"I should have read the the liscence agreement" Bill thought, as he was attacked by a thousand evil pies.


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Posted by: Knightmare01

Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: Knightmare01
A man is stuck in a taxi with a bomb strapped around his neck, set to go off if he tries to exit the taxi. He is then ordered to drive, high-speed, to the next destination designated by the bomber. He then sees a police car trying to pull him over in the rear-view mirror...




gogogo


Basically the movie SPEED in a taxi...

Shush...


Slush...

Lush...

  • 11.30.2012 9:22 PM PDT

Ku-

Brush

A woman finds her husband replaced by a dolphin who happens to speak in a titillating English accent. She is faced with the choice of questioning the dolphin of her husband's whereabouts or accepting the dolphin as her new spouse.

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