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Subject: This thread is a space ship


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: lI Maverick lI
Man, stop -blam!- around (literally!)! WE'VE GOT A RAMPANT SPACE DAMON ON THE LOOSE! The whole ship is at stake!
Well his threat is a bit less now, since his flux capacitors were damaged. He's sulking in the space-toilets now.


But what is that tapping the window of the air lock!


SPACE SETH ROGAN AND HE BROUGHT A FRIEND

We're doomed!
jesus

the universe just went full retard


NO TIME TO TALK! Grab as many salted crackers as you can and start throwing!
*arms nuke at 0:09 seconds, throws I at creatures face*

  • 12.01.2012 4:29 AM PDT
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It better be shaped like a dodecahedron that takes us through multiple wormholes to Vega. *waits until somebody get reference*

  • 12.01.2012 5:21 AM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

Open the pod bay doors.

  • 12.01.2012 5:22 AM PDT

http://bungie.me/sig/noble/Gladius42104.png

*Training in the gravity chamber from DBZ*

  • 12.01.2012 5:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: Gladius42104
*Training in the gravity chamber from DBZ*
I didn't know we even had one of them. What gravity are you training at, o' muscle bound one?

  • 12.01.2012 8:49 AM PDT

Nonsense!

you should walk bridge
see captin on floor
talk to crew
"captin is die"
"no"

  • 12.01.2012 9:06 AM PDT

-/
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[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]

I, the great Jeremy Crumpet, famous space-man, space-diagnose the lot of you to be space-mad. In accordance with space-regulation 1337, I am no longer permitted to lunch-breaks, as this could infect my space-sandwiches, with space-madness being highly contagious to rehydrated space-bread.

At this time I would like to offer you cups of space-tea while I enjoy my space-sandwich made of space-ham and cheese with no space-bread. The space-tea is to calm your nerves while I kindly inform you that your space-madness is causing you to space-out horribly, causing hallucinations and space-itis. I regret to tell you that you are in fact in a space-ship known as the USS-Flood, reputed as the largest and most unmanageable of the space-collective of ships known as the seventh-space-columns. You are currently in the holographic space-room dreaming all this space-madness up.

Also, I have totally been lying this whole time. I simply needed to distract you long enough to climb into my indestructible space-bot which will shield me from all harm. It has only one space-weakness but you could never possess the space-intelligence to figure that out! Mwahaha! Now mourn the loss of your space-sandwiches as I consume them all within the safety of my space-bot!

In the event that you do discover my space-bot's weakness, I could be persuaded to share with you some space-tea and space-sandwiches.

  • 12.01.2012 9:16 AM PDT

This reminds me of the Classic Space Adventures thing we did.

*arrives aboard ship*

Ey... anyone got snacks aboard here?

[Edited on 12.01.2012 9:20 AM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 9:18 AM PDT

No, it's not, it's a jumper.

  • 12.01.2012 9:20 AM PDT

Nonsense!

Shouldn't we have a crew roster or something?
If so, I've got dibs on bilge rat. Can there even be bilge rats on space ships?

  • 12.01.2012 9:23 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Oh God, it's MyNameIsCharlie X!

  • 12.01.2012 9:32 AM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

*uses intercom*

Is anybody alive on the ship? Please, report to the deck if you're alive.

  • 12.01.2012 11:56 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: iRdACheef619
*uses intercom*

Is anybody alive on the ship? Please, report to the deck if you're alive.


*Reports to deck*

  • 12.02.2012 12:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: Xerzaph
In the event that you do discover my space-bot's weakness, I could be persuaded to share with you some space-tea and space-sandwiches.
Well chap, the space-weakness of your space-bot wouldn't happen to be impeccable space-manners, would it? May I please to be having a sandwich sir? *radiates decorum*

[Edited on 12.02.2012 12:15 AM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 12:07 AM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

I volunteer to be the local soft-speaking, music-loving, mass-murdering fundamentalist scholar.

  • 12.02.2012 12:12 AM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: iRdACheef619
*uses intercom*

Is anybody alive on the ship? Please, report to the deck if you're alive.


*Reports to deck*
Ohai Seaman.

  • 12.02.2012 12:14 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: iRdACheef619
*uses intercom*

Is anybody alive on the ship? Please, report to the deck if you're alive.


*Reports to deck*
Ohai Seaman.


Seaman?

Who you calling Seaman?!

  • 12.02.2012 12:17 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

*I awaken in the armoury, looking around.*

Where is my attire?!

  • 12.02.2012 12:20 AM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*I awaken in the armoury, looking around.*

Where is my attire?!
Dragon held a set of recently-cleaned clothing in his hands but seemed concerned rather with reciting than speaking. "And so, he cast upon his robe and revealed his true form to the crowd. Many a gasp escaped a royal tongue as they gazed onto his being, shocked and awed. 'My body is wrapped in the significance of these petty pursuits... look carefully' he said, 'For you look upon nothing! Gaze upon perfection since nothing can be truly perfect'..."

[Edited on 12.02.2012 12:44 AM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 12:41 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*I awaken in the armoury, looking around.*

Where is my attire?!
Dragon held a set of recently-cleaned clothing in his hands but seemed concerned rather with reciting than speaking. "And so, he cast upon his robe and revealed his true form to the crowd. Many a gasp escaped a royal tongue as they gazed onto his being, shocked and awed. 'My body is wrapped in the significance of these petty pursuits -look carefully' he said... 'for you look upon nothing! Gaze upon perfection since nothing can be truly perfect'..."
The captain has my armour, I am not placing on your filthy cloth! And why give me a speech?

  • 12.02.2012 12:44 AM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*I awaken in the armoury, looking around.*

Where is my attire?!
Dragon held a set of recently-cleaned clothing in his hands but seemed concerned rather with reciting than speaking. "And so, he cast upon his robe and revealed his true form to the crowd. Many a gasp escaped a royal tongue as they gazed onto his being, shocked and awed. 'My body is wrapped in the significance of these petty pursuits -look carefully' he said... 'for you look upon nothing! Gaze upon perfection since nothing can be truly perfect'..."
The captain has my armour, I am not placing on your filthy cloth! And why give me a speech?
"Some would call me a patron of the arts... in a manner of speaking, they're sort of right. Sort of,"

[Edited on 12.02.2012 12:58 AM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 12:55 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
"Some would call me a patron of the arts... in a way, they're right."
At least you have one title. I'm usually called "Split-lip" or "squid head".

  • 12.02.2012 12:59 AM PDT
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You Eyeballin Me?

*SS Bungie V2 Docks with the ship.*

*Comes through airlock.*

Traffic Cones allowed here?

  • 12.02.2012 1:03 AM PDT

deviantART

Hello.

bing ting tang boom zing

Space.

  • 12.02.2012 1:03 AM PDT