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Subject: I Knew Destiny Details Before All of You...

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P


Posted by: burritosenior
You're cramming this down our throats.

DEAD ORBIT IS BEST ORBIT!

C'mon, don't be a killjoy, there are plenty of threads you can find interest in across the whole site while avoiding threads you may not like, and if you can't find one, create one on a topic you may want to discuss with the community.

  • 12.01.2012 3:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: Tom T
Posted by: spartain ken 15
I don't mind these threads that much but come on, there is a new one of these every week (sometimes several times a week) all about the same thing.
Yeah. You should start making threads again, Ken. Show Helveck how it is done.

No...

  • 12.01.2012 4:06 PM PDT


Posted by: Zealot Tony
C'mon, don't be a killjoy, there are plenty of threads you can find interest in across the whole site while avoiding threads you may not like, and if you can't find one, create one on a topic you may want to discuss with the community.
If having standards makes me a killjoy, then I embrace it wholeheartedly. Something being unfunny is 'whatever.' Something unfunny being said over and over and over again? Annoying. It isn't a matter of 'don't look at it.' It's a matter of how if you come here you can't NOT look at it. It's a matter of crap threads being crap and wanting to tell the thread creators that their thread is crap so, ideally, they will learn and make higher quality threads in the future.

Guess I'm just not as good at thinking only in short term as a good number of people seem to be.

  • 12.01.2012 4:22 PM PDT

Same here. I asked if Bungie will be having annual releases. Everyone was saying "no".

Few months later, turns out they are having yearly titles.

  • 12.01.2012 4:23 PM PDT

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick


Posted by: Verachi
Posted by: Tom T
Posted by: spartain ken 15
I don't mind these threads that much but come on, there is a new one of these every week (sometimes several times a week) all about the same thing.
Yeah. You should start making threads again, Ken. Show Helveck how it is done.

No...


Shot Down In Flames.

  • 12.01.2012 4:26 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: The EAKLE

Posted by: JBSpudster
There is so much hypocrisy in this thread that it literally hurts my nipples to see it.

Guys, it's a non malicious joke thread. I got a kick out of it, but if you don't find it funny or entertaining, you are exactly one click away from never seeing it again. You are doing it wrong if you are doing anything else, lol.
Basically, this. You don't need to 'intervene' in someone else's good time.


Kind of ironic considering when people (not Helveck) make these, everyone is up in arms.

None of us hate joke threads, but this same joke has been running for far too long.
Honestly, just reading some of your posts in this thread it's like you think your opinion is law here or something. Telling people not to encourage the OP, having an 'intervention,' and deciding when a joke has gone on too long despite the fact that most of the posters in this thread are still enjoying it.

Let's be honest, everyone clicked this thread knowing it was going to be some silly, overly complicated conspiracy about Destiny, and we all knew we'd see DRAGONS. The difference is that some people came in here to joke around about it. Others knew this would annoy them, yet they all still decided to click on the thread, read the OP, and take the time to tell Helveck he's not funny (again, despite the fact that many people clearly got a kick out of this).

So the real question is why would you even click on Helveck's threads about Destiny if you knew you were going to dislike it? Does the thought of people liking a joke you don't annoy you so much that you have to try to spoil their good time? Do you get some thrill from acting superior to people trying to have fun?

Everyone just needs to chill out a bit. If people want to enjoy threads like this then let them. Like i asked before, is it really any more useless than the dozens of other threads turning speculation of a few concept pictures into arguments about games and mechanics just because it's lighthearted?

As for me, i knew this was going to be a silly 'OMG I knew Destiny was gonna have DRAGONS and snow' sort of thread, and i wasn't disappointed. I came here to be entertained and i was. What's wrong with that?

  • 12.01.2012 7:58 PM PDT

Key

I really badly want Bungie to put a cult of crazy people in the game who believe that Dragons brought The Traveler to the Last City and that The Traveler is a Dragon egg.

It would make me buy three copies of the game, no joke.

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  • 12.01.2012 8:08 PM PDT

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  • 12.01.2012 8:12 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

So what other secrets are you hiding, Mr. Helveck?

  • 12.01.2012 8:16 PM PDT

I'm a non-believer. What an amazing coincidence!

Or, I don't know... It's really hard to miss clues like that...

  • 12.01.2012 8:45 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

You expect to simply dish them all out at once? Preposterous!
Posted by: M4L1K jr
So what other secrets are you hiding, Mr. Helveck?

  • 12.01.2012 8:47 PM PDT
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  • 12.01.2012 9:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
wut. . .

No really, what are you even talking about

  • 12.01.2012 9:27 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Why is this thread getting more hate than my threads, we all know I am the worst thread maker on bungie.net. I personally found this ironic and clever.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 10:18 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 10:17 PM PDT
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I?

I am a monument to all your sins.

Or, you could have just, you know, told us...

  • 12.02.2012 5:02 AM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

And risked being permanently banned for exposing proprietary intel? Ha! Yeah right.
Posted by: danman101
Or, you could have just, you know, told us...

  • 12.02.2012 5:22 AM PDT

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I have been converted.


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  • 12.02.2012 6:38 AM PDT

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Those of you who feel the urge to go out of your way to decry everything on this board that you don't like should give it a rest. Your backseat-moderating is obnoxious. Cut it out, please.

  • 12.02.2012 7:32 AM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.


Posted by: Helveck
And risked being permanently banned for exposing proprietary intel? Ha! Yeah right.
Posted by: danman101
Or, you could have just, you know, told us...
Did you just admit to doing something perma-ban worthy?


I'm telling on you.

  • 12.02.2012 8:56 AM PDT

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  • 12.02.2012 9:03 AM PDT
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The Black Chapter!

Obviously I don't want to risk you getting stitched up for giving away information before Bungie are happy, but I must know:

Are these "Snogard" Guarding the snow, or guards who simply happen to be in snow?

If the former, what is so special about this snow that they must guard it? And what are they guarding it from?

  • 12.02.2012 9:14 AM PDT

Posted by: Telec
Obviously I don't want to risk you getting stitched up for giving away information before Bungie are happy, but I must know:

Are these "Snogard" Guarding the snow, or guards who simply happen to be in snow?

If the former, what is so special about this snow that they must guard it? And what are they guarding it from?
I thought that they were guards made of snow, and so by guarding the snow, they are guarding themselves.

  • 12.02.2012 9:18 AM PDT

Key


Posted by: Telec
Obviously I don't want to risk you getting stitched up for giving away information before Bungie are happy, but I must know:

Are these "Snogard" Guarding the snow, or guards who simply happen to be in snow?

If the former, what is so special about this snow that they must guard it? And what are they guarding it from?
Perhaps the snow is on Holy Land? Perhaps The Traveler has, in some way, blessed the snow? Maybe The Traveler runs on snow, and hence it has become a something protected by the Snogard?

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  • 12.02.2012 9:20 AM PDT

Technically the name "Destiny" wasn't confirmed. I refer to it as "Ryan's Adventure" for the lulz because they are both equally accurate.

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[Edited on 12.02.2012 9:33 AM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 9:33 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

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DMH

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Posted by: True Underdog
Those of you who feel the urge to go out of your way to decry everything on this board that you don't like should give it a rest. Your backseat-moderating is obnoxious. Cut it out, please.
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  • 12.02.2012 9:34 AM PDT