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Subject: Best success moments with the opposite sex?

I'm not a psycho. I'm cool. Calm your nipples.

I said something sly.

She was all over me within a second. Too bad I didn't get I didn't get as far as sex.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 5:17 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 5:17 PM PDT

Me and one of my girlfriends were going 3rd base at the very front seat in the movie theater it gave me such an excited feel like you knew everyone was watching you but at the same time it felt like we were the only two there.

  • 12.01.2012 5:19 PM PDT


Posted by: SHOTTY SNIP3R
Me and one of my girlfriends were going 3rd base at the very front seat in the movie theater it gave me such an excited feel like you knew everyone was watching you but at the same time it felt like we were the only two there.

Yes no doubt all the litte kids trying to actually watch wreck it ralph enjoyed it too

  • 12.01.2012 5:25 PM PDT

my wiener in her -blam!-

  • 12.01.2012 5:26 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: TrussingDoor
I got to third base with a female in 15 minutes.


Bow down plebes.
I used the "You, come on, and bring your friend" line, and it worked.



Two different past girlfriends of mine suggested if I'd like to do a threesome and my dick took over my brain and I said yes and they turned around and got mad at me for wanting to do something like that.

  • 12.01.2012 5:26 PM PDT


Posted by: Defogner

Posted by: SHOTTY SNIP3R
Me and one of my girlfriends were going 3rd base at the very front seat in the movie theater it gave me such an excited feel like you knew everyone was watching you but at the same time it felt like we were the only two there.

Yes no doubt all the litte kids trying to actually watch wreck it ralph enjoyed it too


The movie was "The Ugly Truth" I believe so it was a fairly mature movie.

  • 12.01.2012 5:28 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

she didn't ask for ID

  • 12.01.2012 5:28 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

She grabbed my arm and put it around her. Victory.

  • 12.01.2012 5:29 PM PDT
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I talked to a girl once.

  • 12.01.2012 5:35 PM PDT

Hanger one I just shredded with the SMGs until ammo was out and I just threw 'nades like a boss while BRing.

My experience playing Cairo Station on Legendary

Are you sure you didn't mean 2nd? I mean, it's be a little difficult to perform anything with your mouth in awkward movie seats...
Posted by: SHOTTY SNIP3R
Me and one of my girlfriends were going 3rd base at the very front seat in the movie theater it gave me such an excited feel like you knew everyone was watching you but at the same time it felt like we were the only two there.

  • 12.01.2012 5:38 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

I can't pick just one.

  • 12.01.2012 5:40 PM PDT

I'm in love with Jesus and proud of it!

Back when I actually dated, I use to love waking up next to my girl, play with her tits, and make love in the early morning hours. Then she'd make me breakfast.

  • 12.01.2012 5:56 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

There's more than one sex?

  • 12.01.2012 5:58 PM PDT
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None.

  • 12.01.2012 6:10 PM PDT

I said "good afternoon Mrs. J" and then she giggled back at me. Yes, she is my teacher!

  • 12.01.2012 6:38 PM PDT

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