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Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If penises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport
Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.
Posted by: The Weeknd
Does the toilet make me a wizard?Gives you useful insights when you sit on it and as a result it is the most practical one in real life.
Posted by: RECON828
Posted by: teh Chaz
Posted by: RECON828
Dammit just noticed superhuman powers are removed.
I'd still pick the pillow, but it wouldn't be quite as awesome. I wonder if you could still bring someone like batman or Stark to life and have them make you cool stuff. I don't see why not.
What would happen if the fictional character that came to life stole the pillow and made its own fictional character?
Oh my God you could make an army!They'd all disappear at sunrise
Pillow confirmed for useless novelty
You could do a lot in one night. Besides, you could spawn up fictional geniuses and stuff. What's to stop you writing your own fiction and then bringing it to life?Whether that would count as superhuman power I'm not sure
EDIT: Guys, just because you can spawn some unbelievably hot woman doesn't mean she'd instantly have sex with you.This
Posted by: spirit of sand
Posted by: teh Chaz
Those other two would be more trouble than they're worth if used fully or not very good if used in moderation.HowRobe: Used fully, like in public and stuff. "OH MY GOD THAT GUY CONTROLS WATER. SHOW US HOW. GO ON THE NEWS. LET US FILM YOU. WEAPONISE IT FOR US."
Used in private. Awesome, you can make pretty patterns in the shower but only if you're wearing a bathrobe what the hell.
Ring:
Used fully. "DANGEROUS. MAD WITH POWER. TOO POWERFUL, WE NEED TO KEEP HIM IN CHECK. WEAPONISE IT FOR US." Also world domination seems like a real hassle.
Used in private. Awesome you can turn invisible. That said, you sneak around places but still I'd prefer the toilet.
[Edited on 12.01.2012 4:39 PM PST]