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Subject: North Korea has... unicorns?

Maybe they should pursue this, and build their next space rocket out of unicorn horns. It would work better than what they use now.

In an announcement Friday that seems better suited for a fairy tale, a North Korean state news agency reported that archaeologists recently reconfirmed the lair of a unicorn once ridden by an ancient Korean king.

According to the Korean Central News Agency, the lair the mythical creature is located 200 meters (about 219 yards) from the Yongmyong Temple in Pyongyang. A rock that sits in front of the lair contains carvings that some believe date back to the period of the Koryo Kingdom (918-1392), the outlet notes.

The director of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences, which discovered the lair, cited Korean history books as proof. Jo Hui Sung explained the history to the paper:

The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book 'Koryo History' (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang's eight scenic spots, beneath it. The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.

The old book 'Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam' (Revised Handbook of Korean Geography) complied in the 16th century wrote that there is a lair west of Pubyok Pavilion in Mt. Kumsu.


Well, if the Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam says it, it can't be wrong, right?

Maybe Kim Jong should see is some of his starving subjects ate the rest of the unicorns, and that's why no one else has ever seen them.

[Edited on 11.30.2012 10:06 PM PST]

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

That explains why North Korea always seems like it has something up its butt.

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What is this.... I don't even.

  • 11.30.2012 10:06 PM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

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will it never end jeez lol
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  • 11.30.2012 10:06 PM PDT

I know my ways. So just stay back.

This is a new low for NK.

*Shares on Facebook.*

[Edited on 11.30.2012 10:13 PM PST]

  • 11.30.2012 10:08 PM PDT

Funnily enough, it's not really that much different to the bizarre things people in the western world believe.

  • 11.30.2012 10:08 PM PDT

At least they aren't threatening anyone with nukes this time. Unless they've managed to combine their resources and make... unukeorns.

  • 11.30.2012 10:09 PM PDT


Posted by: dazarobbo
Funnily enough, it's not really that much different to the bizarre things people in the western world believe.


Thanks for that.

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Just proves North Korea is Best Korea

  • 11.30.2012 10:13 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

It is now confirmed. North Korea is indeed best Korea.

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Lucky duckies, why can't we get unicorns?

  • 11.30.2012 10:15 PM PDT
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I be trippin'.

I was going to post this, but did the responsible thing and searched for it.

North Korea, you so cray.

  • 12.01.2012 10:17 AM PDT
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Once upon a time in the beautiful land of North Korea...

  • 12.01.2012 10:18 AM PDT

You, I don't like you.

Posted by: dazarobbo
Funnily enough, it's not really that much different to the bizarre things people in the western world believe.

I thought ninjas weren't supposed to provoke religious discussion.

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Oh North Korea you funneh.

While still alive, Kim also reportedly invented the hamburger, wrote 1,500 books in college and shot 11 holes-in-one the first time he played golf, according to Time magazine.
Seems legit.

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GIVE US BACK TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: dazarobbo
Funnily enough, it's not really that much different to the bizarre things people in the western world believe.
Don't mess with the Squatch.

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Posted by: coolmike699
At least they aren't threatening anyone with nukes this time. Unless they've managed to combine their resources and make... unukeorns.
Wow...just wow.

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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


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It is now confirmed. North Korea is indeed best Korea.

  • 12.01.2012 10:34 AM PDT

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Posted by: AJF1177
Oh North Korea you funneh.

While still alive, Kim also reportedly invented the hamburger, wrote 1,500 books in college and shot 11 holes-in-one the first time he played golf, according to Time magazine.
Seems legit.


He lived the life..

  • 12.01.2012 10:38 AM PDT

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Fact: The only thing preventing the Unicorns return is the reunification of South and North Korea under Kim Jong Uns reign.

  • 12.01.2012 10:42 AM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

I feel bad for saying this- but that country is a lost cause and needs to be wiped from the map.

It would be putting them out of their misery.


Posted by: Dr Refrigorator
Posted by: dazarobbo
Funnily enough, it's not really that much different to the bizarre things people in the western world believe.

I thought ninjas weren't supposed to provoke religious discussion.


Not very bright, are we?

[Edited on 12.01.2012 10:55 AM PST]

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