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Subject: This thread is a space ship

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: path1k
fluff, were's the jacuzzi?
I'd like to join you.


Oh god, this can either be extremely entertaining or disgustingly erotic.

Probably both.
It will be entertaining for me.

  • 12.01.2012 12:19 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: path1k
fluff, were's the jacuzzi?
I'd like to join you.


Oh god, this can either be extremely entertaining or disgustingly erotic.

Probably both.
It will be entertaining for me.


Do you want any kind of special soaps or lubricants before you begin?

  • 12.01.2012 12:20 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball


Do you want any kind of special soaps or lubricants before you begin?
I am wondering why you are not in this.

  • 12.01.2012 12:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Elegiac
Enough of this nonsense, engage the infinite probability drive!
I'll drive you into infinite probability if you....eh hell if I know.


*Takes swig of space whisky*
Sorry sir, I sort of already pushed the button...

*normality restored*

We have arrived. I have no idea where we are. But we're there.
Coo'
Sensors indicate we have arrived at the Planet of the Parrots.

  • 12.01.2012 12:23 AM PDT
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Just a heads up, we're being boarded right now.

  • 12.01.2012 12:23 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball


Do you want any kind of special soaps or lubricants before you begin?
I am wondering why you are not in this.


Because I don't want that


*Points at your crotch*

In this

*points at own ass*


I am completely fine standing all the way over here.

By the air lock.

  • 12.01.2012 12:24 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Elegiac
Enough of this nonsense, engage the infinite probability drive!
I'll drive you into infinite probability if you....eh hell if I know.


*Takes swig of space whisky*
Sorry sir, I sort of already pushed the button...

*normality restored*

We have arrived. I have no idea where we are. But we're there.
Coo'
Sensors indicate we have arrived at the Planet of the Parrots.


Those bird brains can't hurt us, FIRE THE BACON!


Or just open a window and take pot shots at them from orbit.

  • 12.01.2012 12:25 AM PDT

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  • 12.01.2012 12:25 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: dmg04
Just a heads up, we're being boarded right now.


I recommend shooting at them, with lasers and or bullets, maybe some kind of stabby make them bleedy things.

  • 12.01.2012 12:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: dmg04
Just a heads up, we're being boarded right now.
Goddamn parrots! Pfffft, so much for the bacon contingency.

  • 12.01.2012 12:26 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Because I don't want that


*Points at your crotch*

In this

*points at own ass*


I am completely fine standing all the way over here.

By the air lock.
It can be the other away around.

  • 12.01.2012 12:27 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: dmg04
Just a heads up, we're being boarded right now.


Oh -blam!- wait, is it Matt Damon?



OH -blam!-! It is Matt Damond, throw the bacon at him!

  • 12.01.2012 12:28 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: dmg04
Just a heads up, we're being boarded right now.


I recommend shooting at them, with lasers and or bullets, maybe some kind of stabby make them bleedy things.


We're out of ammo for our main batteries! And somebody changed the access code to the armory again -_-


Don't worry, I can hack it!

One one one one....ONE!

Damn

One one one one....TWO!

Damn

One one one one....THREE!

Damn

One one one one....-blam!- IT!

*blasts keypad off and door opens*


WHY IS THERE JUST A GIANT STACK OF CRACKERS IN HERE!?

  • 12.01.2012 12:30 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Because I don't want that


*Points at your crotch*

In this

*points at own ass*


I am completely fine standing all the way over here.

By the air lock.
It can be the other away around.


............It may just be the space whisky..........


but I've got the weirdest boner right now.

  • 12.01.2012 12:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
WHY IS THERE JUST A GIANT STACK OF CRACKERS IN HERE!?
Crackers could work, I say launch em.

  • 12.01.2012 12:31 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

............It may just be the space whisky..........


but I've got the weirdest boner right now.
*Snickers.*

Why do you wish to become drunk?

  • 12.01.2012 12:32 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: dmg04
Just a heads up, we're being boarded right now.


Oh -blam!- wait, is it Matt Damon?



OH -blam!-! It is Matt Damond, throw the bacon at him!


Fall back to the mess hall! He won't stop coming, erghghhgh!



MOTHER OF GOD he's at the airlock looking in through one of the windows!

  • 12.01.2012 12:32 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

............It may just be the space whisky..........


but I've got the weirdest boner right now.
*Snickers.*

Why do you wish to become drunk?


Snickers? Why can I hear the onomatopoeia of laughter and why does it make me hungry? Oh and to answer your question,

makes life more interesting.

  • 12.01.2012 12:34 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball


Snickers? Why can I hear the onomatopoeia of laughter and why does it make me hungry? Oh and to answer your question,

makes life more interesting.
(Off topic: That's called an action, between the two asterisks.)


You need to remember the moment.

  • 12.01.2012 12:35 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
WHY IS THERE JUST A GIANT STACK OF CRACKERS IN HERE!?
Crackers could work, I say launch em.



WAIT! We need to use them on our MORTAL ENEMY!


MATT DAMOND

  • 12.01.2012 12:38 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball


Snickers? Why can I hear the onomatopoeia of laughter and why does it make me hungry? Oh and to answer your question,

makes life more interesting.
(Off topic: That's called an action, between the two asterisks.)


You need to remember the moment.


(Out of Character: But it is still sort of an onomatopeia, and besides SPACE WHISKY)

What moment? And why do I have less pants than I usually do?

  • 12.01.2012 12:40 AM PDT