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Subject: 10 choices, pick 1

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

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I'd pick the toilet, sounds like the one that would be the most useful in everyday life. Plus I don't think I have ever sat on a really comfortable toilet before.

  • 12.01.2012 3:57 PM PDT

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfTAPN_3q4Q

The monocle. I will never have questions about people ever again, plus constant insta pr0n of whoever I want

[Edited on 12.01.2012 3:59 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 3:59 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

I'm stuck between the Mech, Ironman Suit, or the monocle...

  • 12.01.2012 3:59 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Obtain the One Ring without corruption?
World domination, here I come!

  • 12.01.2012 3:59 PM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

The pillow would be pretty legit.

  • 12.01.2012 4:00 PM PDT
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I picked the Mech but then he stole the One Ring and the monocle so now I have 3!

  • 12.01.2012 4:01 PM PDT

I really don't understand why I have a signature.

I'm torn between the Iron Man suit and the magical bath robe.

  • 12.01.2012 4:01 PM PDT

So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you!

I'd go for the ring.

  • 12.01.2012 4:01 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Hands down the keyboard.

Or wait....maybe the toilet, leaning toward keyboard though.

  • 12.01.2012 4:02 PM PDT

Whatever as always.

bath robe.
I AM THE NEXT WATER BENDER.

  • 12.01.2012 4:03 PM PDT

If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress is...

For me it's between the Wisdom Toilet and the Pillow. :/

  • 12.01.2012 4:03 PM PDT

I chose the Monocle

I was going for keyboard, but that doesn't make the game come to life, just the ideas.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 4:06 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 4:03 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh

Wisdom toilet would allow me to get through university far easier, and would also help me on my Descartes essay right now.

  • 12.01.2012 4:04 PM PDT

Monocle.
Bath Robe And Iron Man Suit Are Both Pretty Good Seconds Though.

  • 12.01.2012 4:04 PM PDT
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Iron Man suit. I'll show off.

Pillow maybe.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 4:06 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 4:04 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

The pillow.

  • 12.01.2012 4:04 PM PDT
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The pill.

Immortal JMcDon lol.

  • 12.01.2012 4:05 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

In order of my preference;
Monocle - infinite sight
Bath Robe - water manipulation
Keyboard - can create Tron
Pillow - Yes
Iron Man suit - Vigilante
The Ring - Invisibility
Wisdom Toilet - New knowledge could lead to breakthroughs
Reincarnation Pill - Could save life if death is imminent
Mech - Would use for fun or sell to military
Robot Wars - Worst option

WOAH WOAH WOAH, chaz;
Can't I just take the reincarnation pill, kill myself or die by others means, and reincarnate as an immortal?

[Edited on 12.01.2012 4:08 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 4:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

I think all the other choices would be cool at first but don't have much in the way of long term investment value.

Iron Man Suit: Use would be restricted by law and such like, I'd get bored of it after a while and everyone else would want to use it.

Ring: I don't want ultimate power, I prefer life to be normal

Monocle: Again I think I'd just get a bit bored of it and people would constantly ask why I have a monocle

Mech: What the hell am I going to do with a mech?

Keyboard: I use a laptop and I am not into games enough for the magic power to be useful

Pill: I'm fine with my current situation

Robot Wars: I do miss that show but meh

Bath Robe: Again, I like life that makes sense and I wouldn't be able to use it in public without causing a -blam!-storm

Pillow: Between sun down and sun up is sleep time, not fictional character time


Wisdeom Toilet: Legit 24/7, become wise man, transfer skills to everyday life and enjoy intelligence

[Edited on 12.01.2012 4:08 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Either the bath robe or the monocle.

  • 12.01.2012 4:10 PM PDT

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M.i - Macklemore - e-dubble - OnCue

If you hate on rap it is simply because you are not cultured enough to understand it.

Toilet or Pill

Iron Man Suit - probably 3rd place pick, would be fun as hell.

Ring - Dunno what it does. Don't care. Never seen the movies.

Monocle - cool but probably not all that practical also don't wanna look like an idiot wearing that thing.

Mech - pretty much the Iron Man suit but incredibly worthless.

Keyboard - Don't care, worthless.

Robot Wars - Don't care, stupid.

Bathrobe - Would probably be pretty awesome once you get used to it but I don't care to think that deep into this.

Pillow - weird, creepy.


Toilet is incredibly practical, I constantly look for advice when I get stuck or confused. Gimme that all-knowing Toilet.

Pill would also be incredibly useful. Getting another shot at life with a lifetime of experiences already gathered. Also perfect aesthetics make it that much better.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 4:13 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 4:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Posted by: Bungie Sam
WOAH WOAH WOAH, chaz;
Can't I just take the reincarnation pill, kill myself or die by others means, and reincarnate as an immortal?
If you really want to I guess

Bear in mind that none of your friends will know you because original you died and being immortal sucks anyway

  • 12.01.2012 4:13 PM PDT
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So can i -blam!- the pillow if i make it turn into juilet from lollipop chainsaw?

  • 12.01.2012 4:13 PM PDT

The pill if I get a new one every time I reincarnate. Otherwise either the bathrobe or ring.

  • 12.01.2012 4:14 PM PDT