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Subject: This thread is a space ship

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Where do you think I got this from?


YOU'VE HAD ACCESS TO THE ARMORY THIS ENTIRE TIME AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?!

Get over here!!


*Stands next to Maverick*

  • 12.01.2012 1:26 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
I'm not sure how to do that with all of your mandibles and what not.

But hell, space whisky.
You're not leaving this room until our ritual is complete, please continue.


How am I to remove this heavy crotch/butt armor though? Without lasers or firearms preferably.
All of my armour is latched or buckled, there is always a way.


*Pats all around, unbuckles and unlatches*

Found them, now let us begin.

  • 12.01.2012 1:26 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Where do you think I got this from?


YOU'VE HAD ACCESS TO THE ARMORY THIS ENTIRE TIME AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?!

Get over here!!


*Stands next to Maverick*


K so, um, do your thang. Open the armory, quick!


Uhhhh...

I can't.

  • 12.01.2012 1:27 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Pats all around, unbuckles and unlatches*

Found them, now let us begin.
*I nod slowly and turns around, bending over a little as I grip the end of the table.*

  • 12.01.2012 1:29 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI
wat

How did you get the quantum thingy ma jig?!


Well, I can't open it while you're watching me!

I get kinda nervous...

And witnessing me defying physics by passing through matter would probably make you go insane, so yeah.

  • 12.01.2012 1:31 AM PDT

The Snow Leopard's wisdom includes: Understanding one's shadow-side; trusting one's inner-self; agility; strength; the ability to stalk; understanding the power of silence.

USS Flood, this is Security Officer Ayla of the USS Foulton, requesting permission to board, over.

  • 12.01.2012 1:31 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Pats all around, unbuckles and unlatches*

Found them, now let us begin.
*I nod slowly and turns around, bending over a little as I grip the end of the table.*


*Slowly spreads cheeks and prods at your "docking bay"*

  • 12.01.2012 1:34 AM PDT

*no one seems to notice*
*everyone dies of suffocation*

[Edited on 12.01.2012 1:35 AM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 1:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: Seneka The 5th
USS Flood, this is Security Officer Ayla of the USS Foulton, requesting permission to board, over.
It's kinda hectic right now, just let yourself in the space-backdoor.

  • 12.01.2012 1:35 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

*Slowly spreads cheeks and prods at your "docking bay"*
*I turn my head towards him and clacks my mandibles.*
Any time...

  • 12.01.2012 1:35 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Seneka The 5th
USS Flood, this is Security Officer Ayla of the USS Foulton, requesting permission to board, over.



*pushes button*




*ZOT*



*USS Foulton explodes but all the crew are propelled into the open airlock*

  • 12.01.2012 1:35 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: Seneka The 5th
USS Flood, this is Security Officer Ayla of the USS Foulton, requesting permission to board, over.


[INCOMING TRANSMISSION: STATUS- RECEIVED]/loginput531[RESPOND? (YES/NO)] [DELETE TRANSMISSION#15941? (YES/NO)]

Uh,

Ketchup.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: lI Maverick lI
wat

How did you get the quantum thingy ma jig?!


Well, I can't open it while you're watching me!

I get kinda nervous...

And witnessing me defying physics by passing through matter would probably make you go insane, so yeah.


Fine!

*covers eyes*


*Opens doors*

There you go!

  • 12.01.2012 1:35 AM PDT
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Guys, I am the Catalyst. I have SPACE MAGIC. Pick a color: red, green, or blue?

  • 12.01.2012 1:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: lI Maverick lI
Man, stop -blam!- around (literally!)! WE'VE GOT A RAMPANT SPACE DAMON ON THE LOOSE! The whole ship is at stake!
Well his threat is a bit less now, since his flux capacitors were damaged. He's sulking in the space-toilets now.

  • 12.01.2012 1:37 AM PDT


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

[quote]Posted by: iRdACheef619

[quote]Posted by: deadlyfluffball

[quote]Posted by: iRdACheef619
flyin into a black hole is the same as having someone cut you apart one by one while you are alive. The gravity so strong you will get ripped apart before you actually enter or die.

  • 12.01.2012 2:53 AM PDT

The Snow Leopard's wisdom includes: Understanding one's shadow-side; trusting one's inner-self; agility; strength; the ability to stalk; understanding the power of silence.

Posted by: AK 47625714
Guys, I am the Catalyst. I have SPACE MAGIC. Pick a color: red, green, or blue?
Yellow.

  • 12.01.2012 2:53 AM PDT
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Posted by: Seneka The 5th
Posted by: AK 47625714
Guys, I am the Catalyst. I have SPACE MAGIC. Pick a color: red, green, or blue?
Yellow.
Mauve.

Edit: Wait, I mean Space-Mauve.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 2:54 AM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 2:54 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: lI Maverick lI
Man, stop -blam!- around (literally!)! WE'VE GOT A RAMPANT SPACE DAMON ON THE LOOSE! The whole ship is at stake!
Well his threat is a bit less now, since his flux capacitors were damaged. He's sulking in the space-toilets now.


But what is that tapping the window of the air lock!


SPACE SETH ROGAN AND HE BROUGHT A FRIEND

We're doomed!

  • 12.01.2012 3:09 AM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: lI Maverick lI
Man, stop -blam!- around (literally!)! WE'VE GOT A RAMPANT SPACE DAMON ON THE LOOSE! The whole ship is at stake!
Well his threat is a bit less now, since his flux capacitors were damaged. He's sulking in the space-toilets now.


But what is that tapping the window of the air lock!


SPACE SETH ROGAN AND HE BROUGHT A FRIEND

We're doomed!
jesus

the universe just went full retard

  • 12.01.2012 3:10 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

*Slowly spreads cheeks and prods at your "docking bay"*
*I turn my head towards him and clacks my mandibles.*
Any time...


*Grabs hold of Vien's hips and thrusts inward with great force and continues to do so in slow and then fast intervals*

  • 12.01.2012 3:11 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: lI Maverick lI
Man, stop -blam!- around (literally!)! WE'VE GOT A RAMPANT SPACE DAMON ON THE LOOSE! The whole ship is at stake!
Well his threat is a bit less now, since his flux capacitors were damaged. He's sulking in the space-toilets now.


But what is that tapping the window of the air lock!


SPACE SETH ROGAN AND HE BROUGHT A FRIEND

We're doomed!
jesus

the universe just went full retard


NO TIME TO TALK! Grab as many salted crackers as you can and start throwing!

  • 12.01.2012 3:12 AM PDT