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Subject: What are some things Master Chief would suck at?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Since he this "extraordinary person" that has his luck ability, and the will to overcome any obstacle... What would he suck at?

No one is good at everything.

Please tell the group of what thing you think Chief sucks at.

  • 12.01.2012 7:43 AM PDT

"Wake me...when you need me."

The only thing the Chief sucks at is losing.

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My name is from Star Wars. Now you know.

Feel free to follow me on my twitter and stalk me.

Good social skills.

  • 12.01.2012 7:44 AM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

Secks and dating

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hugging people

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NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNĒ¢UM

Fitting into a compact car, ie Smart car, etc.

  • 12.01.2012 7:45 AM PDT

I am the Core. And I am not pleased.

Cooking

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Being short

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"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Politics

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I'm your biggest fan!

Anything arty. I can't see him being a good poet or artist.

  • 12.01.2012 7:46 AM PDT

She walks around and makes beaver noises.
What sound does a beaver make?
Wait...it's not a beaver. It's an otter noise.

Posted by: Endoterrik 13
Fitting into a compact car, ie Smart car, etc.

I can only imagine the frustration and embarrassment of him trying to fit into a Beetle.

  • 12.01.2012 7:47 AM PDT

What's up, bro-fist!

Posted by: Jzadek
Wanted to be master of DO NOT WANT, but in latin to show he's clever.

Using a toilet.

  • 12.01.2012 7:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: n0llemaster
Using a toilet.


I wonder what disaster the muscle augmentations would cause...

  • 12.01.2012 7:48 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Somehow I don't see him shopping at CostCo very well. People could die, and he'd still not get the 400 pack of hotdogs for the BBQ later that day...

  • 12.01.2012 7:48 AM PDT

hmm

Dating.

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Derp

sex

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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Hiding.

  • 12.01.2012 7:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Somehow I don't see him shopping at CostCo very well. People could die, and he'd still not get the 400 pack of hotdogs for the BBQ later that day...


Chief + 2 A.M. Black Friday shopping + Hordes and hordes of people pushing and shoving to get in = ???

  • 12.01.2012 7:52 AM PDT

Fragile item handling.

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Reporting for duty

Beating batman

  • 12.01.2012 7:55 AM PDT

I'm not a psycho. I'm cool. Calm your nipples.

Riding a bike.

  • 12.01.2012 7:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Talking to girls.

Hey, maybe he's closer to the average gamer than I thought.

  • 12.01.2012 7:57 AM PDT

Connor Morris

Making convo

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Per Audacia Ad Astra

Ironing.

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"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

Trying to use a Unicycle.

  • 12.01.2012 7:57 AM PDT

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