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Subject: Best success moments with the opposite sex?
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The biggest success I've had was I got my sporty girlfriend to dye her hair rainbow (I like colorful hair). There was much glorious sex to be had thereafter.

So flood, what were your best moments with the opposite sex

inb4consensualsexinthemissionarypositionforthepurepurpseofpro creation
inb4opcan'tinb4

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  • 12.01.2012 4:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

she looked at me once

i felt like a alfa mail

  • 12.01.2012 4:41 PM PDT

this one time

i got my mommy to make me a sandwich when i asked her nicely

  • 12.01.2012 4:42 PM PDT

Well, I've been economical with the truth.

Kissing my girlfriend for the first time. A few more days and it'd be a year since we started dating.

  • 12.01.2012 4:42 PM PDT

turdly cringe worthy posts incoming

  • 12.01.2012 4:43 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

One time, I talked to a girl and she didn't file a restraining order on me.

  • 12.01.2012 4:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: thebuzzardbait
this one time

i got my mommy to make me a sandwich when i asked her nicely


Holy hell. I will never live up to those standards.

OT: Consensual sex in the missionary position for the pure purpose of procreation.

  • 12.01.2012 4:43 PM PDT

i convinced a girl in the pub to come back with me


then i threw up down her top

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Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
One time, I talked to a girl and she didn't file a restraining order on me.


Should have raped.

  • 12.01.2012 4:45 PM PDT

Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.

I got to third base with a female in 15 minutes.


Bow down plebes.

  • 12.01.2012 4:45 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: TrussingDoor
I got to third base with a female in 15 minutes.


Bow down plebes.
I used the "You, come on, and bring your friend" line, and it worked.

  • 12.01.2012 4:49 PM PDT
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Sex

  • 12.01.2012 4:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911
Sex


More information nao.

  • 12.01.2012 4:53 PM PDT
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This one time I put my dick in one.

  • 12.01.2012 4:55 PM PDT

Well, I've been economical with the truth.


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Posted by: Deadlights911
Sex


More information nao.
Brokeback mountain.

  • 12.01.2012 4:55 PM PDT
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I have literally created life. That's about as successful as you can get, right?

  • 12.01.2012 4:58 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

A girl talked to me once!

I don't think any of you could compare to that.

  • 12.01.2012 4:58 PM PDT

2nd account
Original: http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=2512387
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Like what?
"Oh hey honey im going to virtually destroy oh.... 10 or so interplanetary species and hopefully become a god after I have a cataclysmic suicide!"

Sleped over at her house, played rock band till about 2.. then lied down. We had sex 5ish times in 4 hours, it was amazing.. we then proceded to shread on her custom jackson soloist and MM-Jon petrucci until the wee hours of the morning.. then we collapsed and sleped till about 4PM

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Posted by: HD PVR
I have literally created life. That's about as successful as you can get, right?


Nope.

If you had twins, you'd be twice as successful.

  • 12.01.2012 5:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
A girl talked to me once!

I don't think any of you could compare to that.

Well, I guess sex (oral as well)...
Even though, sometimes, hanging out can be just as good, if it's the right person.

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  • 12.01.2012 5:05 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

That moment when I truely fall in love with her and I see that she loves me back.

Thats "Best success moment" for me.

  • 12.01.2012 5:13 PM PDT
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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Last night, had a few drinks with a girl on my floor. Got her back in my dorm and got to 3rd base.

  • 12.01.2012 5:14 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

She said "hi" to me.

  • 12.01.2012 5:15 PM PDT

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