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Subject: You're being held hostage in a room...

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
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There's literally no hope for you to try and escape, they're all armed with high-powered Assault Rifles. All there is on the room is you tied up on the chair with a bag on your head that you can see through.
5 seconds later, a sudden splash of glass surges through the room, gunfire goes off and you have swishes of a knife and screaming.
Silence...
You have something move towards you, the bag gets pulled off, you look up and it's.........

Who saved you, Flood? If you were stuck in a hostage situation who would be the person that you'd want to save your butt? Seal 6? Fluttershy? some 6 year old? Real or fictional!

It would be the most badass moment in the world for me if the bag got pulled off my head and it was Woods from Black Ops there staring right back at me, whilst I look around and see the handful of dead bodies chilling about.

  • 11.30.2012 9:45 PM PDT
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Sup.

Petitminou saves me.
<3

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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

Swartzenegger

"Come with me if you want to live."

  • 11.30.2012 9:46 PM PDT

Me. I pulled the bag off of you. You're welcome.

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

petitminou

  • 11.30.2012 9:47 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles

oh my god its john madden

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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

...And the first thing I saw was a pair of white eyes in a vaguely man-shaped shadow, moments before he took off into the night.

And that was the last time I ever witnessed the Batman.

  • 11.30.2012 9:47 PM PDT

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

...

Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever

Master Chief

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I like Cheese

Prophet or Mason.
I'll tell him what the numbers mean in exchange for my life.

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Corvo, mask off, dark rugged face looking directly into my soft eyes as his brown hair settles into place. Then he goes behind me and cuts the ropes.


And then he saves me.

[Edited on 11.30.2012 9:53 PM PST]

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Liam Neeson

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Ada Wong.

  • 11.30.2012 9:49 PM PDT

I have a banana booty!

It's all the gunman from the future trying to save Hostess. since this takes plae in 2009, they're still in business. They can't believe it and get into a firefight. Then one of them pulls the bag off my head holding the last box of Twinkies, ever. He says, "Good it's him."

  • 11.30.2012 9:52 PM PDT

-I was here

myself.

  • 11.30.2012 9:54 PM PDT

hmm

Masterchief. Unmasked.

  • 11.30.2012 10:08 PM PDT

Can add a few extra details behind the events leading up to the whole situation?

-Be a Navy Special Forces
-Serve multiple tours
-Be highly decorated
-Also a marksman with large amounts of kills
-Patrolling remote Northern-Eastern Afghanistan
-IED hits my convoy
-Wake up to the events above
-See a dark shaded figure who fades out as I faint after seeing it
-Wake up in a hospital bed
-Freak out look down at my body expecting missing limbs or something
-Lots of body hair everywhere
-Big arms
-lolwut
-Dark figure appears again
-"Hello, James, erh-I mean Russ, that is what your friends called you? My name is irrelevant, I see that you notice the tests."
-Look back at my body and freak out
-"WHAT TEST"
-"Jimmy, you're apart of our Gorilla Warfare program"

Jimmy status
[x] Rustled
[ ] Not Rustled

  • 11.30.2012 10:08 PM PDT

Online ID: GriffGraff15

Rainbow Six

or Jack Bauer

  • 11.30.2012 10:26 PM PDT