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Subject: Who wins the battle of wits?

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Poll: Who wins the battle of wits?  [closed]
Batman:  70%
(26 Votes)
Mr Fantastic:  30%
(11 Votes)
Total Votes: 37

Both of these characters are cheaters. Both always have an out through some method of preplanning we aren't shown.

Batman has his plot driven belt, and Mr Fantastic has his lab.

Who would win in a battle of wits? Keep in mind, Mr Fantastic ALSO has a plan to take out every one in the Marvel Universe.

THIS WILL NOT BE A PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION.

The first one to throw a punch or anything violent is disqualified and the other declared the victor.

So, who wins?

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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Inconceivable.

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Richards is -blam!-ing useless. Batman all the way.

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What are they battling over?

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Posted by: And Im Here Too
Richards is -blam!-ing useless. Batman all the way.
Useless? He's the smartest man in the Marvel Universe.

The "Council of Reeds" (an inter-dimensional cabal of him) threaten to unmake reality...

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Never get into a battle of wits with an idiot, because the idiot will always win said battle of wits.

Now... who's stubborn and illogical?

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Posted by: And Im Here Too
Richards is -blam!-ing useless. Batman all the way.
Useless? He's the smartest man in the Marvel Universe.

The "Council of Reeds" (an inter-dimensional cabal of him) threaten to unmake reality...



...And yet, any time he's needed most, he can't seem to do anything.

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I be trippin'.

I'm a total Batman fanboy, but I'll admit Mr. Fantastic would score higher on a test.

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Richards is -blam!-ing useless. Batman all the way.
Useless? He's the smartest man in the Marvel Universe.

The "Council of Reeds" (an inter-dimensional cabal of him) threaten to unmake reality...


Unmaking reality? Well, if they can do that, then Bats might as well just put up his cape.

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Posted by: And Im Here Too
Richards is -blam!-ing useless. Batman all the way.
Useless? He's the smartest man in the Marvel Universe.

The "Council of Reeds" (an inter-dimensional cabal of him) threaten to unmake reality...


Seems like you already knew the answer before you posted this...

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I'm not completely sure what you're asking, but Richards is the smarter man.

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Given that Batman's main goal may be to freeze Fantastic, that would not be too hard to achieve. However, Mr Fantastic would not, I think, allow himself to be in such a situation. Furthermore, Batman has the disadvantage in that he has a much easier body to entrap and/or mortally wound, though the same applies, he would not allow himself to be in that situation.

In short, I can see neither achieving the upper hand in a one-on-one battle of wits.

Granted, I don't think the Bat could ever beat him at chess.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 9:35 AM PST]

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Posted by: RECON828
I'm not completely sure what you're asking, but Richards is the smarter man.


In a battle involving only brains, no fists or legs, which of the given two would win?

  • 12.01.2012 9:34 AM PDT

Who is Mr. Fantastic?

I thought you were gonna say Fantastic Four and then I would've had to have shot you.

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Posted by: Mitochondrion
Who is Mr. Fantastic?

I thought you were gonna say Fantastic Four and then I would've had to have shot you.
Reed Richards is also known as Mr Fantastic, of the Fantastic Four.

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Posted by: Mitochondrion
Who is Mr. Fantastic?

O_O ...You said what?

[Edited on 12.01.2012 9:39 AM PST]

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Reed is nowhere near the level that Batman is on.

Come back when he's outsmarted gods and saved all of reality twice.

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Posted by: WEE MAN MJJC
Reed is nowhere near the level that Batman is on.

Come back when he's outsmarted gods and saved all of reality twice.
Actually, Reed has done that...several times...

Several of the recurring characters in the Fantastic Four have been Eternity, Chaos, Death... The Stranger... Not to mention his kid has god like powers as well.

So, yeah, he's done that probably more than Batman. Richards doesn't thwart bank robberies. He's more the Cosmic Threat sort.

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Posted by: WEE MAN MJJC
Reed is nowhere near the level that Batman is on.

Come back when he's outsmarted gods and saved all of reality twice.
Actually, Reed has done that...several times...

Several of the recurring characters in the Fantastic Four have been Eternity, Chaos, Death... The Stranger... Not to mention his kid has god like powers as well.

So, yeah, he's done that probably more than Batman. Richards doesn't thwart bank robberies. He's more the Cosmic Threat sort.


Don't forget to add galactus to that list. And he's saved asgaard several times as well.

Richard has this hands down.

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Actually, Reed has done that...several times...

Source then? He pretty much failed at trying to take down the Mad Celestials.

Several of the recurring characters in the Fantastic Four have been Eternity, Chaos, Death... The Stranger...
When did this happen? I don't remember the FF being a team chocked full of omnipotents.

Not to mention his kid has god like powers as well.
Because he's an Omega level mutant.

So, yeah, he's done that probably more than Batman. Richards doesn't thwart bank robberies. He's more the Cosmic Threat sort.
And I've yet to see him shoot Darkseid in the face, defeat Owlman to save reality, and live through 5000 years of Earth's history to save reality, again.

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Actually, Reed has done that...several times...

Source then? He pretty much failed at trying to take down the Mad Celestials.

Several of the recurring characters in the Fantastic Four have been Eternity, Chaos, Death... The Stranger...
When did this happen? I don't remember the FF being a team chocked full of omnipotents.

Not to mention his kid has god like powers as well.
Because he's an Omega level mutant.

So, yeah, he's done that probably more than Batman. Richards doesn't thwart bank robberies. He's more the Cosmic Threat sort.
And I've yet to see him shoot Darkseid in the face, defeat Owlman to save reality, and live through 5000 years of Earth's history to save reality, again.


..seriously?

Do you even read comics?

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Posted by: WEE MAN MJJC

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Actually, Reed has done that...several times...

Source then? He pretty much failed at trying to take down the Mad Celestials.

Several of the recurring characters in the Fantastic Four have been Eternity, Chaos, Death... The Stranger...
When did this happen? I don't remember the FF being a team chocked full of omnipotents.

Not to mention his kid has god like powers as well.
Because he's an Omega level mutant.

So, yeah, he's done that probably more than Batman. Richards doesn't thwart bank robberies. He's more the Cosmic Threat sort.
And I've yet to see him shoot Darkseid in the face, defeat Owlman to save reality, and live through 5000 years of Earth's history to save reality, again.


..seriously?

Do you even read comics?


He's right on most of those points. Although the Fantastic Four has saved reality and defeated some pretty big fish in their time as well as Batman.

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