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  • 12.01.2012 10:22 AM PDT

Farts smell.

  • 12.01.2012 10:22 AM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

They're stinky.

  • 12.01.2012 10:23 AM PDT


Posted by: WinyPit82
They're stinky.

But sneezes can get you sick or worse.

  • 12.01.2012 10:24 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: Binman59
Farts smell.


/thread

  • 12.01.2012 10:24 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: juniorbandit96

Posted by: WinyPit82
They're stinky.

But sneezes can get you sick or worse.


Yes but getting sick is only a possibility. While smelly farts is almost certainty. Also farts are nasty.

  • 12.01.2012 10:25 AM PDT

You, I don't like you.

Posted by: WinyPit82
They're stinky.

Sneezes can make a horrible saliva smell.

  • 12.01.2012 10:25 AM PDT

Dat stench.

  • 12.01.2012 10:25 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: juniorbandit96

Posted by: WinyPit82
They're stinky.

But sneezes can get you sick or worse.


You can catch a sneeze with a tissue.

You can't do that with a fart.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 10:27 AM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 10:26 AM PDT


Posted by: IslocStarkiller

Posted by: juniorbandit96

Posted by: WinyPit82
They're stinky.

But sneezes can get you sick or worse.


You can catch a sneeze with a tissue.

You can't do that with a fart.

Or can you...?

  • 12.01.2012 10:27 AM PDT

The problem is, some people think that their farts are pleasant, while they can strip the varnish off of a footlocker and eat the stitches out of Levi's.

They eat the fiber equivalent of an entire wicker swing set.

TL;DR....Dat smell.....

  • 12.01.2012 10:28 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

Don't fart in public

  • 12.01.2012 10:30 AM PDT

Connor Morris

To everyone saying farts smell


Sneezes are contagious

  • 12.01.2012 10:32 AM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

You generally have more control of it.

It does not bother me though.

  • 12.01.2012 10:34 AM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: deathjudge2006
To everyone saying farts smell


Sneezes are contagious


so is yawning :O

  • 12.01.2012 10:35 AM PDT
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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Because nobody wants to smell your ass air.

  • 12.01.2012 10:40 AM PDT