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Subject: This thread is a space ship

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: deadlyfluffball


I've lost track of him! But now there seems to be a lady in a red dress wandering the decks freely...

Are we permitting civilians aboard?


He is no civilian, he is my white whale! Release the crackers!


*throws handful of crackers at Matt Damond*

  • 12.01.2012 12:41 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
(Out of Character: But it is still sort of an onomatopeia, and besides SPACE WHISKY)

What moment? And why do I have less pants than I usually do?
Why are you still standing in one place, I don't have all night.

  • 12.01.2012 12:41 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

will there be cheese?

  • 12.01.2012 12:41 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
(Out of Character: But it is still sort of an onomatopeia, and besides SPACE WHISKY)

What moment? And why do I have less pants than I usually do?
Why are you still standing in one place, I don't have all night.


It's always night in space and in space, nobody can hear you hollar....


*moves in closer*

  • 12.01.2012 12:43 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
It's always night in space and in space, nobody can hear you hollar....


*moves in closer*
Maybe we should move to somewhere more peaceful, where nobody will experience this.

  • 12.01.2012 12:46 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: deadlyfluffball


I've lost track of him! But now there seems to be a lady in a red dress wandering the decks freely...

Are we permitting civilians aboard?


He is no civilian, he is my white whale! Release the crackers!


*throws handful of crackers at Matt Damond*


GOOD GOD IT'S MATT DAMON! The slippery eel almost tricked us!

GET HIM


RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

*Throws more crackers*

We've stunned him! OH MY GOD! He seems to be charging his laser eyes!

DUCK FOR COVER!!!

  • 12.01.2012 12:46 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
It's always night in space and in space, nobody can hear you hollar....


*moves in closer*
Maybe we should move to somewhere more peaceful, where nobody will experience this.


The weapons locker with all the crackers has a locking mechanism, oh wait I blew that off.

Still useable I'm sure of it.

  • 12.01.2012 12:46 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

The weapons locker with all the crackers has a locking mechanism, oh wait I blew that off.

Still useable I'm sure of it.
Lead the way, master.

  • 12.01.2012 12:47 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

The weapons locker with all the crackers has a locking mechanism, oh wait I blew that off.

Still useable I'm sure of it.
Lead the way, master.


*Walks down the hallway leading to the cracker/weapons room*

You know, you don't have to call me master. We space men don't condone slavery, unless it is an obvious lesser species like the moon men. Those moon bastards what with their rocks and such.

*goes in cracker/weapons room*

This table seems sturdy enough, hop up.

  • 12.01.2012 12:50 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Walks down the hallway leading to the cracker/weapons room*

You know, you don't have to call me master. We space men don't condone slavery, unless it is an obvious lesser species like the moon men. Those moon bastards what with their rocks and such.

*goes in cracker/weapons room*

This table seems sturdy enough, hop up.
*I hoist myself onto the large, metal table and sits on the end.*

For how long have you been...tracking me down?

  • 12.01.2012 12:51 AM PDT

*is the ship*
*locks every room*
*drains the ship of oxygen*

  • 12.01.2012 12:54 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Walks down the hallway leading to the cracker/weapons room*

You know, you don't have to call me master. We space men don't condone slavery, unless it is an obvious lesser species like the moon men. Those moon bastards what with their rocks and such.

*goes in cracker/weapons room*

This table seems sturdy enough, hop up.
*I hoist myself onto the large, metal table and sits on the end.*

For how long have you been...tracking me down?


What do you mean tracking you down? You came onto my ship speaking your alien language this time.

Anyway, ready for some....boarding action?

  • 12.01.2012 12:54 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
What do you mean tracking you down? You came onto my ship speaking your alien language this time.

Anyway, ready for some....boarding action?
That's why we are in here...

  • 12.01.2012 12:58 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
What do you mean tracking you down? You came onto my ship speaking your alien language this time.

Anyway, ready for some....boarding action?
That's why we are in here...


(Out of Character I'm extremely tempted to say "EXACTLY NOW GRAB A HANDFUL OF CRACKERS AND TOSS THEM AT MATT DAMOND* but this is a better way to end the thread I guess)


Exactly, turn around and remove that armor of yours.

  • 12.01.2012 1:01 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
(Out of Character I'm extremely tempted to say "EXACTLY NOW GRAB A HANDFUL OF CRACKERS AND TOSS THEM AT MATT DAMOND* but this is a better way to end the thread I guess)


Exactly, turn around and remove that armor of yours.
*I take off my helmet and tosses it aside.*

You're not going to help? I have quite a bit to remove.

  • 12.01.2012 1:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
WHY IS THERE JUST A GIANT STACK OF CRACKERS IN HERE!?
Crackers could work, I say launch em.



WAIT! We need to use them on our MORTAL ENEMY!


MATT DAMOND
Alright, crackers for the damond then.

I'm going to wipe these parrots out the old-fashioned way.

Aaaahahahahaahahaa.... xenocide :)

  • 12.01.2012 1:02 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Crashes into ship*

  • 12.01.2012 1:03 AM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Crashes into ship*


INTRUDER ALERT!!!

  • 12.01.2012 1:04 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
(Out of Character I'm extremely tempted to say "EXACTLY NOW GRAB A HANDFUL OF CRACKERS AND TOSS THEM AT MATT DAMOND* but this is a better way to end the thread I guess)


Exactly, turn around and remove that armor of yours.
*I take off my helmet and tosses it aside.*

You're not going to help? I have quite a bit to remove.


I just need this part off

*taps that fine elite ass plating*

  • 12.01.2012 1:06 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Crashes into ship*


INTRUDER ALERT!!!


Naw, it's just Stolen Fruit.


Here, grab some crackers and start throwing them at Matt Damond, be weary of his laser eyes though.

  • 12.01.2012 1:07 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Crashes into ship*


INTRUDER ALERT!!!


Intruder?!

Where?!

We're under attack! Quickly! We must catch this intruderer at onc- Oh, you mean me...

Well... Yeah, I guess I am!

  • 12.01.2012 1:07 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

*Throws more crackers*

We've stunned him! OH MY GOD! He seems to be charging his laser eyes!

DUCK FOR COVER!!!


Don't worry, we'll flood all decks and drown him!


We will save that as a last resort, for right now we have a new crew member Fruit is to aid us in the cracker throwing.

  • 12.01.2012 1:08 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

I just need this part off

*taps that fine elite ass plating*
You're going to have to remove it all first...

  • 12.01.2012 1:08 AM PDT