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Subject: Flood's scrooge tale!

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

In this you are the main character. Who are your three 'ghosts' and what are your three events you visit with them.
Also, do you like Christmas?

  • 12.01.2012 1:27 PM PDT

Santy Clawz

  • 12.01.2012 1:27 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

The Ghost of Bungie's Past, Present and Future.

I visit the beginning, present and future of Bungie Studios.
Christmas isn't as fun as it used to be.

  • 12.01.2012 1:28 PM PDT

So you went to the trouble of clicking on my profile, either to send a group invite or hate message, or to check my Halo stats and call me a BK. I like Peanut Butter Waffles.

Funny, cause I'm Scrooge in my School Play!

  • 12.01.2012 1:57 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I am "Scrooge McGamer"

I am a wealthy suburbanite that complains about everything not going my way, when in actuality everything has always gone my way and I have never known pain nor hunger.

I will spend my days complaining online about the declining quality of games, while kicking around my pet developer, Bungie Cratchit. I will always tell them that I am a hardcore gamer and they must cater to me.

One night I'll be visited by 3 ghosts. The first, the Ghost of Gaming Past, will show me that games were designed to be fun, and not played competitively. I'll be shown myself happily playing Mario and Golden Eye for hours, having fun and not worrying about my K/D ratio.

Then the Ghost of Gaming Present will come and show me that the way I have been playing is ruining the gaming industry, who caters to me, even though I am a minority (albeit a loud one.)

Finally the Ghost of Gaming Future will visit, showing me what will happen when all games are MP, all players ranked by a K/D ratio, and what massive asses everyone has become.

I will be put back into my bed, screaming that I don't want to be a MLG wannabe douche, and that I will change.

Finally I'll just forget about it all, log onto the Flood and post about how much I hate COD, because deep down I'm just an ignorant twit, incapable of learning a lesson.

  • 12.01.2012 2:05 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

So, no one liked my story?

*sadface*

  • 12.01.2012 3:06 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: WitchDocktor

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
So, no one liked my story?

*sadface*
Check your inbox, Charlie.
That's why I bumped it.

*sadder face*

  • 12.01.2012 3:16 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Charlie's post is what I expected the flood to post, he delivered. I really liked it charlie :)

  • 12.01.2012 3:20 PM PDT
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Ghost of Jimi Hendrix x3.
And I visit the last 3 concerts I went to. All Roger Waters.

Super awesome fun time.

  • 12.01.2012 3:22 PM PDT