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Subject: You have a tough decision to make

9 choices, choose 1.

I'm not sure which I'd pick. It's a tough call between the earrings and SIM cards.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 5:03 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 5:02 PM PDT

Well, I've been economical with the truth.

The hat, duh.

  • 12.01.2012 5:03 PM PDT

I really don't understand why I have a signature.

I'll take the shoes.

  • 12.01.2012 5:04 PM PDT
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Pikachu or Love Pin

  • 12.01.2012 5:05 PM PDT
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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

Real pikachu.

  • 12.01.2012 5:05 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Well, if I chose the earrings, couldn't I use the infinite wealth to buy the other items?

  • 12.01.2012 5:06 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

Rubik's cube.

  • 12.01.2012 5:06 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Gravity shoes. Imagine being able to essentially create a gravitational pull that launches you around. It would be efficient transportation.

  • 12.01.2012 5:07 PM PDT

Can the SIM card allow me to call Abraham Lincoln? Or how about our future robot overlord?

  • 12.01.2012 5:07 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Well, if I chose the earrings, couldn't I use the infinite wealth to buy the other items?
One does not simply buy Pikachu

OT: Ear rings
I'd just wear those ear cover thingies whilst wearing them

  • 12.01.2012 5:08 PM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

Energy Rifle, no question.

  • 12.01.2012 5:08 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: BROWN HAWK
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Well, if I chose the earrings, couldn't I use the infinite wealth to buy the other items?
One does not simply buy Pikachu

OT: Ear rings
I'd just wear those ear cover thingies whilst wearing them
Why?

With infinite money you could pay celebrities to wear look alikes so the earrings become the new fashion.

  • 12.01.2012 5:09 PM PDT

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Well, if I chose the earrings, couldn't I use the infinite wealth to buy the other items?
As soon as you choose one, the others never exist.

  • 12.01.2012 5:09 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

None of those are really good, so love pin.

  • 12.01.2012 5:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Slayer1878
Can the SIM card allow me to call Abraham Lincoln? Or how about our future robot overlord?
That depends on whether or not Abraham Lincoln and future robot overlord have a cell phone.

  • 12.01.2012 5:10 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: MENDICANT_BIAS
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Well, if I chose the earrings, couldn't I use the infinite wealth to buy the other items?
As soon as you choose one, the others never exist.
OK, still the earrings. I would go all Tony Stark and have an R&D department make them for me.

  • 12.01.2012 5:10 PM PDT

Hanger one I just shredded with the SMGs until ammo was out and I just threw 'nades like a boss while BRing.

My experience playing Cairo Station on Legendary

The Hat, imagine how much fun you could have!

  • 12.01.2012 5:10 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

The earrings. People would soon start asking questions about a flying guy. The government and military would be all over the shoes. The same goes for Pikachu.

If I couldn't choose the earrings, I'd go for the SIM card.

  • 12.01.2012 5:11 PM PDT

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If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Rubik's Cube is the most practical choice.

Just learn a solving algorithm and off you go.

  • 12.01.2012 5:11 PM PDT
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Yup.

Gravity shoes.

  • 12.01.2012 5:12 PM PDT

All Retards are Retarded...

You Catch My Drift??????????

Gravity shoes. If I can fly I can be happy forever

  • 12.01.2012 5:13 PM PDT
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Probably the wealth earrings. The shoes would become boring after a while, and with the love badge I wouldn't feel like I had actual love.

  • 12.01.2012 5:13 PM PDT

Earrings or shoes.

  • 12.01.2012 5:23 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Gravity shoes.

  • 12.01.2012 5:24 PM PDT