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Subject: 10 choices, pick 1

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Either the bath robe or the monocle. Hmm.

  • 12.01.2012 4:26 PM PDT

Hi! How you doin'?

Sometimes, all you need are a couple giant explosions to get you through the day.

I just realized how absolutely retarded my statement was.

Sorry 'bout that.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 4:29 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 4:27 PM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

Dammit just noticed superhuman powers are removed.

I'd still pick the pillow, but it wouldn't be quite as awesome. I wonder if you could still bring someone like batman or Stark to life and have them make you cool stuff. I don't see why not.

What would happen if the fictional character that came to life stole the pillow and made its own fictional character?

Oh my God you could make an army!

  • 12.01.2012 4:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Posted by: spirit of sand
Can't decide between the toilet, the ring or the bathrobe.

I wanted the pill but I realized that would be depressing.
Toilet is the only practical choice.

Those other two would be more trouble than they're worth if used fully or not very good if used in moderation.

  • 12.01.2012 4:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Posted by: PunxsatownyPhil
Bath Robe, Toilet, or Monocle. Though beyond invisibility I don't totally know what the One Ring can do.

Actually, fictional character pillow could be cool. Turn it into a scientist from sci-fi, ask them how to build the warp engine of their fiction and stuff. Assuming the power of the pillow could make things that would not in real life work, work.
Superhuman abilities removed remember.

That would mainly cover everything that doesn't make sense in the real world.

  • 12.01.2012 4:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Posted by: RECON828
Dammit just noticed superhuman powers are removed.

I'd still pick the pillow, but it wouldn't be quite as awesome. I wonder if you could still bring someone like batman or Stark to life and have them make you cool stuff. I don't see why not.

What would happen if the fictional character that came to life stole the pillow and made its own fictional character?

Oh my God you could make an army!
They'd all disappear at sunrise

Pillow confirmed for useless novelty

  • 12.01.2012 4:30 PM PDT

Champagne I'm sipping on, the sh­it tastes different, don't it? You know what? You right
It's like the best damn champagne I had in my life
"When you coming home?" That's a text from my wife
I told her run a bubble bath
And float in that motherfu­cker like a hovercraft
And soak in that mother­fu­cker 'til I call you back
I mean, who says sh­it like that, and doesn't laugh?(..... Heh)

Does the toilet make me a wizard?

  • 12.01.2012 4:30 PM PDT


Posted by: teh Chaz
Posted by: spirit of sand
Can't decide between the toilet, the ring or the bathrobe.

I wanted the pill but I realized that would be depressing.
Toilet is the only practical choice.

Those other two would be more trouble than they're worth if used fully or not very good if used in moderation.
But with the pillow, me and Black Widow from the Avengers are Ba-ba-banging.

  • 12.01.2012 4:30 PM PDT

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Like what?
"Oh hey honey im going to virtually destroy oh.... 10 or so interplanetary species and hopefully become a god after I have a cataclysmic suicide!"

Monocle, imagine how much science we could achieve! how much technology we could master!

  • 12.01.2012 4:31 PM PDT

The pillow!

I can finally meet my favourite characters!

  • 12.01.2012 4:31 PM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!


Posted by: teh Chaz
Posted by: RECON828
Dammit just noticed superhuman powers are removed.

I'd still pick the pillow, but it wouldn't be quite as awesome. I wonder if you could still bring someone like batman or Stark to life and have them make you cool stuff. I don't see why not.

What would happen if the fictional character that came to life stole the pillow and made its own fictional character?

Oh my God you could make an army!
They'd all disappear at sunrise

Pillow confirmed for useless novelty

You could do a lot in one night. Besides, you could spawn up fictional geniuses and stuff. What's to stop you writing your own fiction and then bringing it to life?

EDIT: Guys, just because you can spawn some unbelievably hot woman doesn't mean she'd instantly have sex with you.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 4:32 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 4:31 PM PDT

What is love? Baby don't hurt me...


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The pillow.

  • 12.01.2012 4:31 PM PDT
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Ugh, I can't decide between the pill, or the mech...

  • 12.01.2012 4:32 PM PDT

Nobody else has been that guy yet, so i'll do it.

Pillow, since, because, anime girls.

