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Subject: How do badguys get endless supplies of evil henchmen?

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obviously at the evil henchmen supply emporium.


How do I register my evil plan?
The application form and catalog will be mailed to you via messenger turtles. It should be arriving any day now.


Really? Turtles don't sound evil.
believe me, they are. the little bastards will bite your throat out given the chance.


But they're so....slow

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Depends on the bad guy obviously

Sometimes they explain this in-universe other times they don't

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[quotePosted by: goatman327
obviously at the evil henchmen supply emporium.[/quote]

How do I register my evil plan?
The application form and catalog will be mailed to you via messenger turtles. It should be arriving any day now.


Really? Turtles don't sound evil.
believe me, they are. the little bastards will bite your throat out given the chance.


But they're so....slow
hence the "given the chance."

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Seems like the kind of thread Charlie would make...

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Henchmen are a highly trained professionals. They not only need to know how to fight better than your average joe, but also make use of any technical equipment a job requires. Many have engineering degrees, and belong to a hench-ing union. It's actually a very lucrative career.

However, the combat training is less than fantastic when compared against what your average local martial arts dojo might teach, so the more experienced or wealthy professional villains will either hire exclusively higher trained henchmen, hire average henchemen and pay for further training themselves, or will mix a number of higher trained henchmen into their mix of henchmen.

The most intelligent professional villains, however, will completely forego henchmen, and will build their own robotic servants, who, while costing more initially for materials, are actually a money saver due to their lack of needs or pay, on top of being much more physically durable than human counterparts, and easily programmed with advanced combat tactics, marksmanship abilities, and being capable of handling tasks as mundane as sweeping or as advanced as creating intelligently designed systems themselves.

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Being evil is more fun than being good.


Exactly. Fifty Shades of Grey, for example.

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Seems like the kind of thread Charlie would make...
I did make one like this, but that was a while ago.

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The cause. Not all bad guys see themselves as evil but rather doing what needs to be done.

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Spider-man said something about this. They buy them on a website.

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The cause. Not all bad guys see themselves as evil but rather doing what needs to be done.


I'm talking about bad guys who explicity reserve the fruits of their labor for themselves and share nothing with their henchmen. An example would be a villain who lusts for power but has no true motive or means to share such power with his henchmen other than to boss them around some more.

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In that case, false promises and lies.

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