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Subject: Your parents find a mermaid in your bathtub

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How do you explain the situation to them?

  • 12.01.2012 5:28 PM PDT
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I take them to a mental hospital because they're imagining fictional creatures.

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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

I would like to 1 V 1 the mermaid energy swords forge world pallet

  • 12.01.2012 5:29 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson

I shall name her squishy, mom and dad, and she shall be my mermaid squishy!

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How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

"Yes, I had sex with it."
"No Dad, you can't."
"No Mom, I'm not getting rid of her."

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Something smells fishy...

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If anything, you would only find a Merman in my tub.

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''Hell is other people.''

"It's not what it looks like."

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I'm not a psycho. I'm cool. Calm your nipples.

I would let my sister explain.

  • 12.01.2012 5:30 PM PDT

idfk

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  • 12.01.2012 5:31 PM PDT

How do I explain the situation to them? I'd be wondering what the hell was going on myself.

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I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

"She wouldn't have fit in the sink!"

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Posted by: Edmi Wohusee
Something smells fishy...


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  • 12.01.2012 5:32 PM PDT

Make love to that sm3xy Mermaid :)

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I don't have a bathtub.

  • 12.01.2012 5:33 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

I like mermaids mom and dad. Problem?

  • 12.01.2012 5:33 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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It's not mine.

  • 12.01.2012 5:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: CamCamm
It's not mine.


Merman then.

  • 12.01.2012 5:35 PM PDT

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How?

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Don't answer that.

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Me to :D
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Make love to that sm3xy Mermaid :)

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Posted by: Jet Wave
"Yes, I had sex with it."
"No Dad, you can't."
"No Mom, you can't either."
Fix'd

  • 12.01.2012 5:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: warrior527
How?

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Don't answer that.

Posted by: Mega Munchy
Me to :D
Posted by: Azzuage
Make love to that sm3xy Mermaid :)


I take it you're not familiar with mermaid anatomy.

Everything is in the same place hidden beneath scales.

Except since it's a fish I guess it would smell like a human?

  • 12.01.2012 5:41 PM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

I'd ask when they got me a bathtub since currently there's only a shower in my bathroom.

  • 12.01.2012 5:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Except since it's a fish I guess it would smell like a human?
I chuckled. Good one.

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