- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I am "Scrooge McGamer"
I am a wealthy suburbanite that complains about everything not going my way, when in actuality everything has always gone my way and I have never known pain nor hunger.
I will spend my days complaining online about the declining quality of games, while kicking around my pet developer, Bungie Cratchit. I will always tell them that I am a hardcore gamer and they must cater to me.
One night I'll be visited by 3 ghosts. The first, the Ghost of Gaming Past, will show me that games were designed to be fun, and not played competitively. I'll be shown myself happily playing Mario and Golden Eye for hours, having fun and not worrying about my K/D ratio.
Then the Ghost of Gaming Present will come and show me that the way I have been playing is ruining the gaming industry, who caters to me, even though I am a minority (albeit a loud one.)
Finally the Ghost of Gaming Future will visit, showing me what will happen when all games are MP, all players ranked by a K/D ratio, and what massive asses everyone has become.
I will be put back into my bed, screaming that I don't want to be a MLG wannabe douche, and that I will change.
Finally I'll just forget about it all, log onto the Flood and post about how much I hate COD, because deep down I'm just an ignorant twit, incapable of learning a lesson.