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GOAT

I swear to god I just saw a bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold.

  • 12.02.2012 1:03 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: BlackHeaven
I swear to god I just saw a bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold.


*Throws Papayas into Cargo hold*

Don't worry, I stopped him dead in his tracks!

  • 12.02.2012 1:04 AM PDT

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Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: BlackHeaven
I swear to god I just saw a bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold.


*Throws Papayas into Cargo hold*

Don't worry, I stopped him dead in his tracks!


*Steals the fruit*

  • 12.02.2012 1:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: BlackHeaven
I swear to god I just saw a bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold.
Hes probaley looking for a stowaway on the ship.

  • 12.02.2012 1:06 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: WrongLord

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: BlackHeaven
I swear to god I just saw a bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold.


*Throws Papayas into Cargo hold*

Don't worry, I stopped him dead in his tracks!


*Steals the fruit*


Why would you do this?!

We needed those to stop the bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold!

  • 12.02.2012 1:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: WrongLord

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: BlackHeaven
I swear to god I just saw a bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold.


*Throws Papayas into Cargo hold*

Don't worry, I stopped him dead in his tracks!


*Steals the fruit*


Why would you do this?!

We needed those to stop the bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold!
I got this.

*Waddles into cargo hold.*

*Spawns enough Traffic Cones in there to overfill the hold.*

*Quickly waddles out cargo hold and shuts the door before Traffic Cones flow through it.*

Were good for now....Also if you are hungry just put 2 and 2 Traffic Cones together and eat them.

  • 12.02.2012 1:10 AM PDT

GOAT

I think the bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold is the stowaway.

Give the papayas back.

We need to set the trap.

  • 12.02.2012 1:10 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: BlackHeaven
I think the bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold is the stowaway.

Give the papayas back.

We need to set the trap.


I think I had some bear traps left in the...damn they're in the cargo hold with that creepy bald bastard.

He probably set some traps of his own, BlackHeaven, go stick your arm in there to see if he set any traps!

  • 12.02.2012 1:16 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

*I stagger out of the armoury with the lack of any clothing.*

Dammit all!

  • 12.02.2012 1:17 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: BlackHeaven
I think the bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold is the stowaway.

Give the papayas back.

We need to set the trap.


I think I had some bear traps left in the...damn they're in the cargo hold with that creepy bald bastard.

He probably set some traps of his own, BlackHeaven, go stick your arm in there to see if he set any traps!


It's ok, I got this.

*Walks through locked door while it's still locked and plants Papaya traps all over the cargo bay*

*Walks back out*

All done!

  • 12.02.2012 1:17 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Dragonzzilla
"Some would call me a patron of the arts... in a way, they're right."
At least you have one title. I'm usually called "Split-lip" or "squid head".


Some call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangsta of love, and some call me Maurice, Cause' I speak of the pompitous of love.

  • 12.02.2012 1:19 AM PDT

GOAT


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: BlackHeaven
I think the bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold is the stowaway.

Give the papayas back.

We need to set the trap.


I think I had some bear traps left in the...damn they're in the cargo hold with that creepy bald bastard.

He probably set some traps of his own, BlackHeaven, go stick your arm in there to see if he set any traps!


*sticks arm in*

*bear trap shuts on my arm*

*bear trap breaks*

Luckily I lift so damned much. (shoutout to TrussingDoor)


*enters cargo hold cautiously*

"Guys, come on! It's safe so far!"

*As we enter deeper into the hold, all the lights immediately shut off*

  • 12.02.2012 1:19 AM PDT

TRU7H. CARNAGE. BUNGIE

frog blast the vent core!

  • 12.02.2012 1:20 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Dragonzzilla
"Some would call me a patron of the arts... in a way, they're right."
At least you have one title. I'm usually called "Split-lip" or "squid head".


Some call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangsta of love, and some call me Maurice, Cause' I speak of the pompitous of love.
*I slowly walk towards him whilst chuckling lightly.*

People keep talking about me baby...

  • 12.02.2012 1:20 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: BlackHeaven
I think the bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the cargo hold is the stowaway.

Give the papayas back.

We need to set the trap.


I think I had some bear traps left in the...damn they're in the cargo hold with that creepy bald bastard.

He probably set some traps of his own, BlackHeaven, go stick your arm in there to see if he set any traps!


It's ok, I got this.

*Walks through locked door while it's still locked and plants Papaya traps all over the cargo bay*

*Walks back out*

All done!


Alright, good work Stolen, looks like your not so much of a Fruit after all!


Heh, get it?


*takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.02.2012 1:21 AM PDT

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

As you waste your breath complaining about life, Someone out there is breathing their last. Appreciate what you have.

If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.

This thread has had an impressive amount of replies

  • 12.02.2012 1:21 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Dragonzzilla
"Some would call me a patron of the arts... in a way, they're right."
At least you have one title. I'm usually called "Split-lip" or "squid head".


Some call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangsta of love, and some call me Maurice, Cause' I speak of the pompitous of love.
*I slowly walk towards him whilst chuckling lightly.*

People keep talking about me baby...


*Walks toward Vien*

Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong

  • 12.02.2012 1:22 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: ian11214
This thread has had an impressive amount of replies


If you think this is impressive, you should see my RP threads >.>

  • 12.02.2012 1:24 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Walks toward Vien*

Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
*I smile as I stop feet in front of him.*

But don't you worry baby don't worry.

  • 12.02.2012 1:24 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: ian11214
This thread has had an impressive amount of replies


Zoom zoom zoom.

  • 12.02.2012 1:26 AM PDT
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This region of space is dodgy. I'm engaging the infinite improbability drive again. I'll let you know how that turns out.

By the way Space Matt Damon is still in the toilets.

  • 12.02.2012 1:28 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Walks toward Vien*

Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
*I smile as I stop feet in front of him.*

But don't you worry baby don't worry.


Cause I'm right here right here right here right here at home

*Stands mere inches from Vien*

  • 12.02.2012 1:28 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Elegiac
This region of space is dodgy. I'm engaging the infinite improbability drive again. I'll let you know how that turns out.

By the way Space Matt Damon is still in the toilets.


Don't worry, he is too busy playing cards with Seth Rogan and Bob.

  • 12.02.2012 1:28 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Cause I'm right here right here right here right here at home

*Stands mere inches from Vien*
*I lean down and kisses him on the side of the face.*

I apologize for passing out earlier last night.

  • 12.02.2012 1:29 AM PDT