  • 12.01.2012 4:32 PM PDT

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i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck


Posted by: teh Chaz
Those other two would be more trouble than they're worth if used fully or not very good if used in moderation.
How

  • 12.01.2012 4:32 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

The 'Mech, because I am a sucker for Battletech.

  • 12.01.2012 4:33 PM PDT


Posted by: RECON828
Guys, just because you can spawn some unbelievably hot woman doesn't mean she'd instantly have sex with you.
I would strap the pillow down before I would make it transform.

  • 12.01.2012 4:34 PM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!


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Posted by: RECON828
Guys, just because you can spawn some unbelievably hot woman doesn't mean she'd instantly have sex with you.
I would strap the pillow down before I would make it transform.

OK I think it's time for me to leave this thread.

  • 12.01.2012 4:35 PM PDT
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The suit or the pillow.

  • 12.01.2012 4:35 PM PDT
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Yup.

These are tough. I'd say Wisdom toilet.

  • 12.01.2012 4:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Posted by: The Weeknd
Does the toilet make me a wizard?
Gives you useful insights when you sit on it and as a result it is the most practical one in real life.

Posted by: RECON828
Posted by: teh Chaz
Posted by: RECON828
Dammit just noticed superhuman powers are removed.

I'd still pick the pillow, but it wouldn't be quite as awesome. I wonder if you could still bring someone like batman or Stark to life and have them make you cool stuff. I don't see why not.

What would happen if the fictional character that came to life stole the pillow and made its own fictional character?

Oh my God you could make an army!
They'd all disappear at sunrise

Pillow confirmed for useless novelty

You could do a lot in one night. Besides, you could spawn up fictional geniuses and stuff. What's to stop you writing your own fiction and then bringing it to life?
Whether that would count as superhuman power I'm not sure

EDIT: Guys, just because you can spawn some unbelievably hot woman doesn't mean she'd instantly have sex with you.This

Posted by: spirit of sand
Posted by: teh Chaz
Those other two would be more trouble than they're worth if used fully or not very good if used in moderation.
How
Robe: Used fully, like in public and stuff. "OH MY GOD THAT GUY CONTROLS WATER. SHOW US HOW. GO ON THE NEWS. LET US FILM YOU. WEAPONISE IT FOR US."

Used in private. Awesome, you can make pretty patterns in the shower but only if you're wearing a bathrobe what the hell.

Ring:
Used fully. "DANGEROUS. MAD WITH POWER. TOO POWERFUL, WE NEED TO KEEP HIM IN CHECK. WEAPONISE IT FOR US." Also world domination seems like a real hassle.

Used in private. Awesome you can turn invisible. That said, you sneak around places but still I'd prefer the toilet.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 4:39 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 4:38 PM PDT

Posted by: iamironman4611
"Hello, I am Ring Moniter 666 John Cena".


Posted by: teh Chaz
Posted by: PunxsatownyPhil
Bath Robe, Toilet, or Monocle. Though beyond invisibility I don't totally know what the One Ring can do.

Actually, fictional character pillow could be cool. Turn it into a scientist from sci-fi, ask them how to build the warp engine of their fiction and stuff. Assuming the power of the pillow could make things that would not in real life work, work.
Superhuman abilities removed remember.

That would mainly cover everything that doesn't make sense in the real world.
Having knowledge relevant to your time period isn't superhuman.

  • 12.01.2012 4:41 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

What does the One Ring do, anyway?

  • 12.01.2012 4:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Posted by: PunxsatownyPhil
Posted by: teh Chaz
Posted by: PunxsatownyPhil
Bath Robe, Toilet, or Monocle. Though beyond invisibility I don't totally know what the One Ring can do.

Actually, fictional character pillow could be cool. Turn it into a scientist from sci-fi, ask them how to build the warp engine of their fiction and stuff. Assuming the power of the pillow could make things that would not in real life work, work.
Superhuman abilities removed remember.

That would mainly cover everything that doesn't make sense in the real world.
Having knowledge relevant to your time period isn't superhuman.
A lot of sci-fi "science" doesn't actually make sense and mainly serves as a plot device.

  • 12.01.2012 4:42 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

What can I do with these fictional pillow characters . . .

  • 12.01.2012 4:44 PM PDT